king of the hill

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**Darkvoidof40k**

Remove*

Still, you didn't say how you penetrated the uber defenses.

Tis all in the detail.

**Tyranic Marta**

suddenly all the combatants stop to look at a small white rabbit in a waist coat, bounding across the hill, muttering under his breath about being late for something and repeatedly checking a gold pocket watch, the raabbit abruptly speeds down a burrow and all of the combatants are seized by the indeniable urge to follow him, the go to wonderland and are NEVER heard from again

reentering the atmosphere after slingshoting around the sun the moon hits the hill and simply sits there.

moon = hill

hill = free

**Nulipuli2**

i send Leman Russ to take the Hill

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmy hilll

**halonachos**

Halonachos dusts off his King of the Hill Flag and adjusts his officer's cap as he marches bravely towards the hill.

"I've held this hill longer than most of these rookies have been around." he thought as he looked at the moon sitting on top of the hill and then kicked it just enough to cause the moon to roll off of the hill and on top of the rabbit hole, sealing the others in the rabbit hole.

Halonachos then sat on the hill, flag in hand, and whistled in wait.

**The Bringer**

I turn myself into a worm. I then eat my way to the surface. I then turn into myself again, just with a dartgun, and darts with a sedative. I then sedate Halonachos, put him in my rocket ship, and send him at the sun.

My hill.

**halonachos**

I harness the power of the sun to turn it into a death star and use a microscopic hole to channel the sun's flares directly at the bringer to instantly disintegrate him. I laugh and slap my knees while remaining on the death star sun.

**The Bringer**

What has happened???

I regenerate and hire some rebels to take you down. Despite the odds, they for some reason actually blow up the death star sun. What'dya know.

My hill. Not to mention you can't claim it when you are on the sun.

EDIT:

We should add rules where you can not do anything unrealistic, and every post you must not exceed a $100 budget for your plan.

**halonachos**

But seeing as though I escaped the death star sun with a sizable force and rather large drop pods, they were free to land on top of the hill.

The landings crushed the bringer and allowed me to fortify my hill with anti-air and anti-ground defenses.

**The Bringer**

I regenerate once again

I use mind control and turn your own minions against you. My hill, and thanks for the fortifications and troops.

From now on I wear an adamantium hard hat.

**Commissar NIkev**

Commissar NIkev wrote:ITS ALLIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!
I can't believe that one post I made made the heart of the thread beat for a few seconds. ^_^

yea, there really isn't anything new to put to this thread.......actually.....this stuff brought now is VERY new. so Dark there are things to add to this thread...But I just don't feel like adding any. except for,

I revive Afi(I think you were there for this guy Dark) and he goes on another sacrificial tank explosion and blows up the hill in a attempt to stop the tyrannids.

My Heroically made Crater.

The link for those of you who weren't there to experience the heat of an awesome RP.
12th post from the bottom.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/300/284273.page

Since I see clearly that EVERYONE has missed that part.....it is still my Crater!

**Tyranic Marta**

(the moon filled it in)

**Commissar NIkev**

Tyranic Marta wrote:(the moon filled it in)

But you see, nobody said that, therefore it did not happen. Making all of those posts before you and me invalid....

Bad logic wins

**Tyranic Marta**

okyday if were playing this way then fine,

i send lucius the eternal to kill nikev, even tho nikev defeats him nikev slowly turns into lucius and is trapped in soul form on his armour for eternity,

my crater

**Commissar NIkev**

Tyranic Marta wrote:okyday if were playing this way then fine,

i send lucius the eternal to kill nikev, even tho nikev defeats him nikev slowly turns into lucius and is trapped in soul form on his armour for eternity,

my crater

wait....what?
How does this happen.....You just wait till Dark get back here....I'll appraise to him and he'll use his godly magic to set me free.

**Tyranic Marta**

(read lucius the eternals fluff in 40k) hes a chaos lord named char

**Commissar NIkev**

I'll take your word on it......because techniclaly I'm not dead.....so I'm happy.

**Tyranic Marta**

yup

**Tyranic Marta**

still my hill?

**Commissar NIkev**

actually, its still mine, because you never actually stole it, you merely trapped me in armour

**Commissar NIkev**

SO I must say,

My hill which is just out of physical reach because I am trapped within armour.

**The Bringer**

Aren't you supposed to put your flag on the hill or something...

I burn your flag, and put on my own.

**Tyranic Marta**

(you forgot lucius)

you fight with him and once again he is killed but just like nikev your soul is trapped within his armour you slowly morph into him.

lucius plants the flag

my hill

**Darkvoidof40k**

Actually, it's still my hill, because nobody bothered to defeat the Daemon legions OR Michael Dorn in full Klingon makeup.

Edit: I allow NIkev to escape from Lucius The Eternal, using The Back Door.

**Vulkan_He'stan**

I've had literaly 1 message ask that no stupidly god like things
which im going to enforce.

and the other idea was a $100 budget but i don't like that so NO.

**Tyranic Marta**

(lucius isnt a god)

(the deamons etc followed the rabbit down the hole to wonderland, read the post)

(as you cant let nikev out the hill is still mine)

(however ill gift it to whoever can solve this riddle

otherwise you join lucius)

What is this creature

in the morning it walks with 4 legs

in the afternoon it walks with 2 legs

and in the evening it walks with 3 legs

in the night it dies

what is this creature?

**sillyboy**

lol, the answer is a human.

Yes, I know some stuff about mythologie

**Tyranic Marta**

ding ding we have a winner

what have we got for him jimmy?!

and all expenses paid trip to the top of this hill, a flag is included in the package as well as fine dining golf tennis and snooker!!!!

sillyboy's hill

**sillyboy**

hurray.

I plant a sign wich says:

you have been warned.

**Shas'ui T'au Kais**

I can haz Noble Team

"Six, get in the tank and send them running, Jun snipe the runners. Emile and Jorge, set up defensive positions, Master Chief, or John, pwn anybody who gets close.
Kat! Where are those damn sandwiches?!" shouts Carter, getting very annoyed (and hungry).

**Darkvoidof40k**

Vulkan_He'stan wrote:I've had literaly 1 message ask that no stupidly god like things
which im going to enforce.

and the other idea was a $100 budget but i don't like that so NO.

Let me get this straight.

You start this thread.
You and most of the other people abandon the thread, leaving it in the care of a few people including myself.
The on going story of the King of The Hill, hence its place in Chain Fiction, is for at least 25 pages written only by myself and a few others.
You return and suddenly all of the story previously written is not important.

Well, that sure makes sense. All behold Vulkan, the King of Killjoy!

Edit: Seriously, this is coming from the dude who evidently can't spell "I'm" and had literally ONE WHOLE PM, wow, one. That sure is the majority..