king of the hill

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**The Bringer**

Maybe we should re-start. I am so confused because a load of people are saying past events didn't happen... its gotten so muddled.

**Darkvoidof40k**

The easiest way to un-muddle it is to read the entire thread, then realise that I'm only telling the truth.

To be honest, this thread got boring very quickly, which is why it was abandoned. Then it basically was carried by myself and a few others for most of the pages that it has, and that's only because we made it absolutely rediculous. Then we got bored of absolutely rediculous.

So without allowing absolutely insane posts, this thread will die just as quickly as it first did..

**VikingScott**

Well the god stuff got stupid fast and you started it so your fault

"OOoohhhh I'mmaa God. You guys can't do s**t all to mee soo don't bother."

People are having fun. If you don't like it don't post. TBH.

I gather back up some menials and such and then my retiue set out deckchairs and watch the hill battle stuff.

Then eventually I get bored and leave.

**The Bringer**

I join Viking Scott and bring along some nice ham sandwiches and some root beer.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Vikingscott, I'd like to point out that that was all a year ago, at least, and yes, it is pretty stupid. But without all that crap this thread would've stopped about page 15, if even that.

And by the way, at the time we were having fun, so I can hardly see why you're complaining now considering you weren't complaining before.

**The Bringer**

*rewinds time a couple years*

I'm walking through the park one day, and I see a little hill.

"Oooh.."

I run up onto the little hill and say "I'm kind of the hill everybody!!!"

**Commissar NIkev**

Darkvoidof40k wrote:The easiest way to un-muddle it is to read the entire thread, then realise that I'm only telling the truth.

To be honest, this thread got boring very quickly, which is why it was abandoned. Then it basically was carried by myself and a few others for most of the pages that it has, and that's only because we made it absolutely rediculous. Then we got bored of absolutely rediculous.

So without allowing absolutely insane posts, this thread will die just as quickly as it first did..

I was there, I only chose not to become a god because I love a good last stand/difficult battle. ^_^

Edit:
While you all stare in confusment at the pic I found saying silently in your minds, "What the ----" I sneak and steal the hill......

My stolen hill.

Edit 2:

Actually, I just scrolled up and saw that the Bringer infused himself with the hill.......

My stolen Bringer Hill.

**The Bringer**

Little does anyone know... the Bringer has a twin, also named the Bringer.

I was strolling through the park one day when my brother had the notion to go run up onto a hill, and declare himself kind of the hill.

Somehow... (???)... he infused himself with the hill, and some random hobo then declared himself kind of the hill.

I do a flying sidekick into the random hobo, knocking him off the hill. I then stand victoriously on, my hill.

**Nulipuli2**

i send chuck norris to take the hill....

yea thats right...

i win

**The Bringer**

Chuck Norris is an old man, he doesn't do none of this hero work any more, and even if he did, why would he listen to you. He would just claim the hill for himself...

Darn, I send bruce lee at chuck norris, and they kill eachother in an epic battle. My hill.

**Commissar NIkev**

But lucious is still there....and if you destroy him, you become part of him. Therefore,

Still my Bringer's brother infused hill.

**Tyranic Marta**

(yeah but lucius is mine

he only attacks on my command)

speaking of which.... nah im not really intrested in holding the hill atm

**Shas'ui T'au Kais**

Uhhh guys have you even ackknowledged that I still have noble team and the Master Chief defending MY hill?

**The Bringer**

Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:Uhhh guys have you even ackknowledged that I still have noble team and the Master Chief defending MY hill?

I kind of rewound time in my previous posts, so that the thread effectively restarted.

**halonachos**

Shas'ui T'au Kais wrote:Uhhh guys have you even ackknowledged that I still have noble team and the Master Chief defending MY hill?

And if you STILL want Noble Team; I use a small amount of my vast fortune that I gained for holding the hill for a couple of months to hire Bungie to create another Halo game and do to Noble Team what Metroid: Other M did to Samus. I then use another small part of my fortune to get Microsoft to sell it.

All of Noble Team are now weak, insecure female characters. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I hire the Ghostbusters to cleanse the hill of the Bringer's brother.

I also pay Lucious a tiny fortune to go feth off somewhere else and then build a casino on top of the hill, a casino with so much security that the cast of 21 and Oceans 12 are dead before they reach the front door.

My lucrative casino on the hill.

Visit the amazing Hilltop Casino; We have Security.

**Shas'ui T'au Kais**

CRAP

**Tyranic Marta**

(lucius cant be bribed, hes like the hill keeper, if he doesnt like you then you can feth of)

**Tyranic Marta**

hes a friggin chaos marine, what the hell would he use the money for anyway

**The Bringer**

I find another hill.

My different hill, and it happens to be slightly larger too.

**Tyranic Marta**

(why does everyone move the hill? noone has thought to *SHOOT* lucius yet have they?)

**The Bringer**

Tyranic Marta wrote:(why does everyone move the hill? noone has thought to *SHOOT* lucius yet have they?)

I don't want to have to bother with an enemy I don't even understand.

I shoot lucius with my hidden artillery battery. Does it work?

**Tyranic Marta**

oh yeah he crumples like an old tin can, your gunners are unharmed and do not begin to change into him, the casino is also razed to the ground.

(he only claims you if you kill him in cc)

**The Bringer**

Sweet, I set up 5 more artillery batteries in secret locations, and... my hill!

I then hide in an underground high-security bunker a mile below the hill.

**Tyranic Marta**

(dont forget the flag)

**The Bringer**

... I put a flag on the hill.

**Tyranic Marta**

good man

**The Bringer**

Want to join be in my underground base? We could rule the hill, together!

**Tyranic Marta**

Excellent idea

I join The bringer in his bunker and my own chaos legion the Skullscreamers ring the hill with defenses

Whatve you got to drink down here mate?

**Tyranic Marta**

(no hard feelings bout lucius, he effectivly defeated 2 or three of the people vieing for the hill so it might be a bit peaceful 4 a while)

**Tyranic Marta**

(btw lucius is my avatar, you can see the souls in his armour)