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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/23 06:41:22
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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Granted, a mighty fine birthday but a lousy new year
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DEAR SHOE,
THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/23 06:47:48
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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I wish for wishes that remembered themselves
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DEAR SHOE,
THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/23 23:13:09
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Fusilier Paramedic
Illinois
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Wish granted. But you will never remeber those wishes.
I wish i owned GW
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/23 23:18:35
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
Chicago
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Granted, but the GW you now own is actually Gregory Welches, a small boy from inner Detroit.
I wish I had a shillelagh.
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Guardsmen, Fire!
...Feth yeah!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/24 05:59:21
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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granted, but no one knows what it is or cares about it.
I wish for a portable toaster
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DEAR SHOE,
THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/24 07:28:56
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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Granted. But you need to plug it in for it to work.
I wish I had an octopuss.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/24 07:39:21
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Finland... the country next to Sweden? No! That's Norway! Finland is to the east! No! That's Russia!
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Granted, but your octopuss starts dictating your life and enslaves you
I wish that it wasn't so cold outside
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Sweet Jesus, Nurgle and Slaanesh in the same box!?
No, just Nurgle and Slaanesh, Jesus will be sold seperately in a blister.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/25 00:38:21
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
Classified, vermilion level clearance required.
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Granted, now its incredably cold.
I wish mosquitoes were less annoying.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/25 07:34:46
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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Granted but now every other creature except for humans gets small wings and buzzes around at annoying frequencies.
I wish for a great prize.
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DEAR SHOE,
THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/26 23:42:01
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You win a Shillelagh.
I wish for travel opportunities.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/27 07:21:35
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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Granted. To the sun.
I wish i did not have to do office duty today.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/27 14:14:31
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are stuck at home with the chicken pox.
I wish the electricians would hurry up.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/29 05:55:05
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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Granted, but due to poor customer relationship they decide never to go again and stop any electrician from visiting ever again.
I wish I knew what a Shillelagh was without having to google it. I also wish that googling words was not as scary as it is.
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DEAR SHOE,
THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/29 07:19:49
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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Granted. But the true knowledge drives you mad.
I wish for perfect teeth.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/29 13:47:55
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Werewolf of Angmar
Far over the MistyMountains cold
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granted. but they're so shiny that they blinded the president.
i wish for more Lotr releases
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I'm not sure wether that is a sword... it's more like a letteropener, really. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/29 13:53:46
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. They release more but some fool with a big shilelegh smashes the lot.
I wish to talk with my sister again.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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