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Melissia wrote:

schadenfreude wrote:2 hot girls kissing is faux lesbianism

Because, you know, someone cannot possibly be both lesbian and attractive. Riiiiiight.

Take offense if you want, but that is the dumbest thing I have read this year. But don't worry, you have 11 and 1/rd months to be topped.

Most lesbian groups complain about "lesbian" porn. It's geared towards males typically. Actual lesbian porn is much more sensual and less about penetration with strange objects.

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

Melissia wrote:

schadenfreude wrote:2 hot girls kissing is faux lesbianism

Because, you know, someone cannot possibly be both lesbian and attractive. Riiiiiight.

Take offense if you want, but that is the dumbest thing I have read this year. But don't worry, you have 11 and 1/rd months to be topped.

Most lesbian groups complain about "lesbian" porn. It's geared towards males typically. Actual lesbian porn is much more sensual and less about penetration with strange objects.

Tread softly, for you tread upon my dreams.

Fafnir wrote:

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

Melissia wrote:

schadenfreude wrote:2 hot girls kissing is faux lesbianism

Because, you know, someone cannot possibly be both lesbian and attractive. Riiiiiight.

Take offense if you want, but that is the dumbest thing I have read this year. But don't worry, you have 11 and 1/rd months to be topped.

Most lesbian groups complain about "lesbian" porn. It's geared towards males typically. Actual lesbian porn is much more sensual and less about penetration with strange objects.

Tread softly, for you tread upon my dreams.

Oh, in that case,

TO BAD.

Fafnir wrote:

Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:

Melissia wrote:

schadenfreude wrote:2 hot girls kissing is faux lesbianism

Because, you know, someone cannot possibly be both lesbian and attractive. Riiiiiight.

Take offense if you want, but that is the dumbest thing I have read this year. But don't worry, you have 11 and 1/rd months to be topped.

Most lesbian groups complain about "lesbian" porn. It's geared towards males typically. Actual lesbian porn is much more sensual and less about penetration with strange objects.

Tread softly, for you tread upon my dreams.

As with mine...
I love meeting girls who say they feel lesbian sometimes XD

apparently, my shoulder is nice and a good pillow. Other dudes have sharp and square shoulders, but mine are good for laying a head on while a movie is watched with friends. I never put so much thought into shoulders.

micahaphone wrote:apparently, my shoulder is nice and a good pillow. Other dudes have sharp and square shoulders, but mine are good for laying a head on while a movie is watched with friends. I never put so much thought into shoulders.

Were you dropped on your shoulder as a child?

I don't think so...

chowderhead13 wrote:

micahaphone wrote:apparently, my shoulder is nice and a good pillow. Other dudes have sharp and square shoulders, but mine are good for laying a head on while a movie is watched with friends. I never put so much thought into shoulders.

Were you dropped on your shoulder as a child?

But that equals chick magnet for girls that like sleeping your shoulders?
Yeah. I don't really see that. I can tell stories, and sound patrotic. But Soft shoulders? Never heard that before. (USE IT)

Chowder..What happened to the dancing monkey??

Soft shoulders?...that's one I've not heard before.

What about soft eyes! or soft ears! Or soft eyebrows! Or soft foots! Or soft elbows? Yeah I don't think that many people would brag about that unless if they were already a chick magnet.

My shoulders are sharp and pointy, what with being so thin and all.

But I have the eyebrows of a god, so it works out just fine.

Melissia wrote:

schadenfreude wrote:2 hot girls kissing is faux lesbianism

Because, you know, someone cannot possibly be both lesbian and attractive. Riiiiiight.

Take offense if you want, but that is the dumbest thing I have read this year. But don't worry, you have 11 and 1/rd months to be topped.

Well if you're going to snip a sentence out of a post and quote it out of context then a lot of what I say will sound stupid. It sounds like you were angered by a single sentence and chose to ignore everything else I said because you heard on part out of context, so I'll reword my sentence to be more specific to the point I was trying to make.

2 girls making out on top of a bunch of beer kegs for the amusement of a bunch of drunken frat boys is faux lesbianism.



I've known quite a few lesbians in my time. Like straight women some are very beautiful, some are not attractive at all. Out of all the lesbians I have known none spend their time making out on beer kegs for the amusement of drunken frat boys. That tends to be the territory of bi experimenting straight women who feel the need to get the attention of drunken frat boys.

FITZZ wrote: Chowder..What happened to the dancing monkey??

Do people really like that monkey?

Seriously, what's up with the fething monkey?

Fafnir wrote:My shoulders are sharp and pointy, what with being so thin and all.

But I have the eyebrows of a god, so it works out just fine.

My shoulders are broad and manly ...but I'm slowly developing the eyebrows of Oscar the Grouch.

Fafnir wrote:My shoulders are sharp and pointy, what with being so thin and all.

But I have the eyebrows of a god, so it works out just fine.

Lets see what Do I have that alot of girls only notice when they get close to me. Hmmm. My eyes. They are hazel. So they turn different colors. Believe it or not I sometimes have green eyes or golden eyes. Its freaking awesome.
I also have hair that changes according to seasons.
I also have one hell of a passion for just about anything. (expect adult stuff like sorting business agreements.)
I can change my voice to anything I have heard more than once.

chowderhead13 wrote:

FITZZ wrote: Chowder..What happened to the dancing monkey??

Do people really like that monkey?

Seriously, what's up with the fething monkey?

I liked the monkey...

FITZZ wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

FITZZ wrote: Chowder..What happened to the dancing monkey??

Do people really like that monkey?

Seriously, what's up with the fething monkey?

I liked the monkey...

I don't know, Christina Perri is pretty awesome....

If one more person demands the monkey, It's going back.

The monkey and the colored faces were too distracting.

And hey, I got a nice girl laying her head on my shoulder throughout 1.5 movies. I'm not complaining.

I got drunk and fell asleep with my head in my friend's wife's lap. I kinda killed it by waking up and saying "...mom?" because I had visited my mother earlier that day and for some reason thought I was taking a nap at her place, not in a room with a large number of my friends. It comes up from time to time.

Well that's because you're Cannerus.

schadenfreude wrote:

Melissia wrote:

schadenfreude wrote:2 hot girls kissing is faux lesbianism

Because, you know, someone cannot possibly be both lesbian and attractive. Riiiiiight.

Take offense if you want, but that is the dumbest thing I have read this year. But don't worry, you have 11 and 1/rd months to be topped.

Well if you're going to snip a sentence out of a post and quote it out of context then a lot of what I say will sound stupid. It sounds like you were angered by a single sentence and chose to ignore everything else I said because you heard on part out of context, so I'll reword my sentence to be more specific to the point I was trying to make.

2 girls making out on top of a bunch of beer kegs for the amusement of a bunch of drunken frat boys is faux lesbianism.



I've known quite a few lesbians in my time. Like straight women some are very beautiful, some are not attractive at all. Out of all the lesbians I have known none spend their time making out on beer kegs for the amusement of drunken frat boys. That tends to be the territory of bi experimenting straight women who feel the need to get the attention of drunken frat boys.

You seem to have an ax to grind with drunken frat boys.

I will agree with some of your statement in that in some cases "girl/girl" activity could be attributed to attempting to get the attention of nearby males,perhaps even members of a Fraternity who have had to much to drink.
But I'd hardly say that is true in every case of what your referring to as " Faux lesbianism",in some cases it's a situation of women who've had a bit to drink being less inhibited and therefore exploring sexual fantasies/desires to engage in girl/girl activities.

micahaphone wrote:The monkey and the colored faces were too distracting.

And hey, I got a nice girl laying her head on my shoulder throughout 1.5 movies. I'm not complaining.

FITZZ wrote: You seem to have an ax to grind with drunken frat boys.

I will agree with some of your statement in that in some cases "girl/girl" activity could be attributed to attempting to get the attention of nearby males,perhaps even members of a Fraternity who have had to much to drink.
But I'd hardly say that is true in every case of what your referring to as " Faux lesbianism",in some cases it's a situation of women who've had a bit to drink being less inhibited and therefore exploring sexual fantasies/desires to engage in girl/girl activities.

I'm also detecting a bit of anti-faux lesbian attitude here.

Is there a litmus test as to who is acceptably lesbian and who isn't?

Fafnir wrote:

micahaphone wrote:The monkey and the colored faces were too distracting.

And hey, I got a nice girl laying her head on my shoulder throughout 1.5 movies. I'm not complaining.

Insanity wolf is better.

Monster Rain wrote:

FITZZ wrote: You seem to have an ax to grind with drunken frat boys.

I will agree with some of your statement in that in some cases "girl/girl" activity could be attributed to attempting to get the attention of nearby males,perhaps even members of a Fraternity who have had to much to drink.
But I'd hardly say that is true in every case of what your referring to as " Faux lesbianism",in some cases it's a situation of women who've had a bit to drink being less inhibited and therefore exploring sexual fantasies/desires to engage in girl/girl activities.

I'm also detecting a bit of anti-faux lesbian attitude here.

Is there a litmus test as to who is acceptably lesbian and who isn't?

Perhaps there should be. ...

For what it's worth, my Aunt and one of my Cousins are Lesbians,I've never know either of them to engage in any activities to amuse frat boys,drunk or otherwise.
However,I have also know a plethora of Bi-girls,and some of them have turned out to be very amusing.

chowderhead13 wrote:

Fafnir wrote:

micahaphone wrote:The monkey and the colored faces were too distracting.

And hey, I got a nice girl laying her head on my shoulder throughout 1.5 movies. I'm not complaining.

Insanity wolf is better.

Are you aware of the context I am using the term "lighter fluid" in? If so, this topic just got a whole lot dirtier.

chowderhead13 wrote:

Fafnir wrote:

micahaphone wrote:The monkey and the colored faces were too distracting.

And hey, I got a nice girl laying her head on my shoulder throughout 1.5 movies. I'm not complaining.

Insanity wolf is better.

Who to listen to, who to listen to!

Well, I like her, and lighter fluid (that's what I call: kerosene, white gas, lighter fluid, alcohol, petroleum jelly, ect) has better uses than burning my own shoulder. Hypnotoad wins this round.

Melissia wrote:

Bromsy wrote:Whoa, Pop may mostly suck hard, but there is still good music being made, just not in the genres where it once was. Muse is absolutely brilliant, for one.

Indeed. Good music is still being made. I prefer Rhapsody of Fire, Stone Sour, and Nightwish myself.

I had Pandora Radio playing in my car on a 14 hour drive and it played End of All Hope by Nightwish. My 14 hour drive got intensely epic.

micahaphone wrote:

chowderhead13 wrote:

Fafnir wrote:

micahaphone wrote:The monkey and the colored faces were too distracting.

And hey, I got a nice girl laying her head on my shoulder throughout 1.5 movies. I'm not complaining.

Insanity wolf is better.

Who to listen to, who to listen to!

Well, I like her, and lighter fluid (that's what I call: kerosene, white gas, lighter fluid, alcohol, petroleum jelly, ect) has better uses than burning my own shoulder. Hypnotoad wins this round.

I don't have any kind of ax to grind with women engaging in sexual experimentation with other women. If someone wants to further explore their sexuality they should do so. There is nothing wrong with doing so, trust me I'm far from puritanical on this issue.

That being said I think a lot of young women do it for the wrong reasons. If the reasons behind doing anything are "It's cool" and "I have low self esteem" then just about anything young men or young women do is being done for the wrong reasons.