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2011/01/15 00:04:50
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
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Time has a way of repeating itself......you guys are doing to this thread what , Dark, myself and a variety of other Dakkaties did a while ago.....just thought you should know...
I pee on you flag.....
Your urine stained flag 
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2011/01/15 00:06:10
Subject: king of the hill
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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i get my cultists to wash it
our unstained flag
(and yeah i know i read the whole blimmin thing, ill see if i can do the same lol)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/01/15 00:06:21
Skullscreamers 2000  
My best friend wrote:See nerds can get hot gorgeous girlfriends... does she have a friend???
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2011/01/15 00:22:19
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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lulzamore,
you don't have to do the same...becasue I'll destroy you...
I use my vast reserves and repee on the flag. As the cultists clean, I punch them in the rump and send them to uranus. I then kick the pee flag and place my underwear flag,
My underwear flag on an INCREDIBLY hostile hill
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2011/01/15 00:33:02
Subject: king of the hill
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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finally noticeing you for the first time the entire chaos army turns and faces you, then you feel the indeniable urge to walk twoards a tall deamon prince with a snaking tail the lash of submission brings you close enough the the prince can leap upon you decaitating you with its braod bladed deamon sword, it the eats your head and body which are dissolved into the warp
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Skullscreamers 2000
My best friend wrote:See nerds can get hot gorgeous girlfriends... does she have a friend???
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2011/01/15 00:37:41
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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invalid post is invalid
I smile at the chaos army as they look at me, raising their weapons....."Whatza gonnza doza?" I say, doing a goofy arm thing.
The Chaos Marines being so confused, laugh until they choke, to which then, I go and jump in you pool.....HA! Take that nonsense!
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2011/01/15 00:39:22
Subject: king of the hill
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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um... invalid? nah you just die
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Skullscreamers 2000
My best friend wrote:See nerds can get hot gorgeous girlfriends... does she have a friend???
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2011/01/15 00:41:53
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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But I'm in a pool you see...and you know what they say about a man in a pool.......
Badda Boom 
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2011/01/15 03:12:16
Subject: king of the hill
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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Um well you never got there sorry, your just dead
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Skullscreamers 2000
My best friend wrote:See nerds can get hot gorgeous girlfriends... does she have a friend???
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2011/01/15 03:23:47
Subject: king of the hill
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
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My artillery batteries fire, all six of them. Where there once was a pool, there is now a very big crater. Btw, I have some Coke If you need anything else, I can have some of my cronies get it. EDIT - And I know what they say about a man in a pool, water can't stop shells the size of the pool.
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2011/01/17 21:32:25
 Goliath wrote: Whichever they are, I'm not on the Reich ones, clearly.
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2011/01/15 04:26:03
Subject: king of the hill
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Okay so a hill that is now possess by slaaneshi cultists and one of Slaanesh's favorite marines eh?
Nikev, I know that we've had our differences in the past, but this threat is far too great for us to handle by our respective selves.
I will bring my machines, you bring your men.
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2011/01/15 04:49:22
Subject: king of the hill
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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the terminators simply teleport next to the missle laucher set a meltabomb, and defend it till it blows taking the missle the rest of your troops and you with it
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Skullscreamers 2000
My best friend wrote:See nerds can get hot gorgeous girlfriends... does she have a friend???
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2011/01/15 04:49:42
Subject: king of the hill
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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so nikev
were you going to betray me?
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Skullscreamers 2000
My best friend wrote:See nerds can get hot gorgeous girlfriends... does she have a friend???
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2011/01/15 04:55:52
Subject: king of the hill
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Deepstrike against imperial guard? If you can find enough open space, be my guest.
Roll for mishap.
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2011/01/15 04:56:26
Subject: king of the hill
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Deathstrikes; T-minus 6.
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2011/01/15 05:30:01
Subject: king of the hill
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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no mishaps we bomb a crater with defilers thn pop in to say hi
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Skullscreamers 2000
My best friend wrote:See nerds can get hot gorgeous girlfriends... does she have a friend???
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2011/01/15 10:50:20
Subject: king of the hill
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Fireknife Shas'el
Banging my head against the wall cos I made a typo while hacking the Matrix
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I summon Satan and give him my burger from burger king in place of a soul so that he can destroy all who are on the hill and take it for me.
But he shall not help me again so I suppose it's time to create some defences.
MY SATANIC HILL!
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2011/01/15 15:05:21
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Just know that I have not a picture of my Nucians....but that they are the pinical of death and fear, All fall before them as they open their batteries and let loose thier cannons. Swords slicing through the air destroying all who oppose.
We stop the Deepstrike and deactivate the Melta bomb....
Deathstrike:
T-Minus 5
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2011/01/15 16:34:00
Subject: king of the hill
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Hello there Nikev, want some Pelvic Thrusting help with this hill take over? I could bring in the reserve chaos pelvic fleet if you really want me to.
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2011/01/15 21:48:54
Subject: king of the hill
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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I shake my head in disgust at nikev, the chaos army melts into warp gates as the missle fires, as it lands it purges the hill of all remaining defences etc, the chaos army goes back to its previous battle on the planet of rak'noll
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Skullscreamers 2000
My best friend wrote:See nerds can get hot gorgeous girlfriends... does she have a friend???
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2011/01/16 02:02:59
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Ah, Shas.....my arch nemisis........ You should know that I don't like you're pelvicthrusting....there was an entire RP war on it.......
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2011/01/16 02:04:20
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Tyranic Marta wrote:I shake my head in disgust at nikev, the chaos army melts into warp gates as the missle fires, as it lands it purges the hill of all remaining defences etc, the chaos army goes back to its previous battle on the planet of rak'noll
wha-? What did I do to be disgusting?
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2011/01/16 02:05:49
Subject: king of the hill
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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you were going to let the deathstrike missle land on my dudes
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Skullscreamers 2000
My best friend wrote:See nerds can get hot gorgeous girlfriends... does she have a friend???
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2011/01/16 02:06:19
Subject: king of the hill
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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your guys might be invulnerable hower mine follow the rules
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Skullscreamers 2000
My best friend wrote:See nerds can get hot gorgeous girlfriends... does she have a friend???
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2011/01/16 02:18:06
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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The rules were broken PAGES AGO!
we just don't be ridiculous with the breakage.....
Deathstrike:
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2011/01/16 02:23:31
Subject: king of the hill
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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ah well the missle will hit and i wont b thr and if it doesnt thn i might come back, idk, im kinda bored
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Skullscreamers 2000
My best friend wrote:See nerds can get hot gorgeous girlfriends... does she have a friend???
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2011/01/16 02:49:37
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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Aye, I thin I'll probably get off Dakka for tonight....
DeathStrike:
T-minus 4
I stop the Deathstrike for a turn and aim it and lock onto Tyranic Marta now it doesn't matter if your not on the hill.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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2011/01/16 02:55:07
Subject: king of the hill
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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meh cant find me through the warp mate, it doesnt have the range
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Skullscreamers 2000
My best friend wrote:See nerds can get hot gorgeous girlfriends... does she have a friend???
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2011/01/16 02:55:17
Subject: king of the hill
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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traitor
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Skullscreamers 2000
My best friend wrote:See nerds can get hot gorgeous girlfriends... does she have a friend???
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2011/01/16 13:12:50
Subject: king of the hill
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Purposeful Hammerhead Pilot
pelvic thrusting in awkward moments
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Commissar NIkev wrote:Ah, Shas.....my arch nemisis........ You should know that I don't like you're pelvicthrusting....there was an entire RP war on it.......
And that, ladies and gentlemen is how I became a chaos god to rival my brothers and sisters within the warp itself, pelvic thrusting demons, charge and unleash your perverted might on the unsuspecting population!!
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Grey Templar wrote:
The real reason Obi-wan said there was a "disturbance in the force" was that was the very moment Shas'o vera was born. it was so awsome and terrible it could be felt through time and across the dimensions.
"Millions of voices cried out in Terror, and were suddenly silenced"
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2011/01/16 14:55:25
Subject: king of the hill
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Pyromaniac Hellhound Pilot
Nucia
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o dear.......The Nucians and all who value their lives within range of the Hill prepare for the fight of you lives.
Deathstrike:
T-minus 3
I dont' even pause the Dethstrike missile, I just reaim it at Shas.
My Hill and Deathstrike
I suggest you join the Hillside defences Tyranic........Highly suggest.
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So, I was in this place people call the mall a while back. And I had the urge to expel some bad spirits. As I went into the bathroom, I chose the urinal closes to the corner so I could have some privacy. So I whip out Lord Pevincy and let him loose the bad spirits. Well, I was looking at the wall as the Lord was expelling the spirits and I seemed to have gotten distracted. Turns out, I missed a little.
SO I'm sitting at my computer right, and I have a Coke, Bottled mind you. But it got warm, so I got a Coffie cup and I filled it with the coke and some Ice and I sipped as I did my internet stuff. So like and hour passed and I hadn't sipped any of it. and when I go to sip it, I notice that something solid is in it. So I'm like, "No, why would there be something solid in my coke?" SO I pull these solid THINGS off my tongue and guess what they are? F ING ANTS! I was like WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And so I ran into the Kitchen coughing and what not and I threw those little bastards down the drain with a flood of hate and cold water.......those bastards are lucky I don't have my Nucians yet!!! |
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