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**Mordoskul**

Granted, but you can only use it to move tiny objects.

I wish I was Perfect in every way and immune to a wish backfiring.

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

That violates the genie's rules. No wishes for you, ever

**snurl**

Mordoskul wrote:Granted, but you can only use it to move tiny objects.

I wish I was Perfect in every way and immune to a wish backfiring.

Granted. You are a flawless statue in a wish free land.

I wish it was time to go home.

**Saintspirit**

Granted. It's time to go home, because you just got fired.

I wish thiere would be peace between all humans.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Granted. But there is no peace imbetween all humans.

I wish for swastika shuriken. And yes, they DO exist.

**FITZZ**

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Granted. But there is no peace imbetween all humans.

I wish for swastika shuriken. And yes, they DO exist.

Granted..but they are all stolen from you and used to decorate some Skinheads Christmas tree..
I wish for boxes and boxes filled with Praetorian minis.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Granted. You just can't get to them in anyway.

I wish for.. a secret multi-trillian-dollar company that specializes in making power armor and lasers and multilazorz and training people to ride on top of tanks that have lasers in power armor whilst wielding multilazorz! Bwa-hah-hah.

Then we would take over the world. And we would kill ex-president Bush because he is a massive, epic, inconceivably miserable failure.

**Mordoskul**

Granted, but the people would chafe under your rule and will later rise up and mount your head upon a pike while your body is consumed in green flame.

I wish i had a twinky.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Granted, but you and your twinky are vaporized by multilazors as my army of power-armoured-dudes retaliate your my-head/spike-mounting.

I wish my imaginary power-armoured-dude-commanding self was still alive. Permanently.

**Saintspirit**

Granted... But its a wholewheat twinkie. edit: What the heck! Ninjad! Allright...

Granted, but he will become insane after living permanently.

I wish it was me who made, painted and owns the Iron Hands terminators that won Golden daemon this year.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Granted, but you trip over while holding them and they fall down a gutter. On top of that, you've got a bloody nose! On your birthday an' all! Lucky you!

I wish for endless cupcakes.. in warehouses.. in Canada..

edit:

Mmmmm...cupcakes...

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. but the cupcakes are all burnt to a crisp. and they have raisins! eww!

I wish I could have a Lightsaber.

**Mordoskul**

Granted, but it explodes when you try to turn it on and you spend the rest of your life as a sad and lonely parapoligic.

I wish I trancended mere physical space.

**snurl**

Granted. You have trancended mere physical space. When you were just an infant and you barely remember it.

I wish that the GW plastic dwarf miners didn't suck so much.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Granted. They don't suck as much as they do already, they suck even more than that instead!

I wish..for..um..monkey-waiters that serve wine.

**snurl**

Granted. You have monkey-waiters that serve wine. Thousands of them. They have short attention spans. Problems ensue.

I wish that GW's plastic dwarf miners are on par with the quality of GW's older metal miner figures.

**Mordoskul**

Granted, but the miner models degrade in quality to match the plastic dwarf miners.

I wish I had a deliberating disease that ruins my life and the lives of those around me.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Granted, but then it suddenly mutates and its effect is magnified by a factor of a billion, ending the lives of everyone you just mentioned. Ohh yeah!

I wish for nothing.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

granted. You have nothing. nothing at ALL! NOT EVEN YOUR SOUL OR YOUR RIGHTS OR ANYTHING!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I could have a terminator power armor

**snurl**

Granted. You have a terminator power armor. But whoever wore it before you had an awful case of the crabs and left their little friends all over it.

I wish that my FLGS was much closer to where I live.

**Chowderhead**

snurl wrote:Granted. You have a terminator power armor. But whoever wore it before you had an awful case of the crabs and left their little friends all over it.

I wish that my FLGS was much closer to where I live.

Granted. With your FLGS moving, customers don't come, and the shop goes under.

I wish I could have wolverene-like claws.

**snurl**

Granted. You have claws like wolverine. Your last name is now scissorhands. Wait until you try to brush your teeth.

I wish my cat had not died.

**Chowderhead**

Granted. Your cat lives forever, but get life in jail.

I wish I had an awesome car

**Cheesecat**

chowderhead13 wrote:Granted. Your cat lives forever, but get life in jail.

I wish I had an awesome car

Granted. But you go out with a bunch a friends to a party, get drunk and crash it, causing massive payment in the damage you caused to some stranger's property.

I wish I could get pretty women to love me.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Granted, but then she disappears under 'mysterious circumstances' and everyone squints at you suspiciously. Until she's found 6ft under in yo garden. Then the police come round.. blah blah blah..

I wish for

**Mordoskul**

Granted, but your flesh turns into necrotic pus, and you die a slow, painful death.

I wish I had another wish

**Darkvoidof40k**

Granted, but your next wish will be screwed up by whoever grants it.

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**Darkvoidof40k**

In other words, we're all running out of things to wish for.

**Mordoskul**

Granted, but nothing happens

I wish I had an idea of how to beat Geneforge 5

**Darkvoidof40k**

Granted, but your idea fails. Then your computer blows up. And your house falls down. And Hitler comes back to life. Oh now just look at what you caused with your damned wish.

I wish for a Handgun. With Ammo.