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2011/08/24 09:11:12
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Krazed Killa Kan
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helgrenze wrote:
I wish I had time to see the movies I want to.
Granted, but you do it all Howard Hughes-style, you are now locked in a home theater rooms with all your movies, you can't get out for 3 weeks and your only sustenance is chocolate bars and pasteurised, semi-skimmed milk. There is no toilet so you have to do your business in the empty milk containers, and your only companions are a large number of carefully arranged kleenex boxes.
I wish I had four stomachs
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DR:80S---G+MB---I+Pw40k08#+D+A+/fWD???R+T(M)DM+
My P&M Log: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/433120.page
 Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
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2011/08/24 12:57:03
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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too easy....
Granted.. you are now a cow..... and the farmer has cold hands.
I wish SoB players could be happy.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/25 07:01:45
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted. Now GK players are angry.
I wish Bel Canto wasn't such a horrible book.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/08/25 07:06:00
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Lieutenant Colonel
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Granted. It isn't but you have to spend the rest of your life reading it, over and over again.
I wish my desk was tidier.
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2011/08/25 07:14:38
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Your desk is spotless. Now you can't find anything.
I wish my desk was bigger.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2011/08/25 07:15:16
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but your room grows messier to compensate.
I wish I had a perfectly cast FW Warhound Titan.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/08/25 07:24:16
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Wish granted but it's nefed so bad that Grots can kill it.
I wish for some Butter Chicken.
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2011/08/25 12:12:07
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,you get the best buttered chicken in the would,but its from over here so its all m0ldy when you get it.
i wish for no school.
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/25 16:49:34
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
Castle Black
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ok no school. now thers just forced labour camps instead
i wish for annother flapjack
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/25 16:50:23
 FOR RUSS AND THE ALLFATHER
 3500 pts (100% painted)
 2000 pts (70% painted)
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2011/08/26 04:00:43
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted, but you are out of syrup.... and jam.. and butter... and honey...
I wish I had some ice cold beer.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/26 09:23:03
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You have a whole keg of Iron City Light.
I wish that folks who produce crap beer would just quit.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2011/08/26 10:08:30
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Wish Granted but now they make bad Warhammer codexs that make Matt Ward's Codexes look good.
I wish for some Space Beer.
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2011/08/26 13:56:07
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Nasty Nob
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Granted. It is very angry and slashes your head off. Oh, did you say beer? I thought you said bear. Sorry, my bad.
I wish I could sell the models, that I don't feel I need, at a reasonable price.
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2011/08/26 20:23:46
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Mekboy Hammerin' Somethin'
Lost in my disturbing mind...
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(Me too) Granted. But you realize that you need them.
I wish that people weren't so forgetful...
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Wins: Six
Ties: One or two
Loses: More than a dozen
  
Armies
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2011/08/26 21:50:29
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted.. wait what was it you wanted?
I wish they wouldn't make such bad shark attack movies.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/26 23:41:57
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,they all make great one...that end up being bad because there boring and nothing new.
i wish crap didnt smell so bad.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/27 04:38:21
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted.... Your sense of smell is removed. You can no longer smell anything.
I wish more people would join this thread.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/27 05:00:14
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but so many people join that you can't properly post a response without being Ninja'd.
I wish I could write essays better.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/08/27 06:53:07
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted, you become a premere essayist... however it now takes you so long to say anything that people lose interest in what you want to say.
I wish record companies would stop trying to control what people listen to.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/27 09:20:14
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Record companies will now record and sell any old gak at all. It's impossible to find the good stuff amongst all the crap.
I wish this Hurricane blows itself out.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2011/08/27 18:05:34
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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snurl wrote:Granted. Record companies will now record and sell any old gak at all. It's impossible to find the good stuff amongst all the crap.
Problem is ...they already do.
I wish this Hurricane blows itself out.
Granted..... it wastes all its energy flattening your house, then dissapates.
I wish for some nice hot pizza to be delivered to me by a sexy woman.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/27 18:09:10
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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Granted, the pizza is hot, the woman is sexy, you **** her, but she was infected with the Z-germ. you have 20 hours to live. and then all of eternity to un-live. provided some army grunt does not shoot you at Yonkers...
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/08/27 18:34:37
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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I wish for the girl who I am interested in emotionally to ask me out on a date.
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2011/08/27 18:36:29
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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Granted, but Zack invades your place-of-dates and they eat you alive. your date is also set upon by the Gs.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/08/27 18:37:47
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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I wish astartes would of not made a telepathic wish.
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2011/08/27 18:43:53
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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wish granted, I did not.
I wish that TCB was a more popular forum.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/08/27 18:52:09
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Rampaging Khorne Dreadnought
Wollongong, Australia
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Wish granted but now it is full of trolls.
I wish GW would lower their prices without going Bakrupt.
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2011/08/27 18:54:13
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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Granted, they do not go 'bakrupt' they go bankrupt
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/08/27 18:56:53
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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and I wish to not be so sleepy.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/08/27 19:00:23
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but now you're so alert that you can never fall asleep.
I wish I had more ideas for my Cthulhu RP.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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Black Consuls 1750pts
High Elves 1500pts
Imperial Guard 1000pts
Inquisitorial Allies WIP
Creator of the First Piston and Sticky Piston on Dakka Minecraft!