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2011/08/22 02:28:41
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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granted. it does not.
I wish for moar dakka.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
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2011/08/22 02:33:42
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted. Legoburner updates the site and it become so awesome every other site closes and all the TFGs from those site come here and ruin it.
I wish for less work more money.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/22 02:37:37
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
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Granted, you are now jobless but your entire family died, leaving you with the inheritance.
I wish for this wish to not be granted.
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2011/08/22 02:38:33
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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granted. you are fired from your job and find a penny on the street.
I wish for...better Spongebob episodes. the new ones are crap.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/08/22 02:43:38
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
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ineptus astartes wrote:granted. you are fired from your job and find a penny on the street.
I wish for...better Spongebob episodes. the new ones are crap.
I ninja'd you.
Granted, but Spongebob is now rated -CENSORED BY THE INQUISITION- and nobody is allowed to watch it.
I wish for this wish to not be granted.
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2011/08/22 02:45:23
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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yes. I wish for a jaw that could go like this:  (I wonder what content the new Spongebob episodes are full of?)
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/22 02:46:18
"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
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2011/08/22 02:45:49
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but someone grants your other wish.
I wish I could speak Latin.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/08/22 02:47:34
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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Granted. but only the badly-mangled latin of 'the wizarding world'
I wish for a comb jellyfish.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/08/22 02:51:56
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted.it shocks you.
i wish to be able to write better.
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/22 02:54:31
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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(Comb jellyfish do not have stingers)
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/08/22 02:54:53
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
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lord commissar klimino wrote:granted.it shocks you.
i wish to be able to write better.
Granted. But that's all you'll be able to write from now on. "Better, better better, better better better, better?"
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2011/08/22 03:00:44
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
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I wish for a jelly doughnut.
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2011/08/22 03:01:56
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but it's laced with arsenic.
I wish I didn't have any summer homework.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/08/22 03:03:41
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
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coolyo294 wrote:Granted, but it's laced with arsenic.
I wish I didn't have any summer homework.
Wish granted without being ruined in any way, shape, or form.
I wish for this wish to be unwished, thus unwishing the wish to not be wished and therefore...
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2011/08/22 13:28:36
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted but it creates wormhole that turns on itself and collapses into a quantum paradox that disrupts the current universe by creating a new one...... back to square one.
I wish my unpainted figures would be painted expertly to my design by magic creatures while I am at work.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/22 14:06:55
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
Berks County - Pennsylvania - USA
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Granted, but that night while you sleep these magic creatures turn on you and drown you in thick coated layers of acrylic paints.
I wish that GW would release more Raven Guard stuff...
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2011/08/22 15:20:25
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but the rules and fluff are written by Mat Ward.
I wish I had some Coffee.
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2011/08/22 21:29:44
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted, you find a bag of whole beans and discover you lack any way to grind them or heat water.
I wish I had a ham sandwich.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/23 02:49:48
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You had a ham sandwitch. About a week ago. You dont recall what became of it.
I wish for more hardware that is actually useful.
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2011/08/23 05:04:50
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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Granted. you get military hardware. from the middle ages. like your slingshot?
I wish for my writers block to lift so I can write my WWZ RPG!
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/08/23 12:28:59
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,but you write it so sloppily it becomes a spongebob RPG.
i wish i didnt have to wake up so dang early for school!
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/23 12:46:29
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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Granted, you now have to wake up 1 minute later.
I wish mercs had more flexibility in Castles, I am just stealing all of Warmachine's Ideas.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/08/23 22:10:38
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,they are more flexible than kingdoms so no one wants to be kingdoms and the game dies.
i wish i didnt have such bad luck.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/23 22:12:54
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but you become so lucky people think you're a witch and they burn you.
I wish my braces would stop hurting.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/08/23 22:15:47
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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(oooo,yeaah...those suck...)
granted,as someone who has had them,i give you mercy so all that happens is you fart loud in class.
i wish i didnt die by a contradiction.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/23 22:55:03
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted... you are killed by a late model, blue conundrum.
I wish my knees didn't hurt so much.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/23 22:56:09
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, now your elbows hurt.
I wish I didn't have Physics first hour.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/08/23 23:36:08
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted.... you now have Phys Ed first hour and wind up too tired to concentrate on Physics.. you fail and have to take Physics in summer school.
I wish they would pull that annoying "dumb things on smart phones" commercial.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/23 23:38:48
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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(I actually like those commercials...)
Granted, but they replace it with an even stupider commercial.
I wish I had more classes with my friends.
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2011/08/23 23:46:04
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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(Coolyo... Just that one..... it irritates.)
Granted.... But you are the instructor and your friends start resenting you.
I wish I had time to see the movies I want to.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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