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2011/01/22 06:29:03
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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micahaphone wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Fafnir wrote:micahaphone wrote:The monkey and the colored faces were too distracting.
And hey, I got a nice girl laying her head on my shoulder throughout 1.5 movies. I'm not complaining.
Insanity wolf is better.
Who to listen to, who to listen to!
Well, I like her, and lighter fluid (that's what I call: kerosene, white gas, lighter fluid, alcohol, petroleum jelly, ect) has better uses than burning my own shoulder. Hypnotoad wins this round.
That's bachelor frog. 
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2011/01/22 09:04:54
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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And a masturbation joke.
I do not endorse the burning of any girls around here.
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2011/01/22 10:34:42
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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I honestly don't get whats hot about lesbians.
Horay 2 girls are doing each other! what does this mean? They will never do you. >_<
It just doesn't make sense to me.
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2011/01/22 10:46:19
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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Soladrin wrote:I honestly don't get whats hot about lesbians.
Horay 2 girls are doing each other! what does this mean? They will never do you. >_<
It just doesn't make sense to me.
The hot part is the chance that they're bisexual.
Also, what's better than one set of girly bits? ...Two sets of girly bits!
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2011/01/22 11:01:29
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Plastictrees
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Fafnir wrote:Soladrin wrote:I honestly don't get whats hot about lesbians.
Horay 2 girls are doing each other! what does this mean? They will never do you. >_<
It just doesn't make sense to me.
The hot part is the chance that they're bisexual.
Also, what's better than one set of girly bits? ...Two sets of girly bits!
That has to be some of the best logic i've ever seen. 
Genius!
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2011/01/22 11:30:30
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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Of course, it's only better when said girly bits are on seperate bodies. Two sets of girly bits on on girl is not better at all.
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2011/01/22 12:00:08
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Veteran ORC
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Fafnir wrote:
Is that this Hypnotoad I have been hearing about so much? Automatically Appended Next Post: Soladrin wrote:I honestly don't get whats hot about lesbians.
Horay 2 girls are doing each other! what does this mean? They will never do you. >_<
It just doesn't make sense to me.
I can help you there:
Men are geared to get..... emotions when he sees a woman who is "ready". When we see a man and a woman kissing, our subconscious, primal minds see it as "Oh, she's taken by him". When we see two girls kissing, we think of it as two unclaimed girls being ready for us to claim them (Again, on a basic, primal level). That's why lesbians are hot, we see two women making out and getting "ready".
Of course, I have no proof of this, and it's 6 in the morning, which is entirely far too early, but I was told this once.
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2011/01/22 12:31:44
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Fafnir wrote:Soladrin wrote:I honestly don't get whats hot about lesbians.
Horay 2 girls are doing each other! what does this mean? They will never do you. >_<
It just doesn't make sense to me.
The hot part is the chance that they're bisexual.
Also, what's better than one set of girly bits? ...Two sets of girly bits!
I know I'm weird... but, one set, I don't like having to split my attention, I think two would just be awkward.
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2011/01/22 15:17:15
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Soladrin wrote:Fafnir wrote:Soladrin wrote:I honestly don't get whats hot about lesbians.
Horay 2 girls are doing each other! what does this mean? They will never do you. >_<
It just doesn't make sense to me.
The hot part is the chance that they're bisexual.
Also, what's better than one set of girly bits? ...Two sets of girly bits!
I know I'm weird... but, one set, I don't like having to split my attention, I think two would just be awkward.
Is it because your french? Because of cultural differences, that is not racist it is because of different cultures consider different things hot. But one common fact that is common is that you need to see it to think it is hot >.> either that or you like only like single women.
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2011/01/22 16:30:19
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Asherian Command wrote:Soladrin wrote:Fafnir wrote:Soladrin wrote:I honestly don't get whats hot about lesbians.
Horay 2 girls are doing each other! what does this mean? They will never do you. >_<
It just doesn't make sense to me.
The hot part is the chance that they're bisexual.
Also, what's better than one set of girly bits? ...Two sets of girly bits!
I know I'm weird... but, one set, I don't like having to split my attention, I think two would just be awkward.
Is it because your french? Because of cultural differences, that is not racist it is because of different cultures consider different things hot. But one common fact that is common is that you need to see it to think it is hot >.> either that or you like only like single women.
French..? FRENCH?! IM DUTCH!
Learn your bloody flags!
And it's not cultural, most of my friends get the hots for it too, I just never thought it was hot, I just dont get any arousement from girl on girl.
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2011/01/22 16:32:47
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Soladrin wrote:Asherian Command wrote:Soladrin wrote:Fafnir wrote:Soladrin wrote:I honestly don't get whats hot about lesbians.
Horay 2 girls are doing each other! what does this mean? They will never do you. >_<
It just doesn't make sense to me.
The hot part is the chance that they're bisexual.
Also, what's better than one set of girly bits? ...Two sets of girly bits!
I know I'm weird... but, one set, I don't like having to split my attention, I think two would just be awkward.
Is it because your french? Because of cultural differences, that is not racist it is because of different cultures consider different things hot. But one common fact that is common is that you need to see it to think it is hot >.> either that or you like only like single women.
French..? FRENCH?! IM DUTCH!
Learn your bloody flags!
And it's not cultural, most of my friends get the hots for it too, I just never thought it was hot, I just dont get any arousement from girl on girl.
Sorry looks like the french flag XD.
Then ok it might be just you then.
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2011/01/22 16:34:20
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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This is french
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2011/01/22 16:37:22
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.
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Oh come on. Who had the three stripes of that color first? Whoever took it and flipped it on its side and called it a flag wasn't even trying. Where do the Dutch live, anyway?
Holland or The Netherlands?
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2011/01/22 16:39:26
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
Manchester UK
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Neither, they're both full of Moroccans....
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2011/01/22 16:40:31
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Bastard! :(
And Holland is really the biggest mistake foreigners make,
Theres south and north Holland, wich are pronvices. the country is called the netherlands, not holland.
I'm from Limburg btw.
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2011/01/22 17:04:53
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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Soladrin wrote:Fafnir wrote:Soladrin wrote:I honestly don't get whats hot about lesbians.
Horay 2 girls are doing each other! what does this mean? They will never do you. >_<
It just doesn't make sense to me.
The hot part is the chance that they're bisexual.
Also, what's better than one set of girly bits? ...Two sets of girly bits!
I know I'm weird... but, one set, I don't like having to split my attention, I think two would just be awkward.
It's easier than you'd think. You just have to be practiced up in more than traditional techniques. Hit it right and a big booming voice comes out of nowhere and says "Combo!"
And if I'm not mistaken, you're bi, right? 
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2011/01/22 17:07:27
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Aye, though by pure random chance I've never dated a guy, girls are still more interesting 
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2011/01/22 17:09:38
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Soladrin wrote:Aye, though by pure random chance I've never dated a guy, girls are still more interesting
I've never dated either sex; i'm starting to wonder whether I should just crawl under a rock and read 'Asexuality for Dummies'.
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2011/01/22 17:10:25
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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I've never "dated" a guy, either technically XD That might actually change soon. Automatically Appended Next Post: Avatar 720 wrote:Soladrin wrote:Aye, though by pure random chance I've never dated a guy, girls are still more interesting
I've never dated either sex; i'm starting to wonder whether I should just crawl under a rock and read 'Asexuality for Dummies'.
I keep offering personal assistance  Feel free to PM if it really bothers you.
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2011/01/22 17:54:57
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Preacher of the Emperor
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Monster Rain wrote:Oh come on. Who had the three stripes of that color first? Whoever took it and flipped it on its side and called it a flag wasn't even trying.
lol. check the belgian flag, and turn it around.
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2011/01/22 18:01:03
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Humming Great Unclean One of Nurgle
Georgia,just outside Atlanta
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This is thread is becoming more odd by the post,in two pages it's meandered through dancing monkeys,lesbians,soft shoulders and flags..
...It's beginning to remind me of an Eddie Izzard routine.
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2011/01/22 18:06:17
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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FITZZ wrote: This is thread is becoming more odd by the post,in two pages it's meandered through dancing monkeys,lesbians,soft shoulders and flags..
...It's beginning to remind me of an Eddie Izzard routine.
That's a good thing in my book!
Also:
The flag of the Netherlands is a horizontal tricolour of red, white, and blue. Introduced in 1572, it is one of the first tricolours and the oldest tricolour still in use today. Since 1937, the flag has officially been the national flag of the Netherlands and of the Kingdom of the Netherlands
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2011/01/22 18:09:15
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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Soladrin wrote:FITZZ wrote: This is thread is becoming more odd by the post,in two pages it's meandered through dancing monkeys,lesbians,soft shoulders and flags..
...It's beginning to remind me of an Eddie Izzard routine.
That's a good thing in my book!
Also:
The flag of the Netherlands is a horizontal tricolour of red, white, and blue. Introduced in 1572, it is one of the first tricolours and the oldest tricolour still in use today. Since 1937, the flag has officially been the national flag of the Netherlands and of the Kingdom of the Netherlands
Ok so the French stole? Figures... Anyway coolest thing ever is when a girl can kick your ass but can do it awesomely.
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2011/01/22 18:14:28
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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chowderhead13 wrote:micahaphone wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Fafnir wrote:micahaphone wrote:The monkey and the colored faces were too distracting.
And hey, I got a nice girl laying her head on my shoulder throughout 1.5 movies. I'm not complaining.
Insanity wolf is better.
Who to listen to, who to listen to!
Well, I like her, and lighter fluid (that's what I call: kerosene, white gas, lighter fluid, alcohol, petroleum jelly, ect) has better uses than burning my own shoulder. Hypnotoad wins this round.
That's bachelor frog.
Insanity Wolf disappeared, and I mislabeled bachelor frog, and now the sims diamond is telling me to be a serial killer, AH! So confusing! And I didn't even catch on to the stupid "lighter fluid" joke!
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2011/01/22 18:38:53
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
On a boat, Trying not to die.
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micahaphone wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:micahaphone wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Fafnir wrote:micahaphone wrote:The monkey and the colored faces were too distracting.
And hey, I got a nice girl laying her head on my shoulder throughout 1.5 movies. I'm not complaining.
Insanity wolf is better.
Who to listen to, who to listen to!
Well, I like her, and lighter fluid (that's what I call: kerosene, white gas, lighter fluid, alcohol, petroleum jelly, ect) has better uses than burning my own shoulder. Hypnotoad wins this round.
That's bachelor frog.
Insanity Wolf disappeared, and I mislabeled bachelor frog, and now the sims diamond is telling me to be a serial killer, AH! So confusing! And I didn't even catch on to the stupid "lighter fluid" joke!
Both options sound very appealing. But, unfortunatly,
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2011/01/22 21:06:12
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Renegade Inquisitor with a Bound Daemon
Tied and gagged in the back of your car
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FITZZ wrote:
...It's beginning to remind me of an Eddie Izzard routine.
You say it like it's a bad thing.
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2011/01/22 21:22:18
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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chowderhead13 wrote:micahaphone wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:micahaphone wrote:chowderhead13 wrote:Fafnir wrote:micahaphone wrote:The monkey and the colored faces were too distracting.
And hey, I got a nice girl laying her head on my shoulder throughout 1.5 movies. I'm not complaining.
Insanity wolf is better.
Who to listen to, who to listen to!
Well, I like her, and lighter fluid (that's what I call: kerosene, white gas, lighter fluid, alcohol, petroleum jelly, ect) has better uses than burning my own shoulder. Hypnotoad wins this round.
That's bachelor frog.
Insanity Wolf disappeared, and I mislabeled bachelor frog, and now the sims diamond is telling me to be a serial killer, AH! So confusing! And I didn't even catch on to the stupid "lighter fluid" joke!
Both options sound very appealing. But, unfortunatly,
Wow, Dakka really is getting desperate for memes.
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2011/01/22 21:30:09
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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schadenfreude wrote:2 girls making out on top of a bunch of beer kegs for the amusement of a bunch of drunken frat boys is faux lesbianism.
no, they do it for their own amusement.
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2011/01/22 21:36:38
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Melissia wrote:schadenfreude wrote:2 girls making out on top of a bunch of beer kegs for the amusement of a bunch of drunken frat boys is faux lesbianism.
no, they do it for their own amusement.
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2011/01/22 21:39:45
Subject: Re:Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
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Fixture of Dakka
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Melissia wrote:schadenfreude wrote:2 girls making out on top of a bunch of beer kegs for the amusement of a bunch of drunken frat boys is faux lesbianism.
no, they do it for their own amusement.
You have no way of knowing that. The former is the more likely scenario.
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