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2011/08/16 15:11:20
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Willing Inquisitorial Excruciator
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Granted. You are recruited into the Army for your attention span and quickly die of an Aneurism.
I wish that this wish would be a wish that could wish for wishes being wishes for wished wishes.
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MrDwhitey wrote:My 40k group drove a tank through an Orphanage. I felt it was a charitable cause.
purplefood wrote:I saw a tree eat a man once... after it cooked him with lightning... damn man eating lightning trees...
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2011/08/17 05:14:21
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
Berks County - Pennsylvania - USA
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Granted, But you immediately go insane and are forced into a mental health facility for the rest of your days because you can't comprehend which wish, wished for which wishes, thusly making whichever wishes that were initially wished for unwished or wished for. You eventually grow old and die there.
I wish I had the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away...with mind bullets...thats telekinesis.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/08/17 05:17:02
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2011/08/17 09:25:32
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
Sydney, Australia
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granted...however you can only do it once.
i wish i didn't have to participate in school sports.
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Heamonculus army - almost 500 points (more in the mail). none painted.
Wych army - in the mail
DT:90S++G++MB+IPw40k056D+A++/areWD337 R+++T(T)DM+
On Scarabs: "Cry Havoc and let slip the Evil Roombas of Death!" - Philld77
On Landraiders: "Not really a transport though so much as it is a tank with a chauffeur's license" - Nictolopy |
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2011/08/17 10:53:14
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
Castle Black
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OK but now you have to participate in professional sports.
Everyone is ten times the size of you and due to fear of being crushed beneath the weight of the opposing team you wet yourself on national T.V.
I wsih fore a Betterer speil cheque.
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2011/08/17 12:34:24
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You have a fine spellchecker. But your head hurts when you use it too much.
I wish my cat could talk.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2011/08/17 13:05:29
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted but it only speak in Mandarin and in riddles.
I wish my dog could let herself out.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/17 16:50:07
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but she runs away and you never see her again.
I wish my Dachshund would stop crapping in my room.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/08/17 21:10:18
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted.... but it continues to pee on your bed.
I wish for some good news.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/17 22:23:44
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but you hear that a global nuclear war just started right after you hear the good news.
I wish my sister would stop taking my laptop.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/08/18 01:43:45
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted.... She takes your laptop one last time and never gives it back when she moves to Florida.
I wish I to have a new LEDhd TV.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/18 02:32:35
Subject: Re:The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You get your LEDhdTV. The screen size is 25mm x 15mm.
I wish I could speak mandarin.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2011/08/18 02:33:40
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but you can only speak insults and swear words.
I wish someone would hurry up and translate Strike Witches 2 into English.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/08/18 02:58:36
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Boosting Space Marine Biker
Berks County - Pennsylvania - USA
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Granted, it has been translated into English, but during its translation everyone smoked pcp and inhaled helium so they sound ridiculous and none of the story makes any God damn sense.
I wish that the USA network would play White Collar on Tuesday nights at 9pm and then again on Wednesday nights at 11pm.
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2011/08/18 05:55:08
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted, but they are not the same episode... nor are they in order.
I wish they would remake some bad 70s/80s movies.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/18 08:21:28
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
Sydney, Australia
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granted... the only change is that they make the graphics WORSE!
i wish for more time...
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Heamonculus army - almost 500 points (more in the mail). none painted.
Wych army - in the mail
DT:90S++G++MB+IPw40k056D+A++/areWD337 R+++T(T)DM+
On Scarabs: "Cry Havoc and let slip the Evil Roombas of Death!" - Philld77
On Landraiders: "Not really a transport though so much as it is a tank with a chauffeur's license" - Nictolopy |
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2011/08/18 08:42:32
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted.... you have one additional second.
I wish for some decent sea food.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/18 11:26:32
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Plummeting Black Templar Thunderhawk Pilot
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Granted. Trouble is its a giant octopus and its not dead, its also got a taste for human flesh.
I wish someone would buy my ork Army
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2011/08/18 16:36:24
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted.... and they pay you a drcent price too..... and pay you in completely worthless counterfit Texas Redbacks.
I wish I could be in West Virginia this weekend.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/18 21:41:48
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
Castle Black
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OK but north Korea decides to nuke west Virginia.
i wish for a golden labrador
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FOR RUSS AND THE ALLFATHER
3500 pts (100% painted)
2000 pts (70% painted)
1000 pts (50% painted) |
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2011/08/18 21:52:21
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but it runs away immediately.
I wish that it was winter.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/08/18 22:18:23
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
Castle Black
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OK BUT ITS A FENRISIAN WINTER AND WE ALL DIE OF THE COLD
I WISH I WERE A SPACE WOLF
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FOR RUSS AND THE ALLFATHER
3500 pts (100% painted)
2000 pts (70% painted)
1000 pts (50% painted) |
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2011/08/18 22:46:27
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted, but you have a Plasma gun..... and a target.
I wish they wouldn't remake Bladerunner.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/19 07:16:53
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
Sydney, Australia
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granted... they make an almost exact replica and call it blade flyer
i wish to be immortal, so that i can choose where and when i die!
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Heamonculus army - almost 500 points (more in the mail). none painted.
Wych army - in the mail
DT:90S++G++MB+IPw40k056D+A++/areWD337 R+++T(T)DM+
On Scarabs: "Cry Havoc and let slip the Evil Roombas of Death!" - Philld77
On Landraiders: "Not really a transport though so much as it is a tank with a chauffeur's license" - Nictolopy |
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2011/08/19 08:09:27
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Krazed Killa Kan
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Sabet wrote:granted... they make an almost exact replica and call it blade flyer
i wish to be immortal, so that i can choose where and when i die!
You are now immortal, and can choose where and when you die, however you are immortal, so cannot die!
I wish I had the ability to turn water into delicious coffee (at will, not a king-midas-style thing)
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DR:80S---G+MB---I+Pw40k08#+D+A+/fWD???R+T(M)DM+
My P&M Log: http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/433120.page
 Atma01 wrote:
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
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2011/08/19 08:16:04
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
Sydney, Australia
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granted... it tastes horrible
i wish i could live for as long as i want
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Heamonculus army - almost 500 points (more in the mail). none painted.
Wych army - in the mail
DT:90S++G++MB+IPw40k056D+A++/areWD337 R+++T(T)DM+
On Scarabs: "Cry Havoc and let slip the Evil Roombas of Death!" - Philld77
On Landraiders: "Not really a transport though so much as it is a tank with a chauffeur's license" - Nictolopy |
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2011/08/19 10:50:04
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
Castle Black
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Ok but you come over with a severe case of depression and no longer wish to live
i wish i rolled a six
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/19 10:50:33
FOR RUSS AND THE ALLFATHER
3500 pts (100% painted)
2000 pts (70% painted)
1000 pts (50% painted) |
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2011/08/19 12:10:23
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Twisted Trueborn with Blaster
Sydney, Australia
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granted.. in fact you roll two of them. except your not actually playing a game against anyone, just rolling dice against yourself to see a unit's effectiveness. that roll was for their morale check. you failed spectacularly!
i wish that the people downstairs would be quiet so i could sleep
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Heamonculus army - almost 500 points (more in the mail). none painted.
Wych army - in the mail
DT:90S++G++MB+IPw40k056D+A++/areWD337 R+++T(T)DM+
On Scarabs: "Cry Havoc and let slip the Evil Roombas of Death!" - Philld77
On Landraiders: "Not really a transport though so much as it is a tank with a chauffeur's license" - Nictolopy |
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2011/08/19 13:59:39
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Speedy Swiftclaw Biker
Castle Black
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ok you can sleep...... but only for five seconds and then the people upstairs start making noise.
I wish for ultimate win
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FOR RUSS AND THE ALLFATHER
3500 pts (100% painted)
2000 pts (70% painted)
1000 pts (50% painted) |
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2011/08/19 15:42:40
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Granted, but right before you achieve the Ultimate Win you experience the Ultimate Loss.
I wish I had a Coffee maker in every room of my house.
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Iron Warriors 442nd Grand Battalion: 10k points |
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2011/08/19 15:47:16
Subject: The "Genie" Game. A Q&A chain game. Always Open
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted.. you now live with a half dozen Starbucks Baristas..... All male.... with personal space issues.
I wish some-one else would cut the lawn for free.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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