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2011/09/06 05:09:27
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
granted,it instantly dries when air touches it. good luck painting anything.
i wish for the emperor to die and all his subjects to grow a a brain and realizes its for the best.
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
2011/09/06 10:02:19
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
Granted your standard day is now calculated on the lunar rotation..... your "day" is now 708.72 hours long.... enjoy.
I wish I could find the two minis that have gone missing from my army case.
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
Granted... It turns out you accidentally swallowed them. You can either wait for them to come out the normal way, or have an operation.
I wish I had a functional thunder hammer and an energy source for it.
idolator wrote:That Nob is carrying a big honking gun that happens to have two barrels. You could call it a twin-linked shoota if you want, you could also call it Susan.
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
granted,but its what your doing in the universe as a whole. you cant stand the truth and commit suicide.
i wish i could stand said truth without killing myself.
Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
2011/09/07 14:00:34
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
Granted, but since it is utterly uninteresting, you look for something else to occupy your mind.
I wish my weekend fell on an actual weekend.
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
Granted. However, as what used to be your weekend is taken away from where it used to be your weekend, it is no longer a weekend, and thus it cannot be placed where you want your weekend since only weekends can be placed where you want your weekend, and now you have no weekends at all, only something which was formerly a weekend but was not. Got it?
I wish there was no problems with my teeth.
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idolator wrote:That Nob is carrying a big honking gun that happens to have two barrels. You could call it a twin-linked shoota if you want, you could also call it Susan.
Granted... they all just fall out... no teeth... no problem.
I wish I knew what I want for supper.
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
Granted, but by wishing for more weekends you actually force the Earth to create more days. Infact we now have 742 days in our year. We have 14 day weeks, which there in gives us 12 day work weeks, but you get 53 weekends every year instead of our standard 52. 1 year's time is now more than double what it was...all because you wanted more weekends.
I wish I didn't have to work this evening so I could just play Space Marines on my xbox 360.
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DR:80+S+G+M-B++IPw40k99#+D++A++/cWD263R+++T(T)DM++ WH40k: Eldar Craftworld Altansar; Cabal of the Twisted Heart Dark Eldar; Raven Guard Space Marines
WHFB: Dwarfs
NECROMUNDA: House Cawdor; House Orlock
2011/09/09 19:49:12
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
Granted, you decid not to work and get an F in class.
I wish for them to make a GOOD world War Z movie.
the one right now had running zombies. what. Max Brooks SAID, that zombies lack the motor control to even climb stairs! also, its about multiple accounts!
"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary
2011/09/09 20:39:02
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
Granted.... but it bombs with the test audience so they change it to give it more general appeal...... and it actually sucks more.
I wish Deadliest Warrior would take on "fantasy creatures" more often, like the up coming Vampires vs Zombies episode.
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
granted. but the vampire and the join forces and attack the crew. no more show.
"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary
2011/09/13 11:26:15
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
Granted, but you soon discover that it is being made as "Finecast" and decide to spend the money on something really special...... like dinner and a movie with a significant other.
I wish I had more energy to paint.
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
Granted, but that energy comes from a coal burning power plant and the Obama administration has targeted them and promised to make their operations cost prohibited. Enjoy your next electric bill.
I wish I had more Skaven in my army.
2011/09/13 16:49:34
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
Breotan wrote:Granted, but that energy comes from a coal burning power plant and the Obama administration has targeted them and promised to make their operations cost prohibited. Enjoy your next electric bill.
Why am I reminded of this scene......
Breotan wrote:I wish I had more Skaven in my army.
Granted.... you now have more Skaven.... but for some reason they are in your Wood Elf army....
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
I wish to be the greatest troll with no repercussions!(And since I said, "with NO repercussions", that means you can't make my wish turn against me, because that is my wish to have nothing bad happen. See, I'm already on my way.)
Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
Armies
- Choppygutz' Warband - Space Marines (inactive)
2012/01/02 07:30:25
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
Granted, but it would be so perfect that God would start playing it and then the world would become Satans playground, since God has no interest on watching over it due to the game.
g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f 
. But in the mean time, poke the eggs...