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Granted, but you get eaten by a Dragon.

I wish I had more time to play video games

Granted, but you can only play Wii Fit.

I wish my ipod touch was not broken.

Granted, but you have to buy a new one.

I wish to rule the world!

Granted, but you die of a heartattack immediately.

I wish I wasn't ill.

Granted but you must bathe in nurgle goo every day for the rest of your live

I wish I had an infinite supply of bacon.

Granted, but it's canadian bacon!

I wish I was the very best, like no one ever was!

Granted. The world is a violent place where dragons attack and lay waste at will. No one there can talk except by CG tree style responses.
I wish for new WHFB opponents.

Granted, but they soon reveal to be WAAC players and beat you in every match.

I wish that I could understand furry hating.

Granted, but this knowledge replaces other knowledge, you now forget the names of everyone you know.



i wish i had the money to buy a new iPod touch.

granted. But it's blood money.

I wish to start my Catachan Imperial Guard army as soon as possible.

Granted, but as soon as possible turns out to have been yesterday, and you have missed your chance and may never start it.

I wish I could breathe underwater, without having to live in water permanently.

Granted, but you start slowly turn into a fish.

I wish dragons were real, and that I would be one of them :3

Granted, you now live in Skyrim. Unfortunately you are soon killed by an adventurer.

I wish I never had to go shopping, but all the things I need and want would appear as and when I needed them.

Granted. But then your mom throws you out when shes had enough of it.
I wish that the truth would be obvious.

snurl wrote:Granted. But then your mom throws you out when shes had enough of it.
I wish that the truth would be obvious.

Granted, but the truth is only obvious to you as everyone else is ignorant to the truth and you are locked away in a mental asylum due to "insanity."

I wish that I was invincible/immortal without the whole aging forever thing.

Granted, but you'll catch sickle cell disease and be miserable

I wish I had a pocket of infinite holding to carry all my junk in

Granted. But the thing you want most will always be out of reach on the bottom.
I wish the christmas cookies had not run out.

snurl wrote:Granted. But the thing you want most will always be out of reach on the bottom.
I wish the christmas cookies had not run out.

Granted, but you are buried beneath a mountain of them, and die of dehydration.

I wish I had some Swooping Hawk Exarch wings for a model I'm buying.

Granted, but it is 3 stories tall...

I wish i could find the time to paint all of my guardsmen.

Granted. You find ten minutes and dunk them all in latex housepaint. Jobs a good 'un.

I wish everyones army was fully painted to golden demon standards.

Granted, but then everyone would be just like you, in looks and personality.

I wish that I would be the most handsome person in the world :3

Granted. Everyone just got a bit uglier.

I wish I knew what GW is thinking.

Granted, but the unthinking stupidity and mindless buisness plan drive you mad. You are reduced to a quivering wreck drooling something about "raising the prices on finecast to attract more hobbiests"

I wish I was in Edinburgh.

Granted. You are in Edinburgh. No one notices.

I wish the game store was closer to where I live.

Granted, you now live inside the game store.

I wish I didn't have to learn a foreign language for school.

Granted, but you cannot communicate with anyone, as you only know the grunts and squeaks used by our earliest ancestors.

I wish for a small amount of cheese.

Granted. You find it in the mousetrap under the sink.

I wish my local shop stocked forgeworld.

Granted, but they'll only carry Minotaurs accessories and such products you'd have no need for

I wish I had 65$ on paypal to buy something with

Granted, but the item is sold just as you get the money.

I wish there were no apocalypse predictions.

Granted. It already happened and you are the sole survivor.
I wish work was more fun.