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Made in fi
Frenzied Berserker Terminator





In my cave, lying down and waiting for you...

Granted. You are fired and now you have lots of free time .
I wish that world wont end.


Join my Khornate warband here: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/419388.page#3722432
Yes, I am a dragon freak. I have the spirit and the mind of a dragon, so I guess Im somekind of a dragonborn . But in the mean time, poke the eggs... 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. It wont but you will never know.

I wish for GW to start giving out free stuff with WD subscriptions again

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Hauptmann




In the belly of the whale.

snurl wrote:Granted. It wont but you will never know.

I wish for GW to start giving out free stuff with WD subscriptions again


Granted. They give out live grenades.

I wish there would be no draw-backs to my wishes.

kestril wrote:The game is only as fun as the people I play it with.


"War is as natural to a man as maternity is to a woman." 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. Now they simply dont work at all.

I wish for some cold beer.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Executing Exarch






Ayrshire, Scotland

Granted. Unfortunately, you have no way to open it.

I wish I had a can of Mechrite red spray paint.

DS:90-S+G++M--B--I+Pw40k05#+D++A++/eWD324R++T(D)DM+ 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Granted, but it clogs the first time you use it.

I wish I hadn't hurt my elbow.

Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You hurt your head instead.

I wish they still made bleached bone spray paint.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in fi
Frenzied Berserker Terminator





In my cave, lying down and waiting for you...

Granted, but GW announces a price hike when its released.

I wish to understand life.


Join my Khornate warband here: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/419388.page#3722432
Yes, I am a dragon freak. I have the spirit and the mind of a dragon, so I guess Im somekind of a dragonborn . But in the mean time, poke the eggs... 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Granted, but the answer drives you insane.

I wish I had my Xbox Live back.

Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. There is a live Xbox growing out of your back. And loading games is painful at best.

I wish GW would slash its prices.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in ca
Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Lost in my disturbing mind...

Granted. But the models are now terrible quality(Even worse then the first batch of Finecast).

I wish my paycheck would come faster.

Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen



Armies
- Choppygutz' Warband
- Space Marines (inactive)  
   
Made in gb
Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





On your roof with a laptop

Granted. your paycheck comes faster, but is only one quarter.


i wish i could rule the world.

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This is a signature. It contains words of an important or meaningful nature. 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You rule but are asassinated within minutes.
I wish for Superbowl tickets.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





On your roof with a laptop

Granted, but the stadium falls on you.

I wish my everyones life was perfect forever (stop dat)

This is a signature. It contains words of an important or meaningful nature. 
   
Made in ca
Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Lost in my disturbing mind...

Granted. But everyone else's sucks, and they kill you out of envy.

I wish I had more than a quarter

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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen



Armies
- Choppygutz' Warband
- Space Marines (inactive)  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. After a thorough search of your couch, drawers, coat pockets, and vehicle you now have two quarters, some dimes and a nickel, along with some pennies and bottle caps.

I wish for a Patriots win today.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in ca
Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator




Classified, vermilion level clearance required.

Granted, they win. But after beating the other team, they all get beaten to death by the other team's fanatical fans.

I wish I had a lucky penny.
   
Made in gb
Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





On your roof with a laptop

Lyzin Locrian wrote:Granted, they win. But after beating the other team, they all get beaten to death by the other team's fanatical fans.

I wish I had a lucky penny.



It brings you great fortune.... of everyone else on earthwho then mob you to death.



I wish nothing bad could ever happen to anyone.

This is a signature. It contains words of an important or meaningful nature. 
   
Made in ca
Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine




Toronto-Ont

Granted, everything bad happens to you instead.

I wish for a robot buttler who obeys the 3 laws of Robotics

skycapt44 wrote:
FYI optimus is the cheesiest player I know


DT:80S++++G+++M++B++IPw40k96#+D++A++++/mWD179R+++T(T)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





On your roof with a laptop

optimusprime14 wrote:Granted, everything bad happens to you instead.

I wish for a robot buttler who obeys the 3 laws of Robotics


Granted. He gets his mates to kill you for slavery.

This is a signature. It contains words of an important or meaningful nature. 
   
Made in ca
Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine




Toronto-Ont

TheRobotLol wrote:
optimusprime14 wrote:Granted, everything bad happens to you instead.

I wish for a robot buttler who obeys the 3 laws of Robotics


Granted. He gets his mates to kill you for slavery.


That is still in violation of the 3 laws

skycapt44 wrote:
FYI optimus is the cheesiest player I know


DT:80S++++G+++M++B++IPw40k96#+D++A++++/mWD179R+++T(T)DM+ 
   
Made in ca
Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator




Classified, vermilion level clearance required.

optimusprime14 wrote:
TheRobotLol wrote:
optimusprime14 wrote:Granted, everything bad happens to you instead.

I wish for a robot buttler who obeys the 3 laws of Robotics


Granted. He gets his mates to kill you for slavery.


That is still in violation of the 3 laws


Alright let me try. Granted, but all your robot can do is walk slowly forward and make beeping sounds. It also requires 12 hours to charge its batteries for every hour its active. That's not against the laws.

I wish that a 5000 pound weight would fall from the sky and crush me flat.
   
Made in ca
Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine




Toronto-Ont

Lyzin Locrian wrote:
optimusprime14 wrote:
TheRobotLol wrote:
optimusprime14 wrote:Granted, everything bad happens to you instead.

I wish for a robot buttler who obeys the 3 laws of Robotics


Granted. He gets his mates to kill you for slavery.


That is still in violation of the 3 laws


Alright let me try. Granted, but all your robot can do is walk slowly forward and make beeping sounds. It also requires 12 hours to charge its batteries for every hour its active. That's not against the laws.


Bravo

Lyzin Locrian wrote:
I wish that a 5000 pound weight would fall from the sky and crush me flat.



That 5000 pound weight is Roseanne Barr

I wish the Pats had won the Super bowl

skycapt44 wrote:
FYI optimus is the cheesiest player I know


DT:80S++++G+++M++B++IPw40k96#+D++A++++/mWD179R+++T(T)DM+ 
   
Made in ca
Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator




Classified, vermilion level clearance required.

Granted. They won a super bowl in a random lottery, it shoots lighting bolts and randomly bursts into flames whenever someone tries to eat from it, also it can fly.

I wish for unlimited wishes
   
Made in ca
Homicidal Veteran Blood Angel Assault Marine




Toronto-Ont

Granted. You have unlimited wishes, except each one only grants you a smelly dead fish

I wish for a New SM chapter codex (not written by Ward)

skycapt44 wrote:
FYI optimus is the cheesiest player I know


DT:80S++++G+++M++B++IPw40k96#+D++A++++/mWD179R+++T(T)DM+ 
   
Made in gb
Rampaging Reaver Titan Princeps





On your roof with a laptop

Granted, it is the most epic thing ever made. But you can never know anything about it exept that it exists and is amazing.



I wish that EVERYTHING for everyone would always be perfect (everyone includes me)

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This is a signature. It contains words of an important or meaningful nature. 
   
Made in ca
Xeno-Hating Inquisitorial Excruciator




Classified, vermilion level clearance required.

Granted, everybody dies and goes to heaven where everything is perfect.

I wish that I would meet the love off my life.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You glimpse her briefly through a bus window, then die as the bus flattens you.

I wish the Giants had not won the superbowl.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in nz
Shas'la with Pulse Carbine





My House

Granted, now the goldfish have control of it.

I wish for more time to do homework.

DEAR SHOE,

THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE A SHOE. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT NOT BEING A SHOE BECAUSE IN MY MIND YOU ARE ONE AND THAT IS MOST UNFORTUNATE.
AS LONG AS I HAVE YOU CONCEPTUALIZED AS A SHOE IN MY IMAGINATION YOU SHALL REMAIN AS SUCH.
THIS MAKES ME WONDER WHETHER ALL PEOPLES AND OBJECTS CAN BE CONCEPTUALIZED AS SHOES AND THUS BECOME SUCH, GRANTING ME ABSOLUTE POWER OVER THEM. DO YOU HAVE A CLEVER ARGUMENT? NO YOU DON'T, YOU"RE A SHOE. SHOES CAN'T HAVE CLEVER ARGUMENTS.
I FEEL LIKE THE WEIGHT OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN LIFTED OFF MY SHOULDERS NOW THAT EVERYTHING IS UNDER MY CONTROL, NOW THAT YOU ARE ALL SHOES. I NO LONGER HAVE TO ANSWER TO MY REGRETS AND PAST MISTAKES BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLY SHOES.
www.romanticallyapocalyptic.com 
   
Made in ca
Avatar of the Bloody-Handed God





Inactive

Granted, you manage to stay awake whole night finishing it, though you are so sleepy you got everything wrong.

I wish human beings are incapable of lying.

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