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**snurl**

Granted. You are now in the armed forces in some godforsaken country surrounded by enemy AFVs but you have your gun and ammo.

I wish for more cowbell.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Granted. But then you turn around and get hit by a train. The driver is a cowboy and screams "yeehawww!" in delight at the sight of your innerds getting splattered everywhere. He then picks up a needle of 'dat dere dodgy gak' and injects some more in. The right eyeball of your dead body is stuck on the windscreen and sees that the cowboy has a handgun and ammo and seems to have spent some time in the armed forces in some godforsaken country surrounded by enemy AFVs.

I wish for weiner dogs. -cue Frazzled-

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Wish granted. Ya now have wiener dogs. All of them w/ rabies.

I wish that I could see the new Harry Potter movie with out suffering the chance of being rediculed.

**snurl**

Granted. You go to the latest show on Sunday evening and find that almost no one else is there.

I wish that new works by JRR Tolkien would be discovered.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Granted, but they've all been burned and they're in ash form.

I wish for robot chicken.

**Saintspirit**

Granted. You have robot chicken. There is no type of energy that can empower them.

I wish the girl I like likes me too.

**sluggaslugga**

She does but she really is a man (owned!)

I wish for a big cookie!

**snurl**

Granted. But the sheer mass of the thing wrenches the earth from orbit and sends it hurtling twoards the sun.
You are sued by a spanish woman.

I too wish for more episodes of Robot Chicken.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But they are incredinaly horrible,unlike the past ones.

I wish I could be famous and rich.

**undivided**

Granted. But it's dirty money from horrible work. You eventually get booed out of town and arrested.

I wish I had a bad attitude.

**sluggaslugga**

Your bad attitude makes everyone scared of you and you live your life never seeing another person again.

I wish for cheese.

**undivided**

Granted. Codex Cheeeese.

I wish for a CSM Legion Codex.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Granted: http://www.scribd.com/doc/30591124/Chaos-Space-Marine-Codex-Zureal13

No, this post is not part of the game. The poor fella just deserves to stand a chance without running two lashwhip-winged princes.

Carry on.

**Sha1emade**

Granted... But you have to will still have to use space wolves codex or the BA codex to win any games.

I wish for the next poster to have some altruism and not make my wish backfire.

**snurl**

Granted. You have just wasted your wish all by yourself, no need for outside wish-warping needed.

I wish to find buried treasure in my backyard.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Granted, but it is soooo old that it crumbles in your hands.

I wish for more things to wish for.

**Mordoskul**

Granted, but they are an illogical mess, and the Dakka community excomunicates you

I wish I could wish

**Darkvoidof40k**

Granted, but only for a fraction of a milisecond and you miss your opportunity.

I wish for salmon! Endless hordes of salmon! Even though I'm vegitarian.. hmm..

**Saintspirit**

Granted. You get so much salmon that you drown in it.

I wish that I would draw a comic that would be accepted in a newspaper, and then becomes very popular.

**Lord of battles**

Granted! Your comic has been accepted into a newspaper; only the newspaper is produced by your brother who only put it in because mommy told him too.

I wish some one (not me) would write up the single word story thread on dakka for us to read!

**snurl**

Granted. It is around the middle of page 37 or 38 and it is hilarious to read aloud. But if you ever do everyone will thing you are a bit touched in the head.

I wish the buttons were bigger on this tiny keyboard.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Granted. Each key on your keyboard is now the size of your fist.

I wish I didn't have to go to school today.

**snurl**

Granted. You are now in an old folks home remembering how much you dodged going to school.

(and if you saw these keys you would call them buttons too)

I wish for some snow to fall soon.

**Mukkin'About**

Granted. snow falls but it's blocked you inside your house and you starve to death after eating all the provisions in your house

I wish for a bag of sandwiches.. aaaaooouuuuuu

**snurl**

Granted. You have a bag of sandwitches made from mouldy bread with meat that a zombie wouldnt eat.

I wish for a snow blower.

**Saintspirit**

I wish some one (not me) would write up the single word story thread on dakka for us to read!

I have already done that a few times!

**Mordoskul**

Granted, but it explodes, and you die alone in the snow of third degree burns.

I wish for a 5th edition chaos codex

**undivided**

Granted, but it's absolute cheese, co-written by CS Goto.

I wish for True-Scale models for everyone.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Mordoskul wrote:I wish for a 5th edition chaos codex

Darkvoidof40k wrote: http://www.scribd.com/doc/30591124/Chaos-Space-Marine-Codex-Zureal13

**snurl**

undivided wrote:

I wish for True-Scale models for everyone.

Granted. Everyones models are now True-Scale. Now no one has anything to complain about.

I wish for GW to release all new updated Chaos Dwarfs.