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2011/08/19 19:59:53
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
Castle Black
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Ok but there a 7 year old child while cutthing the grass they hurt themself while dooing it and as a result your whole nabourhood blames you for the incident and you are shunned untill it becomes too much and you move into the mountains and live out the rest of your days as a hermit
i wish i could paint realistic battle damage.
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 2000 pts (70% painted)
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2011/08/20 02:18:31
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
Sydney, Australia
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granted... but only on real life on vehicles that are already battle damaged
i wish for more salami!
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Heamonculus army - almost 500 points (more in the mail). none painted.
Wych army - in the mail
DT:90S++G++MB+IPw40k056D+A++/areWD337 R+++T(T)DM+
On Scarabs: "Cry Havoc and let slip the Evil Roombas of Death!" - Philld77
On Landraiders: "Not really a transport though so much as it is a tank with a chauffeur's license" - Nictolopy |
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2011/08/20 02:30:23
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but it's old and maggoty.
I wish more people in my area played Warmachine.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/08/20 03:43:54
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
Berks County - Pennsylvania - USA
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Wish granted! But now everyone plays warmachine and nothing else. All of your loved ones play it, all of your friends, everyone you have ever met now plays warmachine...Everyone plays it so much that they stop going to work. They also stop doing basic functions like eating and sleeping...They start dying all because of your selfish wish.
I wish I had a delicious plate of chicken wings and a cold pint of lager.
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2011/08/20 04:05:58
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but the chicken wings clog your arteries with delicious fat and you die.
I wish I had my own Juggernaut Warjack.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/08/20 04:07:28
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
Sydney, Australia
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granetd... its second hand from ebay. the previous owner slopped paint all over it. its pretty much a ball of paint with a warjack core.
i wish for a working lamp
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Heamonculus army - almost 500 points (more in the mail). none painted.
Wych army - in the mail
DT:90S++G++MB+IPw40k056D+A++/areWD337 R+++T(T)DM+
On Scarabs: "Cry Havoc and let slip the Evil Roombas of Death!" - Philld77
On Landraiders: "Not really a transport though so much as it is a tank with a chauffeur's license" - Nictolopy |
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2011/08/20 04:09:20
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but it has a bulb as powerful as the sun and you burn to death.
I wish I had my own life sized, fully functioning Juggernaut Warjack.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/08/20 04:10:14
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
Sydney, Australia
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granted... except the moment you turn it on it breaks and falls to pieces.
i wish to be heat-proof
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Heamonculus army - almost 500 points (more in the mail). none painted.
Wych army - in the mail
DT:90S++G++MB+IPw40k056D+A++/areWD337 R+++T(T)DM+
On Scarabs: "Cry Havoc and let slip the Evil Roombas of Death!" - Philld77
On Landraiders: "Not really a transport though so much as it is a tank with a chauffeur's license" - Nictolopy |
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2011/08/20 04:13:25
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but now you are super vulnerable to noises.
I wish for a suit of Brotherhood of Steel Power Armour and the training to use it.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/08/20 06:20:52
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted but it is weaponless and is painted with a pattern of concentric circles.
I wish for a solid 8 hours of sleep that leaves me awake and refreshed.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/20 08:09:53
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted, but it is while you are driving that you fall asleep.
I wish for less rules.
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2011/08/20 08:13:42
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted.besides all the death and chaos,the worlds a better place.
i wish for immorality!
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/20 09:50:37
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
Sydney, Australia
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granted... you steal a packet of gum. you get sent to prison for life.
i wish that the harry potter movies were as good sa the books.
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Heamonculus army - almost 500 points (more in the mail). none painted.
Wych army - in the mail
DT:90S++G++MB+IPw40k056D+A++/areWD337 R+++T(T)DM+
On Scarabs: "Cry Havoc and let slip the Evil Roombas of Death!" - Philld77
On Landraiders: "Not really a transport though so much as it is a tank with a chauffeur's license" - Nictolopy |
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2011/08/20 14:43:42
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but now the movies are better then the books.
I wish the new Sherlock Holmes movie was on Netflix.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/08/21 00:05:24
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
In a hole in New Zealand with internet access
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Granted. You then watch it to find that every head in the movie has been edited to be an ork face. Wahhh!
I wish for a search party
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2011/08/21 00:16:12
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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(That would be pretty awesome, IMO)
Granted, but the search party is made up of children with ADD.
I wish dead fish would stop washing up on the beach.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/08/21 00:22:27
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
In a hole in New Zealand with internet access
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Granted. they only fall out of the sky now.
I wish for some milk for my breakfast.
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2011/08/21 00:23:27
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted. its old and sour though.
i wish for full control in my life.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/21 00:24:55
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but it's only the illusion of control.
I wish there was no more bigotry and homophobia in the world.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/08/21 00:31:06
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,but the world becomes worse and falls into a pit of evil. thanks,you screw us all. 
i wish for abortion to be 100% illegal and considered murder.
(since your playing the politics card,i will. )
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/21 02:42:52
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
Sydney, Australia
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granted... the population booms and the human race quickly dies out from lack of resources
i wish i had halo: reach
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Heamonculus army - almost 500 points (more in the mail). none painted.
Wych army - in the mail
DT:90S++G++MB+IPw40k056D+A++/areWD337 R+++T(T)DM+
On Scarabs: "Cry Havoc and let slip the Evil Roombas of Death!" - Philld77
On Landraiders: "Not really a transport though so much as it is a tank with a chauffeur's license" - Nictolopy |
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2011/08/21 02:45:06
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but the disk is scratched and you can't play.
I wish my sister would stop using my Minecraft account.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/08/21 10:56:13
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. She feths it so bad that neither of you can use it now.
I wish for more sucessful days like yesterday was.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2011/08/21 13:52:19
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,but theirs only 2 more in you life.the rest suck.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/22 02:10:32
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted.. you wished for nothing and that is what you get... In abundance!
I wish for rock & roll, porn, and a motorbike.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/22 02:10:50
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/22 02:12:27
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,but they all are as one and..oh,wait,that would be epic....
i wish...for more epic.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/22 02:17:15
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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Granted, a warhound titan steps on you.
I wish for...fog.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
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2011/08/22 02:24:10
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but there is an axe murderer hiding in the fog and he kills you.
I wish I could download Old World Blues.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/08/22 02:25:37
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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Granted. but it is actually Blue's Clues.
I wish for Tactical Dreadnaught Armor.
And everything needed to wear it and control it.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
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2011/08/22 02:26:09
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted.all around the world,a fog so thick you cant see an inch appears...forever. were doomed.
i wish this:
never existed.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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