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**snurl**

Granted. You just spewed a whole lotta goonnnk all over your keyboard, which shorts renders it useless.

I wish for more fiberglass resin.

**helgrenze**

Granted... but it was used to repair the left front quarter panel of an old Corvette.

I wish gas prices would come down.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted.
But food prices go up and you starve.
I wish for a Warhammer 40'000 TV show that would stay true to the fluff and ultra-violent nature of 40k.

**snurl**

Granted. But parents, teachers, and clergy are all outraged and the show is censored off the air. GW's reputation never recovers from the backlash and protesting and the company goes belly up.

I wish for an auto-leveling lightweight ladder.

**helgrenze**

Granted.... It becomes perfectly level..... When laying on the ground.

I wish my roomies would clean their room regularly.

**snurl**

Granted. Your roomies are a couple of middle aged school teachers and they keep their rooms spotless and springtime fresh. Thet bitch about your room a lot.

I wish for a bigger air compressor that still fits where the old one did.

**HellsGuardian316**

Granted, your Bigger Air Compressor fits perfectly, sadly it's so powerful that even its lowest setting blows apart anything you try to inflate.

I wish I had the energy to paint all my miniatures instead of leaving entire armies base coated black.

**helgrenze**

Granted, you have plenty of enegry to paint, but lose interest in doing so. You start playing a marathon of Call of Duty and nearly die from DVT.

I wish I had some milk for the butt ton of cereal we have in the house.

**snurl**

Granted. You got milk but it expired last week.

I wish this was easier.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But it becomes un-amusing and will forever be known as the worst thread on Dakka.

I wish that GW didnt go belly up.

**helgrenze**

Granted... They don't but get bought out by hasbro and they start including Magic style cards for everything.

I wish the realtor would reschedule.

**snurl**

Granted. The realtor reschedules but doesn't tell you about it.

I wish for no rain this weekend.

**Sabet**

granted... it hails instead.

i wish for $1 million australian dollars. and to recieve it legally.

**helgrenze**

Granted.... Congrats, you have just won $1 million dollars Australian..... in canadian pennies..... that will be shipped C.O.D.

I wish for a new Wil Wheaton tv show.

**huntho21**

Ok but its terrible.

i wish for a perfect laptop.... with an injtel xenon processor and a terrabite of Ram just for fun.

**helgrenze**

Granted..... But you can only connect to the internet via dial-up, at the slowest possible speed.

I wish work did not suck.

**huntho21**

Granted your job does not suck it is the best job ever. However, as a result a huge wave of immagrants come to your country hoping to get a job like yours. You are eventualy repaced by an immigrant due to the fact that they will work for longer and less.

I wish for super fast broadband to go with my ultimate laptop

**Ledabot**

Granted, but you move to China, now everything is blocked!

I wish for a pair of scissors

**helgrenze**

Granted, but in your ensuing joy, you make the fatal error of running with them.......

I wish I could get motivated to finish painting my army.

**Skycrawler**

Granted....but when you finish and jump up in your triumph you knock over the paints and ruin them.

I wish i had a Mosin-Nagant M1890/30 rifle.

**snurl**

Granted. You get your Bear rifle but it has been buried in the mud since some conscript dropped it in 1944.

I wish for a completely restored authentic Tiger tank.

**helgrenze**

Granted.... the person that restored it drives the tank through yous livingroom wall and it in your kitchen.

I wish I had some rum.

**Sabet**

granted... it takes like piss. in fact, its actually piss laced with minute amounts of rum,

i wish i could go home and play on my xbox.

**snurl**

Granted. You play on your xbox until you fall off and break it.

I wish it would stop raining so I could finish painting the crypt.

**huntho21**

OK but it starts hailing. the hail is the size of beach balls and your house is destroyed.

i wish for the next angry birds update.

**helgrenze**

Granted... but it is a new mini game only available to WOW paid accounts.

I wish I were a Viking.

**snurl**

Granted. You were a viking. But you were unemployed and had to find other work.

I wish for a new WHFB skirmish game.

**helgrenze**

Granted.... however it is based on the show Deadliest Warrior and you have to play out each scenario 100 times before a winner is decided.

I wish I had some old style Rhinos.

**HellsGuardian316**

Granted, but they are MY Rhino's and painted badly.

I wish that girls who think I'm "cute" weren't old enough to be my Grandma but more my own age.

**Leigen_Zero**

HellsGuardian316 wrote:Granted, but they are MY Rhino's and painted badly.

I wish that girls who think I'm "cute" weren't old enough to be my Grandma but more my own age.

Granted, but rather than making the girls younger, you have been so now you are a similar age to them. All your pale, wrinkled, flaccid old man genitalia is good for now is causing discomfort when urinating due to a prostrate complaint and getting caught in the fly of your ridiculously high-waisted trousers (we're talking up to the nipples high here)

I wish I was somehow able to improve my concentration span and stop looking like a complete slacker in work!