king of the hill

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**Darkvoidof40k**

You just said you're on the planet, and everyone on the planet was killed, hence you are dead.

You can't play hide 'n' seek with bombs, kiddies.

**Darkvoidof40k**

woop-woop new page ftw.

**halonachos**

I create a new, virtual hill. I then create a forum devoted only to the hill. My Hill forum.

**Commissar NIkev**

I hack the internet.......My virtual hill.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Commissar NIkev wrote:I hack the internet.......My virtual hill.

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeev! Why, NIkev, why? Let it rest in peace..

**Vulkan_He'stan**

I sent a virus to destroy the hill
build a new one and sit peacefuily on it

MY HILLL

**Darkvoidof40k**

Seriously, this thread was cool for a long time just as a chillin' place.. but we explored nigh every possible way of taking it.

If you want to play the KotH game, just read the last 38 pages.. or at least since me, NIkev, Vikingscott and.. a few other people perhaps took it over.

**Vulkan_He'stan**

Its
MY THREAD!

**Darkvoidof40k**

Yes, but it's also a dead thread and there's nothing to add to it, honestly..

**Vulkan_He'stan**

I put you in a big hole of endless ness

YOUR ENDLESS HOLE

**Darkvoidof40k**

Vulkan_He'stan wrote:I put you in a big hole of endless ness

YOUR ENDLESS HOLE

You can't, I'm afraid. I became a God in this thread.

Read back

This thread is dead! Unless..hehehe..

I'll go get some fresh meat

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**Shas'ui T'au Kais**

I pray to God to make me the king of the hill.

OMG WTF that was fast

MY HILL

**Vulkan_He'stan**

we have life!!!!!! mwuhahahha

i tell you its fake you run of to read your bible while i fgyre out how to kill a god

**Nulipuli2**

I send an army of Space wolves to kill you

MY HILL

**Darkvoidof40k**

*sigh*

I think your Space Wolves out of existance because according to earlier posts I can do that.

Nobody's hill.

**The Bringer**

I send an army of red ants to take it for me. My hill.

-please tell me you didn't kill off ants too.

**Darkvoidof40k**

No, they just went feral and sh*tted everywhere.

Nobody's ant and ant-turd covered hill.

**Vulkan_He'stan**

I have a weapon that can kill gods kill you
buy lots of ant repelent spray it on the hill and burn the crap

my smoldering hill

**Darkvoidof40k**

You can't kill me. I'm the 6th God of Chaos, after Frazzled and his Daemonic Weiners.

Now I've done it - summoned him I have!

Ah well, the fumes from the bug repellant kill you.

Nobodies dead-ant, dead-Vulkna He'stan and ant-turd-covered hill.

**Commissar NIkev**

ITS ALLIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!
I can't believe that one post I made made the heart of the thread beat for a few seconds. ^_^

yea, there really isn't anything new to put to this thread.......actually.....this stuff brought now is VERY new. so Dark there are things to add to this thread...But I just don't feel like adding any. except for,

I revive Afi(I think you were there for this guy Dark) and he goes on another sacrificial tank explosion and blows up the hill in a attempt to stop the tyrannids.

My Heroically made Crater.

The link for those of you who weren't there to experience the heat of an awesome RP.
12th post from the bottom.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/300/284273.page

**Tyranic Marta**

My epic jump pack lord (chaos) leaps onto the hill and impales everyone with his spear, then lys down and goes to sleep on the hill without claiming it after puting a "do not disturb" sign on his visor

**Darkvoidof40k**

I drop a moon on your sleeping Chaos Lord, however the Do Not Disturb sign is left Undisturbed by the moon's impact.

Sign's hill.

**Tyranic Marta**

due to the epic power of the do not disturb sign, the moon simply bounces of an invisible barrier and ricochets back into space,

free hill

**Shas'ui T'au Kais**

Nope God created the Earth, he knows all, you cannot destroy him mwahahahaha.

I make sure to build a church on the hill

MY HIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

**Darkvoidof40k**

I am a God. I open a warp rift inside the invisible barrier, and the church is burned down and the chaos lord sucked into the warp for sleeping on the job.

My Daemon-controlled-burning-church-wreckage-covered-invisible-Do-Not-Disturb-Sign-Barrier-protected-hill.

I also hire Michael Dorn in full Klingon makeup to defend the hill with my daemons, just in case.

**Shas'ui T'au Kais**

God is absolute and he is the only God

Heck this is becoming a religious discussion!

Baaaaaaaaaaaaad

**Darkvoidof40k**

Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:God is absolute and he is the only God

Heck this is becoming a religious discussion!

Baaaaaaaaaaaaad

Me 'n' ol' God over there are tight, we'z homies. Nonetheless, The God is on vacation for the forseeable forever, leaving me and Khorne, Slaanesh, Nurgle and Tzeentch to.. keep things in order..

Now go and get hill-claimin'!

**Shas'ui T'au Kais**

SPACE MARINES!!!

"Hey um, guys, the Emperor says that we must claim the hill from Chaos. So yeah, lets go!"

MY HILL FOREVEEEEEERRRR!!!!!!!

**Darkvoidof40k**

Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:SPACE MARINES!!!

"Hey um, guys, the Emperor says that we must claim the hill from Chaos. So yeah, lets go!"

MY HILL FOREVEEEEEERRRR!!!!!!!

Since how?

**Shas'ui T'au Kais**

Space marines

Quote: Sometimes it takes force to remover filth!

PURGING!