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Made in nz
Shas'la with Pulse Carbine





My House

Granted, a mighty fine birthday but a lousy new year

DEAR SHOE,

THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com 
   
Made in nz
Shas'la with Pulse Carbine





My House

I wish for wishes that remembered themselves

DEAR SHOE,

THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com 
   
Made in us
Fusilier Paramedic




Illinois

Wish granted. But you will never remeber those wishes.
I wish i owned GW

CKD's Warband

 
   
Made in us
Storm Trooper with Maglight




Chicago

Granted, but the GW you now own is actually Gregory Welches, a small boy from inner Detroit.

I wish I had a shillelagh.

Guardsmen, Fire!
...Feth yeah!
 
   
Made in nz
Shas'la with Pulse Carbine





My House

granted, but no one knows what it is or cares about it.

I wish for a portable toaster

DEAR SHOE,

THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com 
   
Made in gb
Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





On your roof with a laptop

Granted. But you need to plug it in for it to work.

I wish I had an octopuss.

This is a signature. It contains words of an important or meaningful nature. 
   
Made in fi
Utilizing Careful Highlighting





Finland... the country next to Sweden? No! That's Norway! Finland is to the east! No! That's Russia!

Granted, but your octopuss starts dictating your life and enslaves you

I wish that it wasn't so cold outside

Sweet Jesus, Nurgle and Slaanesh in the same box!?
No, just Nurgle and Slaanesh, Jesus will be sold seperately in a blister.




 
   
Made in ca
Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator




Classified, vermilion level clearance required.

Granted, now its incredably cold.

I wish mosquitoes were less annoying.
   
Made in nz
Shas'la with Pulse Carbine





My House

Granted but now every other creature except for humans gets small wings and buzzes around at annoying frequencies.

I wish for a great prize.

DEAR SHOE,

THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You win a Shillelagh.
I wish for travel opportunities.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





On your roof with a laptop

Granted. To the sun.

I wish i did not have to do office duty today.

This is a signature. It contains words of an important or meaningful nature. 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You are stuck at home with the chicken pox.

I wish the electricians would hurry up.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in nz
Shas'la with Pulse Carbine





My House

Granted, but due to poor customer relationship they decide never to go again and stop any electrician from visiting ever again.

I wish I knew what a Shillelagh was without having to google it. I also wish that googling words was not as scary as it is.

DEAR SHOE,

THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com 
   
Made in gb
Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





On your roof with a laptop

Granted. But the true knowledge drives you mad.

I wish for perfect teeth.

This is a signature. It contains words of an important or meaningful nature. 
   
Made in nl
Werewolf of Angmar




Far over the MistyMountains cold

granted. but they're so shiny that they blinded the president.

i wish for more Lotr releases

I'm not sure wether that is a sword... it's more like a letteropener, really. 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. They release more but some fool with a big shilelegh smashes the lot.
I wish to talk with my sister again.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
 
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