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Made in np
Clousseau






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Granted. it becomes so popular that Cthulu comes out of the ocean and shakes your hand-whooops he crushed you with his finger.

I wish that...

"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary  
   
Made in au
Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought




Wollongong, Australia

Wish granted but then Cthulhu kills you in real life.
I wish Matt Ward dies of Natural Causes in the next week.

 
   
Made in us
Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator





Dragons, man. DRAGONS.

Granted. You take his place, and realize how much you LOVE ULTRAMARINES AND GREY KNIGHTS.

I wish wars not make one great.




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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
 
   
Made in ca
Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Lost in my disturbing mind...

Granted. But genocide does.
I wish that genocide didn't make one great.

Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen



Armies
- Choppygutz' Warband
- Space Marines (inactive)  
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Granted, but now committing heinous war crimes does.

I wish heinous war crimes didn't make one great.

Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points  
   
Made in us
Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator





Dragons, man. DRAGONS.

Granted, now Frosted Flakes make you great.
I wish for blue shoe laces.




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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Granted. The blue shoelaces are venomous snakes. Yikes.

I wish for all trolls to go away.

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. The grammar nazis chase them off.

I wish the flooding had not happened.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in ca
Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Lost in my disturbing mind...

Granted. But The Flood happens, and you are one of the guys who gets mutated. 0.o

I wish for EPIC TECHNO RAVEING TO BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen



Armies
- Choppygutz' Warband
- Space Marines (inactive)  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. It begins. Somewhere you are not.

I wish the telephone pole had fallen somewhere else.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted.... it fell on to something that creates even more inconvience for you.

I wish reality tv would go away.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in ca
Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Lost in my disturbing mind...

Granted. But the cast of Jersey Shore, now out on the streets, moves in with you and continues to do all of those shenanigans that we all hate them for.

I also wish realty TV would go away.

Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen



Armies
- Choppygutz' Warband
- Space Marines (inactive)  
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted... but it is replaced with The Farm Report. you die of boredom.

I wish for some real rain fall in Oklahoma.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in us
Boosting Space Marine Biker





Berks County - Pennsylvania - USA

Wish granted, Oklahoma was blessed with 186 days of rainfall...the state is now a giant lake.

I wish my air matress didn't have a hole in it.

DR:80+S+G+M-B++IPw40k99#+D++A++/cWD263R+++T(T)DM++
WH40k: Eldar Craftworld Altansar; Cabal of the Twisted Heart Dark Eldar; Raven Guard Space Marines
WHFB: Dwarfs
NECROMUNDA: House Cawdor; House Orlock
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. Your air matress now has a great big rip in it instead.

I wish that Circus Tents were as light as they look.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in ca
Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'





Lost in my disturbing mind...

Granted, But they fly away.
I wish that- //404 ERROR WISH NOT FOUND//

Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen



Armies
- Choppygutz' Warband
- Space Marines (inactive)  
   
Made in gb
Lieutenant Colonel





Somewhere in warp space

Granted, -----------------. (The computer just died)
I wish that Games Workshop wasn't so expensive.

Black Consuls 1750pts
High Elves 1500pts
Imperial Guard 1000pts
Inquisitorial Allies WIP
Vampire Counts WIP

Creator of the First Piston and Sticky Piston on Dakka Minecraft!

Darkstorm Gaming - A Forum Dedicated To Roleplaying. JOIN TODAY! 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Granted, but now it's so cheap that all the rabble and riff-raff start playing.

I wish Sorscha's Hammerscythe wasn't so bent.

Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points  
   
Made in us
Phanobi




oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....

granted,now its a hammersword.

i wish for some epic meal tonight.

Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
 
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted, you get a meal of Ramen... in epic scale.

I wish Microsoft made something that doesn't suck.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. Microsoft now makes vacuume cleaners.

I wish for a few days of good weather so I can finish painting.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted... you get 4 days of good weather.... followed by 40 days of the worst weather imaginable.

I wish College football would not start the season with "sure win" games.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Granted, now it starts with "sure loss" games.

I wish it was cold and foggy all summer long.

Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points  
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Granted. During the winter, spring, and summer, however, it is a constant 100 degrees. Everything goes to gak, and we all die.

I wish for my Thunderwolves to come.

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. Now you have a mess to clean up in your carrying case.

I wish for Big Pumpkins.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Granted, but they're rotten and fall apart when you touch them.

I wish whoever designed the lid for Starbucks coffee cups would burn in a flaming pile of poop.

Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points  
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted, they die a flaming stinky death... but the lids continue to be made.

I wish I had some hotdog buns to go with the hotdogs I have.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You have hotdog buns. But not nearly enough dogs to fill them all.
I wish my pumpkins were not rotten.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Granted, now they're on fire.

I wish I didn't have to go to school early tomorrow.

Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points  
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You have to go to work instead now.

I wish this paint would dry faster.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
 
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