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Made in au
Lady of the Lake






Granted, however was this actually a lie?

I wish I wasn't so bored at the moment.

   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You are surrounded by Chavs with a bad attitude.
I wish everyone always completed all of their homework in a timely manner.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in ca
Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Lost in my disturbing mind...

Granted. But they did not comprehend it, thus they all got an F-

I wish I got a better job(something with less walking).

Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen



Armies
- Choppygutz' Warband
- Space Marines (inactive)  
   
Made in ca
Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine




Toronto-Ont

Granted but you loose you legs

I wish that no one else gets wishes

skycapt44 wrote:
FYI optimus is the cheesiest player I know


DT:80S++++G+++M++B++IPw40k96#+D++A++++/mWD179R+++T(T)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





On your roof with a laptop

optimusprime14 wrote:Granted but you loose you legs

I wish that no one else gets wishes


Granted, but it is only a dream...


I wish I could go to the year 40k.

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Made in ca
Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine




Toronto-Ont

Granted, you are crushed by a Titan the second you arrive.

I wish I could fly

skycapt44 wrote:
FYI optimus is the cheesiest player I know


DT:80S++++G+++M++B++IPw40k96#+D++A++++/mWD179R+++T(T)DM+ 
   
Made in ca
Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator




Classified, vermilion level clearance required.

Granted, you're now a fruit fly, have fun with that.

I wish for a GW gift card that never runs out.

   
Made in gb
Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





On your roof with a laptop

Lyzin Locrian wrote:Granted, you're now a fruit fly, have fun with that.

I wish for a GW gift card that never runs out.



Granted, it never runs out, but games workshop instantly goes bust and all of everything it ever made catches fire and then explodes.

I wish this wish did nothing what so ever and nothing changes as a result of this wish.

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Made in ca
Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator




Classified, vermilion level clearance required.

Granted, your wish does nothing (my friend has a cat named nothing, so your wish does that) and now nothing changes, EVER. Everything stays the same for all eternity.

I wish I could think of a better wish.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You thought of the bestest wish EVVaarrr! But you realise you wasted your wish by wishing to know what to wish for.

I wish for better TV programs.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in ca
Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator




Classified, vermilion level clearance required.

Granted. You spend the rest of your life watching because they're so amazing, and by the rest of your life, I mean the next three days since you don't bother eating or drinking anything, your to busy watching the TV.

I wish that none of my wishes (including this one) could be granted.
   
Made in nz
Shas'la with Pulse Carbine





My House

1/2 granted. Bet you didn't know wishes could, now could you?

I wish my computer could actually play skyrim.

DEAR SHOE,

THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. Your computer can actually play Skyrim. But it isn't telling you about it; it likes to play by itself when you are away.

I wish for no snow today.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in ca
Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine




Toronto-Ont

Granted, but the wish goes back in time and makes it snow yesterday, enough that it affects you today.


My wish if for my wish to have a wish

skycapt44 wrote:
FYI optimus is the cheesiest player I know


DT:80S++++G+++M++B++IPw40k96#+D++A++++/mWD179R+++T(T)DM+ 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. Your wish wishes you had made a normal wish.
I wish for more blue styrofoam.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





On your roof with a laptop

Granted. It has an evil intelligence and tries to eat you every night.

I wish I was the emperor

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Made in nz
Shas'la with Pulse Carbine





My House

Granted, But your title is too ambiguous for anyone to pay attention to it.

I wish for more Bitz in ma Bitz box

DEAR SHOE,

THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com 
   
Made in ca
Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine




Toronto-Ont

Granted, you get more biz in your ma's (read:mom) nitz box. That is very, very dirty and you are wrong for asking that

I wish that wishes were fishes

skycapt44 wrote:
FYI optimus is the cheesiest player I know


DT:80S++++G+++M++B++IPw40k96#+D++A++++/mWD179R+++T(T)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





On your roof with a laptop

But they all swim away...

I wish fishes were wishes.

This is a signature. It contains words of an important or meaningful nature. 
   
Made in nz
Shas'la with Pulse Carbine





My House

Granted, they were wished away.

I wish for a good holiday with no homework.

DEAR SHOE,

THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. In about ten years you will have a fine holiday with no homework to do.

I wish blue styrofoam was non-cannibalistic.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in au
Lady of the Lake






Granted, but it now craves human flesh; just in time for 2012.

I wish I had a wish to wish...

   
Made in gb
Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





On your roof with a laptop

n0t_u wrote:Granted, but it now craves human flesh; just in time for 2012.

I wish I had a wish to wish...


But that wish, wishes you away...

I wish I could rule the world for as long as I like.

This is a signature. It contains words of an important or meaningful nature. 
   
Made in nz
Shas'la with Pulse Carbine





My House

Granted, but after facebook shuts down you have to withdraw.

I wish for a rainy day.


DEAR SHOE,

THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com 
   
Made in nz
Trustworthy Shas'vre





In a hole in New Zealand with internet access

granted. it rained on yoy today. hope you had fun inside!

I wish for a gaint cake

   
Made in nz
Shas'la with Pulse Carbine





My House

Granted. However, said cake was a lie.

I wish for a win tomorrow.

DEAR SHOE,

THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You win by default when your opponent has a hissy fit and quits.

I wish for an early summer.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in nz
Shas'la with Pulse Carbine





My House

Granted, summer is early, however no extra credit for being early and so it flunks.

I wish that I could have had wedges today.

DEAR SHOE,

THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com 
   
Made in gb
Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





On your roof with a laptop

Evaelc wrote:Granted, summer is early, however no extra credit for being early and so it flunks.

I wish that I could have had wedges today.


Numerous cheese wedges come your way my friend. Too many..

I wish that It would snow again.

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Made in au
Lady of the Lake






Granted, it is now a new ice age.

I wish my last random wish wasn't to go away.

   
 
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