The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open

Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you:

No adverts like this in the forums anymore.
Times and dates in your local timezone.
Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance.
Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely.
Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net.

If you are already a member then feel free to login now.

**snurl**

Granted. You are the hottest sow in the pig sty.

I wish it was October.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,but then evil mutant leaves fall and pummel you to death.

i wish people knew a crocoguin was a crocodile penguin.

**JustWeaver**

Granted, you are immediately sexy but only to the yellow crocoguin. And who knows what the hell that is. Prepare yourself for potential violation of your orifices.

I wish for my own GW shop where I can get all the stuff for free.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,but it only has LOTR stuff.

i wish to not get violated by my crocoguin.

**Ledabot**

Granted. You are stuck in a time rift were nothing will ever happen, since there is no time... yeah. Stuck, with no time.

I wish you dident fall into a time rift.

**snurl**

Granted. You are back on time. And back on the crocoguin menu.
I wish for rain.

**HellsGuardian316**

Granted, it rains .... and rains .... AND RAINS! The world has now been flooded and humanity destroyed. I hope your happy.

I wish for a better tomorrow

**JustWeaver**

Granted, tomorrow is the best day ever. Nothing can screw up tomorrow. The next day however, watch out, cause gak goes down. in a bad way.

I wish that when ever i reach in my pocket to pay for something I will always have the exact amount needed and in the right currency for the country that I am in.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,but your stuff always gets stolen the minute you arnt looking at it.

i wish that my crocoguin was nicer to me...

**JustWeaver**

Granted, It now has a lustful look in its eye whenever it sees you.

I wish to have multiple sets of eyes so that I will never look away at my stuff.

**Mike Noble**

granted, but you now have no eyelids, so they constantly burn.

I wish for an extra arm.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,but you dont control it and it beats you up.

i wish to not get raped in my sleep.

**HellsGuardian316**

Granted, you get raped while awake instead

I wish places wouldn't close just as I'm leaving work

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,they close when you get to work instead.

i wish to not get raped at all.unless by a very attractive female...

**ineptus astartes**

Granted, but the attractive female is a deamonette. who destroys yor soul. you are doomed.

I wish for y minis to stop destroying my stuff "PUT THAT DOWN VIO!"

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,we destroy government property instead,and you get blamed.

i wish for my soul to be as happy its gone as i am it is.

**ineptus astartes**

i wish for my soul to be as happy its gone as i am it is.

It is. but it comes back, possesses a space marine-sized man, and violates you in every possible way

I wish for Calvin&Hobbes to restart

**lord commissar klimino**

(wait,im being double violated now!?!?)

granted,but it sucks now.

i wish for this creep to leave me alone. (the demonette can stay

)

**ineptus astartes**

creep leaves you after the daemonette rips your c**k off with her crabclaw.

I wish for calvin and hobbes to be better

**snurl**

Granted. Calvin and Hobbes are great. Because they are reprints.

I wish for GW to produce Happy meal toys for McDonalds.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted,it only comes with one plastic model and the set up is random so who knows what you will get.

i wish i had my man hood back....

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But you aren't allowed to do manly things.

I wish that it was raining.

**lord commissar klimino**

granted.its acidic rain.everything is melting and dieing thanks to y-ARRRG!IT BURNS!

i wish for transformers to be real.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But the Autobots lose. You know the rest.
And to make it worse, they're the Micheal Bay-formers (o.O Oh gawd no!)

I wish it wasn't acidic rain that was raining.

**snurl**

Granted. That ain't acid rain. That's Gasoline rain.

I wish it was not so foggy.

**ineptus astartes** · granted. its misty instead I wish my wake up schedule was not at 2:30 PM

granted. its misty instead

I wish my wake up schedule was not at 2:30 PM

**snurl**

Granted. You don't have to wake up at all. But you have no reason to either.

I wish for breakfast.

**ineptus astartes**

I wish for breakfast.

Granted. but you have to scrounge in a kitty litter box for it

I wish for GW to sell its models for what they are REALLY worth

**lord commissar klimino**

gr-no,sorry.not even a genie can change the gods of overpriced plastic opinions.

i wish to know what Micheal Bay-formers are.

**HellsGuardian316**

Granted, Micheal Bay-formers are ... [knowledge forgetten due to next wish]

I wish that lord commissar klimino forgets what Micheal Bay-formers are.

couldn't resist