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**snurl**

Granted- except not. By granting your wish to unwish the last wish it means that the last wish hasnt been wished yet and therefore cannot be ungranted. Crap.

I wish I knew more about the space and time continium.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Granted, but by the time you know everything you're five billion years old and you have a heart attack and die for no apparent reason.. other than the heart attack.. ¬.¬

I wish.. for my own personal army of unbeatable, unmovable, unkillable, undestroyable, indestructable, permanent, unwishable, super Space Marines! All with their own shades and cowboy hats and .44 Magnum's that fire boltgun rounds that are S10.

**snurl**

Granted. Good luck getting anyone to play a game against that though.

I wish that people who cheat at games would all get a red dot on their forehead so you could tell who they are.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Granted. Hey, is that a zit on your face?

I wish for my last wish, except this time I'll clarify for you that I meant real-life warriors.

**snurl**

Granted. But you soon learn just how much it costs to feed a crew like that and before too long they realise that they are all a lot badder than you are so they all elect a new leader and head off on their own.

I wish that my neighbors would rake up their own bloody leaves for a change.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Cleverly played, Snurl.

Granted, they rake up all their leaves and put them in your garden in a nice big mountain.. of leafy-ness.

I wish for more wishes.

**Lord of battles**

Granted, you have three more wishes but you use them all to buy all the pieces to make single space marine.

I wish that I could get into cegep and play rugby for them

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

Lord of battles wrote:Granted, you have three more wishes but you use them all to buy all the pieces to make single space marine.

I wish that I could get into cegep and play rugby for them

granted, but you die on the first day

I wish that my next wish can't be ruined.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Granted, but as 'ruined' is a matter of perspective, it will be ruined in your opinion, but not in the opinion of the person who will grant your next wish, hence making this wish redundant.

I wish to be the president of the ICC - International Cheese Conglomeration.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Wish granted. But,everybody all of a suddenly hates cheese now,thus meaning you go bankrupt.

I wish I could have a bodygaurd of Rocket-launcher armed Dwarves.

**snurl**

Granted. But unfortunately you keep leaving them behind because they cant keep up with your faster movement.

I wish for an automatic leaf raking system.

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

granted. But it just dumps them somewhere else in your yard

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

Also, I wish for every gw model, ever made.

**snurl**

Granted. You now have EVERYHING ever produced by GW. You soon are crushed under an immense heap weighing several tons of lead, pewter, and plastic.

I wish for snow at Christmastime.

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

Granted. all the snow is concentrated onto your house and it caves in.

I wish to be strong enough to support the weight of all the gw stuff.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Granted, but you've already been crushed to death.

I wish for

**snurl**

(sorry, cant see link on mobile)

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

You wish for a crappy animation? Granted. You can watch it on youtube anytime you want.

I wish to be revived strong enough to support the weight of the minis.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Granted, but then your wish is ungranted.

I wish you wouldn't call that animation crappy, because I personally find it pretty damn good considering that it was made by some random bloke.

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

I didn't bother to watch it, I've seen all of them. Is it the one that the TAU kills a TERMINATOR with a SWORD?!?!?!?!

**Darkvoidof40k**

Nope. That one was crap. This one is good.

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

Oh. Maybe I will watch it.

**snurl**

I wish that I could watch animations.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. but you must watch it fer all eternaty and nothing else. and the fact that it's just about a Banana dancing around. and it's realy crapy.

I wish I could have a bodygaurd of Raptor Sith w/ the intelligence of a human.

**Mordoskul**

Granted, but the human in question is a vegetable

I wish for unlimited wishes

**snurl**

Granted. You have unlimited wishes as long as you keep playing this game.

I wish that they would make affordable and reliable flying cars.

**Darkvoidof40k**

Granted, but then the terrorists steal 'em and use them to reign terror and destruction on civilization, and eventually the world explodes and the Emperor is born.. then he remakes the earth.. blah blah blah.

I wish the girls in my school (or at least a majority of them) weren't so damned stupid.. and lets face it, they could use an overhaul in the looks department as well.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. They are so beautiful and massively intellegiant they start to enslave the entire earth and everybody is forced to be a slave and live like animals.

I wish I could have a Emperor-class Titan

**snurl**

Granted. You now have an Emporer class Titan. And a fethload of angry neighbors who want the blasted thing off of their lawns and driveways.

I wish it was still Halloween.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Franted. But that means every day & night you have annoying little 8-year-olds at your door wailing for candy. Not to mention....THE DEAMONS COMING OUT OF THE WARP!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! KILL!MAIM!BUUUUUURN!
srry,inner chaos marine just came out lol.

I wish I could use The Force.