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2017/06/08 01:05:24
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Granted. You fall into a persistent vegetative state.
I wish to be an amateur beekeeper.
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2017/06/08 03:09:27
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! "Amateur" doesn't begin to describe the sad state of your apicultural skills. After one day, you're stung so many times that you look like a pufferfish with legs, your Queen turns out to be sterile and the paltry amount of honey produced by your hive tastes like an Orc's codpiece.
I wish I had a Savile Row tailor available and on call for my haberdashery needs.
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2017/06/08 13:16:33
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Your tailor is also a psycopathic killer who insists that you drop by for a fitting, and you are never to be heard from again.
I wish for easy-to-open windows.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/06/08 20:53:50
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Granted there so easy to open you can never close them. You get robbed, it's always drafty, birds, ringwraiths, bats, jehovahs witness's, dragons and demantors all make it inside and start to depress, annoy, poo on you, and set fore to the house.
But there easy to open.
I wish to rule my nation of peaceful squid and fish related beings happily ever after.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/06/08 21:06:24
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Granted. You become the manager of a seafood warehouse.
I wish to be an internationally acclaimed performance artist.
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2017/06/09 12:51:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You wow everyone as you perform while tied to the side of a Korean test missle launch.
I wish for a missile shortage.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/06/10 23:48:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge
What's left of Cadia
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Granted, thousands of missiles are now about to land.on.your house. After which there will be a shortage.
I wish that I didn't have to write long essays
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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
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2017/06/11 01:24:10
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Granted. You don't. Go ahead and do something else, if you like.
I wish to be on TV.
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2017/06/11 13:54:32
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are wanted by the police and your picture is all over the news channels.
I wish for a new bag of sand.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/06/11 19:21:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Granted you get a 1 ton bag of sand at games workshop per kilo prices.
That costs many thousands of pounds for your sand that only sticks with gw brand glue, and only can be painted with citadel paints and brushes as coated in a magical chemical that repels any other brand of paint, brush, glue or varnish.
I wish that rain was less cold.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/06/12 10:22:24
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Rain is one degree less cold.
I wish i had not drank all that Angry Orchard the other night.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/06/12 19:29:17
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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snurl wrote:Granted. Rain is one degree less cold.
I wish i had not drank all that Angry Orchard the other night.
Granted, your Angry Orchard was replaced by Orchard Thieves
I wish I could know if my child would have been a son or daughter
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!
Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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2017/06/12 22:46:42
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Granted you now know.
However knowing causes a tine loop of which paradoxs as you both know, and do not know at same time yet it cannot verify which is the true answer.
Later this whole shrodinger grade time loop explodes into a worm ole that's transports you can to building of the Spynx where you are now a stone mason of the lowest rank and constantly whipped if you make a mistake by a man a 35 inch bicep.
I wish I had a easier to corrupt wish.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/06/13 11:38:50
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Granted. It's almost too easy.
I wish to make a major impact in my community.
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2017/06/13 12:51:02
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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Granted. The laws of physics become rediculously warped and you become Meteorboy! Each footstep, punch and sneeze has a force equal to 1 x 10^999 its normal force. Fart and your whole city will be blown away by Mach 5 winds.
I wish a real zombie apocalypse would happen (I've had a survival plan for friends and family for years, we're safe, feth everybody else)
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
DR:90+S++G+++M+B+IPw40k08#-D+++A+++/cwd363R+++T(Ot)DM+
Check out my Deathwatch story, Aftermath in the fiction section!
Credit to Castiel for banner. Thanks Cas!
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2017/06/13 13:16:56
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Your friends and family are "patient zero".
I wish for an iron sword.
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2017/06/14 06:00:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Humorless Arbite
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snurl wrote:Granted. Your friends and family are "patient zero".
I wish for an iron sword.
Granted, it's pure iron which means it's floppy and bendy and entirely useless in its function.
I wish that I could focus and study instead of procrastinate and fail
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2017/06/14 14:32:33
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You study failure and get an A.
I wish to keep my cat away from the chipmonks.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/06/15 17:29:47
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Granted. You back over it with your car.
I wish to invent something truly spectacular.
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2017/06/15 22:47:11
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Granted. Its launch is a spectacular fail and you make the top 10 most useless inventions for the next century.
I wish to to have my own suit of power armour.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/06/16 03:34:07
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Humorless Arbite
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jhe90 wrote:Granted. Its launch is a spectacular fail and you make the top 10 most useless inventions for the next century.
I wish to to have my own suit of power armour.
Granted but it's that Hammer one from Iron Man 2
I wish I knew everything in the entire universe.
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2017/06/16 14:32:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You know everything but can communicate none of it.
I wish for a cold beer.
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2017/06/16 23:46:35
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Granted. Its abasalute zero and so cold that you would get massive cold burns from remotely even touching it for a second.
I wish that eggs where more good.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/06/17 12:17:23
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted.Eggs are the best. You are allergic to them.
I wish for better weather.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2017/06/17 14:04:29
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Humorless Arbite
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snurl wrote:Granted.Eggs are the best. You are allergic to them.
I wish for better weather.
Granted. The storms on Jupiter calm down and it becomes a nice day.
I wish I lost weight.
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2017/06/17 21:38:14
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Granted. You are a able to lose weight.
But its done in a way that leaves you one inch tall m. You definitely lose weight though.
Like multiple stone!
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I wish I had another cup of pepermint tea as I'm watching American gods and don,t wanna pause it.
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2017/06/18 00:29:20
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Humorless Arbite
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jhe90 wrote:Granted. You are a able to lose weight.
But its done in a way that leaves you one inch tall m. You definitely lose weight though.
Like multiple stone!
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I wish I had another cup of pepermint tea as I'm watching American gods and don,t wanna pause it.
Granted. A cup of peppermint tea appears in your hand but it's frozen solid so you can't enjoy it whilst you watch American Gods.
I wish I was Emperor of Earth.
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2017/06/18 12:24:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are blamed for everything and quickly taken prisoner and held in exile.
I wish for a nice nap.
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2017/06/18 18:58:05
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Wrathful Warlord Titan Commander
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Granted. You'll wake up at M42.
I wish the IG got its characters back, well known names like Al Rahem, Chenkov, Kamir, Macharius & Co are still missing!
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Target locked,ready to fire
In dedicatio imperatum ultra articulo mortis.
H.B.M.C :
We were wrong. It's not the 40k End Times. It's the Trademarkening.
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2017/06/18 19:00:04
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Cackling Daemonic Dreadnought of Tzeentch
Ellenton, Florida
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Granted. They get them back, but in the fluff only where they are promptly killed off with a stipulation that they may never again be used in games.
I wish to be an alligator wrestler.
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