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Granted. But I fly to the moon and survive with the moon nazis.
I wish yellow was easier to paint for my bad moons

Granted. Now everyone paints badmoon yellow orks, and GW runs out of yellow. FOREVER.

I wish for a flying moped!

Granted
You crash it in a wall after 3 seconds

I wish for brushes that never get ruined.

granted. But,you got no paints. EVER.

I wish that I could have nothing but have everything while im in the hospitale but Im actualy at home and i wish for every wish to be unwished then re-wished and un-wished again.

(say that ten times fast)

Granted. I think. You are now Cthulhu. Dead and dreaming in Ry'leh.

I wish for a new Truck.

Granted. Here's your shipping crate, good luck assembling it.

I wish that instead of not going to school today because I'm ill, that I was not going to school because of more torrential snowfall.


Well, it seems about half my posts on this thread are snow-related.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Granted. Here's your shipping crate, good luck assembling it.

I wish that instead of not going to school today because I'm ill, that I was not going to school because of more torrential snowfall.


Well, it seems about half my posts on this thread are snow-related.

I could probably do that.

Your wish is granted. You are not going to school because of major snow accumulation and you are not sick. But you are going to have to tunnel everywhere for awhile.

I quickly wish for a Chilton's Ford truck manual.

snurl wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Granted. Here's your shipping crate, good luck assembling it.

I wish that instead of not going to school today because I'm ill, that I was not going to school because of more torrential snowfall.


Well, it seems about half my posts on this thread are snow-related.

I could probably do that.

Your wish is granted. You are not going to school because of major snow accumulation and you are not sick. But you are going to have to tunnel everywhere for awhile.

I quickly wish for a Chilton's Ford truck manual.

Granted. But it's in Chinese.

I wish for an M9.

Granted, But its a 1000:1 scale replica. Have Fun
I wish laptops were better than desktops.

Granted. Laptops own desktops. Except their battery life is only ten minutes and they weigh three times as much as before.

I wish I knew how to read Chinese.

Granted you now know chinese however everyone else decides to speak portugese and the only chinese is spoken by you.
I wish that america wasn't so paranoid about terrorists like The imperium is about heretics.

Granted. But then the CIA takes you out under suspicians that you've defected.

I wish for ice cream.

Granted. You have Ice Cream. Somewhere out in the snow, you forgot just where you put it.


I wish for more chocolate.

Granted. However it comes in the form of everything that is snow is now ice cream. Just remember to leave the yellow.
I wish tyranids were cute and nice and didn't engulf planets with their nastyness.

EDIT: Sorry ignore me.

Granted however it isn't chocolate.
Same as last late wish.

Tyrannids are now covered with pink and white fuzz and purr when you scratch their belly. Then they eat you.


I wish for more real chocolate.

You get chocolate however it is delivered to you by the very pink and white fuzzballs that ate me. They then decide that you are a nice snack and addition to your chocolate that they ate on the way over.

I wish umbrellas were free.

Umbrellas are free. Rain now costs on a per drop basis, and plunges the world into financial turmoil.

I wish for real chocolate that I can eat without being eaten in return.

Granted. you are thrown up by the fuzzballs who ate you and even get chocolate from them for recompensation however due to the financial turmoil it is immediateialy repossesed up to the last block. savour it. ssaavvoouurr iitt...

I wish people understood that NZ is not a part of auzzie

Granted. NZ is now colored differently from everywhere else on the maps and globes and in reality as well. Trees are blue and the ground is red. No confusing that ever.

I wish I could afford my chocolate.

Granted. Luckily for you they manage to stabalise the economy and you are able to afford your chocolate. however old corporations have fallen and given way for new eco companies that produces sugar free, fat free and devoid of flavour chocolate.

I wish it was auzzie that was different.

Granted. Auzzie is now a strange land where people there have pink hair and all the trees are red. No one ever dies there, no one has a care.
(apologies to the B-52s)

I wish to be in Switzerland where old craftsmen still make fine chocolate.

Granted. But,you are a slave and forced to eat moldy cheese.

I wish I could save good ol' Ab Lincoln.

Granted however in the mix-up of you saving him you get trampled by a press mob.

I wish that wishes as well as chocolate grew on trees.

Granted. Wishes and chocolate grow on trees. Tall trees. And you have no ladder.

I wish the Swiss would feed their slaves chocolate.

Granted. But the chocalate is so disgusting you die instantly.


I wish..........I could have the Ork megaforce set.

Granted. You have the Orc Megaforce set. But there is no glue or paint to be found anywhere and it contains ten million small parts.

I wish I was not dead and have some fine chocolate.

Granted. But you lose everything you own and is dear to you. But still have Chocolate,you do haha.


I wish for a whole bunch of Coca Cola.

Granted. You have a whole bunch of Coca Cola. An oil tanker full to be precise. But nobody cleaned the tanker before filling it and its decaf coke and the neighbors want the thing out of their driveway NOW!

I am glad to be alive with chocolate again. I wish for normalcy.

normality restored. everything is normal. Just normal. possibly a little too normal. there is no longer anything extraordinary. No rinkly-dink rednecks seeing UFO's. No random terroriosts that have a fetish for blowing up tall buildings. In fact everyone is now exactly likeyou. and they want chocolate.

I wish that superman was your mum.