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Granted. Superman was my mum once when my real mum was out of town for a few weeks.


This normalcy thing doesn't sound too bad. I wish it would not continue.

damn i think this game is just starting to get hard but any way life goes back to the way it is except for an unexplained increase in ufo sightings and terrorism attacks.

I wish that RvB was handed out to one and all.

Granted. RvB was handed out to one and all. But it was printed in black and white.

I wish for more UFO sightings.

Granted. Because UFO sitings have risen rednecks are now accepted widely as phrophets. The Tin shed religion subsumes the planet along with you. just remember to stay off the dang roof.

I wish that vampires were not sparkly.
F**K*N TWILIGHT!!!!!

Granted. Its now 40 years ago and a company called Hammer films has just released "Dracula" starring a non-sparlkley Christopher Lee.


I wish for more "walking dead" as soon as possible.

the old cliche of zombies surrounding you and some survivors in a mall. after weeks they break in by nawing through a wall. however in the process they have lost their teeth and you are gummed to death.

I wish nerds were critically acclaimed as the saviours of the near dead world that is earth.

Granted. The Nerds are indeed the saviors of the Earth. Except no one will listen to them so they all go LARPing instead.

I wish I had a Camera.

You have a camera however when you take it on the trip of your life and have taken loads of pictures you realize that the memory was full of pictures of badly painted gaurdsmen/wood elves. all of your pics never got saved. just whose gaurds/wood elves pics are they then? Dnn Dnn DNN DNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

I wish for tasty mexican food without consequences that should affect me or anyone else in the vicinity of 50cm of the food. The food should also have wings to fly into my mouth.

Granted, but the wings get stuck in your throat and you die as a result of the wings and not the food. The hidden C4 inside the tasty Mexican food then explodes, killinge everyone within 60cm's of the food. Yeah, really.


I wish for a Tocco Lite.

granted. You have a Tocco Lite. You drop it into the loo before you ever get to turn it on.


I wish I had more memory for my camera.

You get your memory but as you are updating your camera the camera shortcircuits killing any photos you had or the chance of taking any.

I wish C4 mexican food didn't have wings but not legs either.

Granted. Your Mexican food now slides around like an amoeba, shooting out spicey pseudopods from random directions.

I wish I had backed up my photos before trying to upgrade my camera that I dont have.

You had backed up the files but unfortunately the pics contain a virus which experts have compared to the latest in a series of mysterious events. The one being compared to is the killer mexican food. But how is it all connected. In this convuleted world where quirky wishes can be granted at any time is there actually a greater force at work or a subtle plot going on in the background. Experts can only guess on this.

I wish that mexican food had a base instinct in it to only killl french food and people.

Granted. Also, you are in France and are now a French citizen. Boom.

I wish for rabid guinea pigs

Granted. They bite you. Then they bite your mom and she makes you get rid of them.


I wish for french fries.

granted. but there burnt to a crispy black.

I wish........for chips.

granted. Millions of casino chips rain from the sky covering you in them. just before you die from the wieght of them you think to be a bit more specific next time.

I wish for a purple balloon attached to an anteater.

Granted. You have a purple balloon attached to an anteater tattoo on your bum.

I wish for a reasonably sized portion of delicious unburnt french fries in a location close to me so that they may be eaten without incedent.

Granted, you eat them, however in a previous event you had been killed, so they didn't taste very nice considering your lack of upper torso.

I wish for a new Alien/Predator/Aliens Vs Predator film that IS GOOD.

Granted however for some reason all the way through the movie you get a sense of Deja Vu and feel as if you have seen it before and eventually that feeling turns into a... ?!?!?!?!?!?! RRRRIIIIPPP!!!!!!!! "OMZG WHAT THE F**K IS IT?!?!?!?!?!" "AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

I wish that people were dead.

Granted, but then they become undead and start devouring flesh. Then, more people are dead. Then more people become undead..

I wish for an M16 with a chainsaw-bayonet attachment.

Granted however owning such a model requires 213,748,234.5 pages of paper work to fill out. Oddly enough most of theem just ask you for your name.

I wish that winnie the pooh was a twilight vampire killer in disguise. I also wish that I am not a Twilight vampire or anything else like that.

Fine, granted. You're not a Twilight vampire. You're just roadkill, plain 'n' simple.

I wish for F:NV.

Heh took a little googling to figure this one out. you get F:NV but however just as you buy it an EMP blast is released that disables anything electronic all over the world. Have fun.(coincidentily there is lately a story in the newspaper about a supposed UFO falling on a Farmer Gragget*cough*redneck*cough* right after the EMP blast.)

I wish i knew what happened to Winnie he Pooh now that he is a vamp hunter.

Granted. You now know that Pooh-Bear was just a disguise that Peter Cushing wore when he used to portray Van Helsing in all of the old Hammer Films.

I wish to be whole again so I could eat my french fries.

Granted. You eat the fries but, "waitta minute,those aint fries! SH*T! That be mini TNT sticks! Kaaan!" and you blow up before you taste those delicious cooked patato sticks


I wish for All dressed flavoured patato chips.

WTF. the magic genie in the sky does not compute. ERROR ERROR. A large section of the sky falls and crushes you.

I wish I knew what he meant.

Granted. I think he wants potato chips that taste like all of the different flavors at once. Like BBQ, Sour Cream and Onion, Ranch all put together.
Then again, He's Canadian so it could mean something different. Anyways you get your chips but the Mounties come and take them away before you can eat any.

I wish I didn't die so often.

Granted you now have a secretary to assign which days you die. Luckily for you it only averages about once a day.

I wish that Dogs ate hamburgers

Granted. Dogs ate hamburgers. Then they pooped them all over your carpet.


I wish somebody else in my neighborhood would rake up their flippin leaves for a change.