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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/13 12:20:38
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
In my cave, lying down and waiting for you...
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Granted. You are fired and now you have lots of free time .
I wish that world wont end.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/13 13:10:53
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. It wont but you will never know.
I wish for GW to start giving out free stuff with WD subscriptions again
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/14 16:59:11
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Hauptmann
In the belly of the whale.
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snurl wrote:Granted. It wont but you will never know.
I wish for GW to start giving out free stuff with WD subscriptions again
Granted. They give out live grenades.
I wish there would be no draw-backs to my wishes.
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kestril wrote:The game is only as fun as the people I play it with.
"War is as natural to a man as maternity is to a woman." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/14 23:29:31
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Now they simply dont work at all.
I wish for some cold beer.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/15 16:12:22
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Executing Exarch
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Granted. Unfortunately, you have no way to open it.
I wish I had a can of Mechrite red spray paint.
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DS:90-S+G++M--B--I+Pw40k05#+D++A++/eWD324R++T(D)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/15 17:30:15
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but it clogs the first time you use it.
I wish I hadn't hurt my elbow.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/15 23:16:24
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You hurt your head instead.
I wish they still made bleached bone spray paint.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/17 15:18:27
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Frenzied Berserker Terminator
In my cave, lying down and waiting for you...
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Granted, but GW announces a price hike when its released.
I wish to understand life.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/18 02:20:38
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but the answer drives you insane.
I wish I had my Xbox Live back.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/01/19 00:08:23
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. There is a live Xbox growing out of your back. And loading games is painful at best.
I wish GW would slash its prices.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/02 05:13:09
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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Granted. But the models are now terrible quality(Even worse then the first batch of Finecast).
I wish my paycheck would come faster.
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
Armies
- Choppygutz' Warband
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/02 08:27:35
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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Granted. your paycheck comes faster, but is only one quarter.
i wish i could rule the world.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/04 00:55:34
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You rule but are asassinated within minutes.
I wish for Superbowl tickets.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/04 17:15:38
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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Granted, but the stadium falls on you.
I wish my everyones life was perfect forever (stop dat)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/04 20:44:08
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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Granted. But everyone else's sucks, and they kill you out of envy. I wish I had more than a quarter
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
Armies
- Choppygutz' Warband
- Space Marines (inactive) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/05 17:18:02
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. After a thorough search of your couch, drawers, coat pockets, and vehicle you now have two quarters, some dimes and a nickel, along with some pennies and bottle caps.
I wish for a Patriots win today.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 14:54:10
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
Classified, vermilion level clearance required.
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Granted, they win. But after beating the other team, they all get beaten to death by the other team's fanatical fans.
I wish I had a lucky penny.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 16:00:08
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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Lyzin Locrian wrote:Granted, they win. But after beating the other team, they all get beaten to death by the other team's fanatical fans.
I wish I had a lucky penny.
It brings you great fortune.... of everyone else on earthwho then mob you to death.
I wish nothing bad could ever happen to anyone.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 16:24:03
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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Granted, everything bad happens to you instead.
I wish for a robot buttler who obeys the 3 laws of Robotics
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DT:80S++++G+++M++B++IPw40k96#+D++A++++/mWD179R+++T(T)DM+ |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 17:04:53
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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optimusprime14 wrote:Granted, everything bad happens to you instead.
I wish for a robot buttler who obeys the 3 laws of Robotics
Granted. He gets his mates to kill you for slavery.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 18:21:18
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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TheRobotLol wrote:optimusprime14 wrote:Granted, everything bad happens to you instead.
I wish for a robot buttler who obeys the 3 laws of Robotics
Granted. He gets his mates to kill you for slavery.
That is still in violation of the 3 laws
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 18:51:22
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
Classified, vermilion level clearance required.
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optimusprime14 wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:optimusprime14 wrote:Granted, everything bad happens to you instead.
I wish for a robot buttler who obeys the 3 laws of Robotics
Granted. He gets his mates to kill you for slavery.
That is still in violation of the 3 laws 
Alright let me try. Granted, but all your robot can do is walk slowly forward and make beeping sounds. It also requires 12 hours to charge its batteries for every hour its active. That's not against the laws.
I wish that a 5000 pound weight would fall from the sky and crush me flat.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 20:09:18
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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Lyzin Locrian wrote:optimusprime14 wrote:TheRobotLol wrote:optimusprime14 wrote:Granted, everything bad happens to you instead.
I wish for a robot buttler who obeys the 3 laws of Robotics
Granted. He gets his mates to kill you for slavery.
That is still in violation of the 3 laws 
Alright let me try. Granted, but all your robot can do is walk slowly forward and make beeping sounds. It also requires 12 hours to charge its batteries for every hour its active. That's not against the laws.
Bravo
Lyzin Locrian wrote:
I wish that a 5000 pound weight would fall from the sky and crush me flat.
That 5000 pound weight is Roseanne Barr
I wish the Pats had won the Super bowl
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 20:17:06
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
Classified, vermilion level clearance required.
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Granted. They won a super bowl in a random lottery, it shoots lighting bolts and randomly bursts into flames whenever someone tries to eat from it, also it can fly.
I wish for unlimited wishes
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 21:14:26
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine
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Granted. You have unlimited wishes, except each one only grants you a smelly dead fish
I wish for a New SM chapter codex (not written by Ward)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 21:25:48
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps
On your roof with a laptop
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Granted, it is the most epic thing ever made. But you can never know anything about it exept that it exists and is amazing.
I wish that EVERYTHING for everyone would always be perfect (everyone includes me)
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/06 23:10:32
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator
Classified, vermilion level clearance required.
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Granted, everybody dies and goes to heaven where everything is perfect.
I wish that I would meet the love off my life.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/07 00:17:26
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You glimpse her briefly through a bus window, then die as the bus flattens you.
I wish the Giants had not won the superbowl.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/07 06:03:36
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Shas'la with Pulse Carbine
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Granted, now the goldfish have control of it.
I wish for more time to do homework.
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DEAR SHOE,
THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2012/02/07 06:17:35
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God
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Granted, you manage to stay awake whole night finishing it, though you are so sleepy you got everything wrong.
I wish human beings are incapable of lying.
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