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**Battle Brother Lucifer**

Granted.

They just added spikes to the normal dwarves.

I wish for a Frank the Bunny costume that doesn't suck

**Mordoskul**

Granted, but now everyone thinks you are a furry.

I wish a had a pair of nice wooly socks

**Mukkin'About**

Granted, but the darned things itch so much. should have gone with 50/50 acrylic!

I wish my fishtank was less of a deathtrap lol

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. It's now less of a deathtrap. But,now your coffe maker is a deathtrap.

I wish I could get the newest,most powerful AlienWare computer.

**snurl**

Warlord Gazghkull Thraka wrote:Granted. It's now less of a deathtrap. But,now your coffe maker is a deathtrap.

I wish I could get the newest,most powerful AlienWare computer.

Granted. You get the best one they make. But you have to assemble every single part. Have fun.

I wish for faster internet service.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Granted. Your inernet service is so fast that you overheat your pentium, causing to explode, resulting in your death.

I wish that snow/lack of power/both would mean my school will be shut today.. I hate Tuesdays..

**snurl**

Granted. The snow causes a power failure resulting in your school being shut down. A fire breaks out while nobody is there leveling the place. You are now bussed to a school many miles away that is filled with chavs.

I wish that shoveling snow was more fun.

**Mukkin'About**

Granted. someone invents the turbo-shovel and you're the first to get it. you spend all day outside in the snow and your girlfriend leaves you. eh you were probably better off

I wish that I could get my brothers to stop playing world of warcraft

**undivided**

Granted. Your brothers stop playing WoW and instead start to re-enact it in real life. LEEEEROOY JENNKKINS!!!

I wish for a Cadian Battleforce.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Granted. But it's empty. And GW customer support suddenly takes the short end of the budget and all the people who work in it quit due to low pay.

And then GW went bust and all its remaining products are shipped off to some warhouse in Switzerland.

I wish for sheep.

**snurl**

Granted. You have a whole flock of sheep. You also have ten times as many hungry wolves all around them. Good luck.

I wish everyone had a job that they like.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But,due to liking there job so much,they all die via fatige. The entire human race is exterminated.

I wish my forum rank wasn't " Yellin' Yoof ".

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Warlord Gazghkull Thraka wrote:Granted. But,due to liking there job so much,they all die via fatige. The entire human race is exterminated.

I wish my forum rank wasn't " Yellin Yoof ".

Srry, I mean Roarin Runtherd.

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

Warlord Gazghkull Thraka wrote:
Warlord Gazghkull Thraka wrote:Granted. But,due to liking there job so much,they all die via fatige. The entire human race is exterminated.

I wish my forum rank wasn't " Yellin Yoof ".

Srry, I mean Roarin Runtherd.

Damn
I wish I could have said 'granted, now its Roarin Runtherd"
but you RUINED it!

Granted. It wont be at 250 (I think) posts

I wish that everything in my life from this point on will be extremely terrible

**snurl**

Granted. Everything is terrible and you discover that reverse psychology doesnt affect wish granting genies. And your forum rank stays stuck on roarin runtherd.

I wish for more pie.

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

So what you are saying is, I got exactly what I wished for?

/thread

**snurl**

.........er, yes.

Now you have really gone and done it.

You win.

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

Looks like my reverse-reverse psychology worked.
Har Har Har

**Chowderhead**

Damnit! BBL has broken the laws of nature! Again!

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

chowderhead13 wrote:Damnit! BBL has broken the laws of nature! Again!

Again?
I forgot the last time I did it. It wasn't in this thread was it?

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

You have defied the laws of logic and everything!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE UNIVERSE WILL IMPLODE IN 3...2...1...

**snurl**

BANG.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Oh look a 'big bang'. Universe restarted. Game continues.

I wish that nobody would use reverse-psychology in this thread to break it.. or atleast that wish-granters would do some thinking in order to avoid it.

**Mukkin'About**

Granted. Uh yeah its just granted

I wish i could find a RP thread that wasn't already going, dead and half buried, or a complete load of phooey. (i'm actually serious so PM me if you have a spot)

**snurl**

Granted. You start your own RP thread and it is just exactly what you want. But nobody plays it.

I still wish for pie.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Mukkin'About wrote:Granted. Uh yeah its just granted

I wish i could find a RP thread that wasn't already going, dead and half buried, or a complete load of phooey. (i'm actually serious so PM me if you have a spot)

Feel free to join RZ&LWC.. only 23 pages in!

Seriously though. Feel free to join. It's all a good read, and you'd be missing out if you didn't join.

**Darkvoidof40k**

snurl wrote:Granted. You start your own RP thread and it is just exactly what you want. But nobody plays it.

I still wish for pie.

Yo pie is poison so yo pie poisons you and yo die.

I wish for SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWW!!!!!W!!!1!

Or atleast more of it..

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. There is so much snow. Yo are happy. but it's due to a Nuclear Winter. You dont survive.

I WISH I HAD A BETTER F***ING COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!!!

**snurl**

Granted. You have the finest machine that Alienware has to offer. But it runs only Linux.

I wish I knew more about Linux without having to look everything up.

**Mordoskul**

Granted, but you become an arrogant elitist and alienate your friends and loved ones.

I wish for the Earth to plunge into the sun.