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2011/08/07 13:36:13
Subject: The Genie Game
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Ferocious Blood Claw
Pottstown, PA
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Granted, your local home improvement store is having a sale on cheap paint rollers. You buy so many that you expend all of your funds, forgetting to buy the paint. Not only that, but since these are cheap rollers you are using the fluffy crap all over them starts to shed off and become airborne. You begin to unknowingly breath these airborne particles of fluffy air into your lungs killing you painfully over the next week. the only up side is that when they do the autopsy on your body they find your lungs to be plush and huggable, creating the newest child plush sensation, My Lil Lungy.
I wish i could produce my art full time and make a living out of it.
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2011/08/07 13:43:17
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,but its all you can do.all the time.so you,of course,die from lack of food...and water...and sleep.
i wish for a lil lungy.
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 Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f  g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/07 23:38:29
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Your LilLungy was produced in China using toxic materials. You cling to it even in death, unaware of its gentle poison.
I wish this paint would dry faster.
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2011/08/07 23:40:41
Subject: The Genie Game
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted.... It dries on the brush.
I wish I could get a true Philly Cheesesteak in Oklahoma.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/07 23:52:16
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. The Reading Terminal Market ships one direct to you. But it is cold.
I wish there were not quite so many spiders and hornets in here.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2011/08/08 00:10:18
Subject: The Genie Game
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Granted but they nested and a new hive started.
I wish for a pancake tower.
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2011/08/08 00:38:54
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,its super big....wait,uh oh,it fell over on you and crushed you to death...wow,thats alot of pancakes...
i wish to not be dead....
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/08 00:41:24
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted.... You are reborn and have to go through puberty and school all over again.
I wish I didn't have to work tonight.
snurl wrote:Granted. The Reading Terminal Market ships one direct to you. But it is cold.
I wish there were not quite so many spiders and hornets in here.
Hey cold and good is better than hot and bad.
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/08/08 00:43:17
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/08 02:20:58
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You had to work last night and didnt show up thinking it was supposed to be tonight. You are in a heap of trouble.
I wish someone would design a better fixture for flourescent tubes.
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2011/08/08 03:28:59
Subject: The Genie Game
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Granted but in the process they destroyed all the flourescent lightbulbs in the world on practice tests.
I wish for the world to be 100% eco-friendly.
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2011/08/08 04:24:51
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted but technology falls behind because of it.
i wish for 100% better technology.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/08 06:35:36
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. All tech is 100% better, but there are no manuals or instructions anywhere.
I wish for cheap LEDs.
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2011/08/08 09:57:30
Subject: The Genie Game
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Trustworthy Shas'vre
In a hole in New Zealand with internet access
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Granted. But they only come in black.
I wish for extra broadband.
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2011/08/08 16:41:34
Subject: The Genie Game
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted.... But nothing in your house is compatable.
I wish I could get something close to 8 hours of sleep at one time.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/08 17:09:52
Subject: The Genie Game
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Granted but you fell asleep for 100 days. (you now feel well rested)
I wish for a spatula.
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2011/08/08 18:19:35
Subject: The Genie Game
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted. You get an exclusive tour of the worlds largest spatula store, the world famous Spatula City...... The near endless variety overwhelms you and you pass out hitting your head on the way down and forget why you were there.
I wish I had a hammer.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/08 18:20:01
Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2011/08/08 18:29:52
Subject: The Genie Game
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Granted but it dropped on your toe. Ouch!
I wish for a famous person to run past my house.
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2011/08/08 20:20:06
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,its the guy who plays edward in twilight...naked....
i wish to get the above image out of my head!!!!!!!!
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/08 21:34:57
Subject: The Genie Game
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Veteran Inquisitorial Tyranid Xenokiller
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Granted but since you brought it up no one can forget that image. What has been though cannot be unthought. O.o
I wish to rub my brain with soap now
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2011/08/09 02:01:46
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You expose your brain and run it through the dishwasher on the gentle cycle. You dont remember much when its done.
I wish I was better at picking out gifts for people.
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2011/08/09 02:13:38
Subject: The Genie Game
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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granted, you become Santa. ho ho ho.
I wish for darko to event space hulk.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/08/09 02:14:19
"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
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2011/08/09 02:18:04
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,but its all in cat so you cant read it.
i wish for you to stop changing your avatar so fething much...
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/09 02:22:38
Subject: The Genie Game
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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granted. it changes to an image of the guy who played edwrd in twilight, naked.
I wish to be able to freeze time.
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
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2011/08/09 02:55:29
Subject: The Genie Game
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Ferocious Blood Claw
Pottstown, PA
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Granted, you now freeze time, and by time i mean any clock that is near you stops. Time goes on as normal but you make people late and they now hate you and you no longer have any friends. Prick.
I wish for more time.
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2011/08/09 03:37:23
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted,your mind moes twice as fast as a normal humans but everything seems slow to you now and i drives you to suicide.
i wish for some tasty bacon!
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/09 03:41:15
Subject: The Genie Game
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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you get the tasty bacon.
I wish for...a nice life
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
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2011/08/09 05:17:14
Subject: Re:The Genie Game
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are a Fruit Fly. You will have the best life ever. for 24 hours, then you are toast.
I wish for less interruptions.
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2011/08/09 05:28:45
Subject: The Genie Game
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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granted, you have no human contact for the rest of your life.
I wish for why the world
(I think I just killed the thread)
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
-Avarian Pentus--Deathwatch Apothecary |
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2011/08/09 05:32:23
Subject: The Genie Game
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Phanobi
oh,you know. in a basement...cooking ponies into cupcakes....
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granted. everything questions why earth is here and then leaves.earth is now dead.
i wish for the polar caps to melt.
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Deathshead420 wrote:As your leader, I encourage you, from time to time and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so! But allow me to convince you. And I promise you, right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo … except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is – I collect your f g head. [Holds up Tanaka's head] Just like this f r here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the f g time! [Pause] I didn't think so.
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2011/08/09 05:38:35
Subject: The Genie Game
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Clousseau
http://darkspenthouse.punbb-hosting.com/index.php
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granted. big wet.
I wish for goonnnk
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"The young and foolish seek glory and recognition for their deeds, brother, the experienced and old know that recognition and medals are precisely the same worth as ork gak."
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