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**Evaelc**

Granted. there is some dodgy seedy old guy with a rake for a hand. Only then you realise you live on elms street.

**Evaelc**

Oops forgot my wish.

I wish for a sand pit

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. But,you fill it w/ water and becomes quick sand and you drowned.

I wish that Irvin Keshner didnt die.("Oh!why doe the legends die! WHY!!!")

**snurl**

Granted. He is not dead, but he has been cyrogenically frozen in a block of carbonite.

I wish that Freddy would finish cleaning up these leaves before it snows in the morning.

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

Granted. Then he kills you.

I wish more people would read and comment in my threads

**snurl**

Granted. But your threads soon fill with spam and trolls and are usually derailed before they hit page 2.

I wish it would not snow here.

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

Granted. It snows everywhere else.

I wish models were cheaper to buy

**snurl**

Granted. Models are much cheaper (like they should be). But now they are sold by the case only.

Snowing everywhere else is just fine.

I wish to spend all day painting figures tomorrow.

**Battle Brother Lucifer**

Granted. 24hrs straight painting with no stops.

I wish everything was more entertaining

**Mordoskul**

Granted, you gain the mind of a 4 year old.

I wish I had more berzerkers

**Chowderhead**

Mordoskul wrote:Granted, you gain the mind of a 4 year old.

I wish I had more berzerkers

Granted, but the Barbarians tear down your house and rape and pillage your town

I wish cheese would fall from the sky

**Evaelc**

granted. cheese falls from the sky however milk rises from the ground.

I wish that people were more like Caboose. He is a nice guy. But somewhat lacking. In brainpower.

**snurl**

Granted. Everyone is now lacking some brainpower. Chaos ensues on the roads because now there are a lot more real idiots trying to drive.

I wish for a good cigar.

**Evaelc**

close, but no cigar

I wish for a holiday.

**Mordoskul**

Granted, today becomes official "Skin Evaelc Alive Day"

I wish for a wish that was wished by another wisher in the wish town of wish state of wish reigion of wish nation of wish continent of wish hemisphere of wish world of wish star system of wish cluster of wish sector of wish galaxy of wish universe

**snurl**

Granted. You get your wish but you have no idea what you wished for or where it might be.

I wish for less bills.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

granted. but each bill costs as much as 1 million dollars. if your lucky.

I wish I could have the greatest Mandalorian costume EVAAAAR!!!!!!

**loranafaeriequeen**

wish granted, only it fits a toddler.

i wish for a cappuccino and a cookie.

**Big Mek Dattrukk**

What? a clapping chino and a wookie? you sick freak...

I wish fishes were wishes.

**loranafaeriequeen**

granted but all your wishes have swam away.
I wish I knew how to dance.

**snurl**

Granted. You are enrolled for the next 15 years in full time Ballet lessons.

I wish for more time to paint.

**loranafaeriequeen**

granted, you are able to paint...your house both inside and out.

I wish to be able to watch the tv shows I want.

**snurl**

Granted. But they are broadcast in Korean and subtitled in French.

I wish I had more time to paint miniatures.

**loranafaeriequeen**

lol, i can actually read some french so that's not that much of a problem.

granted, but you spill all your paint in the carpet and your wife makes you clean all the carpets in the house.

I wish I had more time to watch TV.

**snurl**

Granted. You have all kinds of time to watch TV. But there's nothing on but infomercials.

I wish I had not spilled my paint on the carpet.

**loranafaeriequeen**

Granted, instead you spilled paint on your wife's head.

I wish good shows were on, and not infomercials.

**snurl**

Granted. There is a lineup of the bestest Emmy nominated shows that there ever has been. And then the cable goes out.

I wish I had not spilled any paint on Mrs. Snurl's head. She would be.....angry.

**Evaelc**

Granted you spill it on the other person in bed with you which coincidentaly makes Mrs snurl still very angry as there is someone in the bed other than her and what the hell were you doin with the paint?????

I wish for a dollop of cream.

**snurl**

Granted. A crazy zombie clown bursts through your window and hits you with a dollop of cream that happens to be on top of a pie.

I wish paint dried faster.

**Mordoskul**

Granted, it dries instantly as soon as you open the can.

I wish it was'nt so fething cold.