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I AM THE INQUISITION! I am actually a clone, created due to my prowess of Hill owning by the Imperial Inquisition.

While you two were busy arguing, i dug up the hill and moved it to my hidden base of ultimate hidden-ness,

My Hill.

*Sigh* Damn inquisition *Checks over shoulder*

*Stabs Nikev in neck with a pen*

You looked over the wrong shoulder! Hahaha!

*Calls recon over mozzyfuzzy's base.*

I was going to post something along the lines of my base is actually on top of your recon, but then that would be telling you where it is........Oh Bleep.

I bomb it. You all die. Even though you're already dead because you came back to the thread.

Damn it I created another rhyme without trying.
That happens so goddamned much..

Ah but Dark this is a different hill, because I got lost on my way to the original one (or whichever hill you destroyed).

Mozzyfuzzy wrote:Ah but Dark this is a different hill, because I got lost on my way to the original one (or whichever hill you destroyed).

I mentioned entering the thread, not just hill #3002464366.3.

But you came back to thread as well Dark so we can safely guess that you caused the last explosive in this thread to go off and we are now free to return to the thread.

halonachos wrote:But you came back to thread as well Dark so we can safely guess that you caused the last explosive in this thread to go off and we are now free to return to the thread.

Invincible Chaos entity is invincible.

So the explosives juggle you in the air for infinity due to your inability to die.

I return to the warp and you die again.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:I return to the warp, because I was juggled by the explosives too much, and you are awesome again.

Corrected it for you.

halonachos wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:You're wrong. Always. 'Nuff said but not. Cactus has prickles. I win. Noone's hill. End of thread.

Corrected it for you.

I bring the thread back on topic, then plant my daemon-flag, which becomes inaccessible due to daemons being an army nobody wants to play against.

Let it die..

I ignore Dark and kill your lame little army with great Trance music.
My Thread about owning a hill.
and
My Hill.

Then I deepstrike the second half of my army onto the hill and plant my flag.
Second half of army consisting of three soulgrinders, three bloodthirsters and 3 squads of bloodcrushers.
Zero resistance because you didn't station any troops there.

I walk off the hill smiling. When I get a good distance away, I hit the detonator decimating the hill and all your forces.
Nobody owns the hill.

*returns from warp tea-break*

"Say whaaaaaa?! This simply will not do, wot, wot?"

*spawns cadre of high-skilled-backflipping multi-lazor wielding Deathwatch marines riding on top of mutli-lazor-sporting Razorbacks that backflip and transform into Land Raiders and Predators with multi-lazors*

*cadre of high-skilled-backflipping multi-lazor wielding Deathwatch marines riding on top of mutli-lazor-sporting Razorbacks that backflip and transform into Land Raiders and Predators with multi-lazors DECIMATES YOU ALL*

*spawns hill*

My cadre of high-skilled-backflipping multi-lazor wielding Deathwatch marines riding on top of mutli-lazor-sporting Razorbacks that backflip and transform into Land Raiders and Predators with multi-lazors covered hill.


"bwa-hah-hah." *awaits imminent destruction of my force and loss of hill*

Instead, congragulates Dark on that victory. THEN destroy's his forces and snatches the hill away. Leaving a not that says "You should advance the story of the WoA after I next post.....which will be in like 10 minutes. "

Commissar NIkev wrote:Instead, congragulates Dark on that victory. THEN destroy's his forces and snatches the hill away. Leaving a not that says "You should advance the story of the WoA after I next post.....which will be in like 10 minutes. "

*Respawns cadre of high-skilled-backflipping multi-lazor wielding Deathwatch marines riding on top of mutli-lazor-sporting Razorbacks that backflip and transform into Land Raiders and Predators with multi-lazors*

*copy and pastes cadre of high-skilled-backflipping multi-lazor wielding Deathwatch marines riding on top of mutli-lazor-sporting Razorbacks that backflip and transform into Land Raiders and Predators with multi-lazors five billion million times and gives each one a 1+ invulnerable save*

My epic unstealable hill.

I stroke the stubble of the beard I shaved friday because of band as I read you post. I laugh at your attempt.
My Laugh at your Attempt.

Attempt at what? Capturing the hill? Achieved that..

Your laugh at my succeeded attempt.

My succeeded attempt at capturing the hill with my mutliple cadres of high-skilled-backflipping multi-lazor wielding Deathwatch marines riding on top of mutli-lazor-sporting Razorbacks that backflip and transform into Land Raiders and Predators with multi-lazors.



If only I could make room in my signature.. hmm..

Regardless I multilazor your laugh into nothingness.

Your Shots Go Wide.
My Unscathed Laugh.
At your Attempt.

Once again Nikev while your back was turned, I managed to steal the hill and cart it off to my New and Improved base of ultimate hiddenness.

My Hill.

*Sigh* Mozzy, the hill was not mine, it was still Dark's. I'm just laughing at him.
So, not your hill.
So I take it.
So it is my hill.
So you cannot have it.
So I wrote in a lot of sentances that start with so.
So yea, I win.

Ah but i never said who I'd taken the hill off, I said you were distracted through laughing at Dark, who was at the time (correct me if I'm wrong) shooting lazors at you, which means he too was distracted, therefore I own the hill.

And anyway as it seems we are ignoring Dark's rant about destroying the thread, nobody officially took the hill off me in the first place, after I'd originally placed it in my original hidden base of hiddenness.

Raargh. I bomb the planet again, killing everybody.

But my hidden base is on a hidden planet, which is where the hill is so congrats on killing everyone but me.