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**Waaagh_Gonads**

Granted, enjoy your 105 F heatwave.

I wish I had wolverine's healing factor.

**loranafaeriequeen**

granted, but you've also inherited his diminutive stature. (he's only 5'3)

I wish for a new job.

**Evaelc**

Granted but its working for wolverine.

I wish that llamas were everywhere

**snurl**

Granted. Suddenly there are llamas everywhere. They cause quite a rukus in traffic and the stores and make a big mess in homes and factories.

I wish for A happy holiday for everyone.

**loranafaeriequeen**

granted, but the days following the holiday are bedlam and mayhem, for the apocalypse happens.

I wish for a good birthday.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

granted,but you have a horrible Christmas.

I wish fer Tacos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**snurl**

Granted. There is now a Taco Bell where your home used to be.

I wish it wasn't quite so cold outside.

**loranafaeriequeen**

granted a fiery comet has crashed into the earth and burnt us all to a crisp.

i wish for a good christmas as well as a good birthday.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

granted,but you go broke due to spending too much on yo dream Christmas & birthday.

I wish I had everything.

**loranafaeriequeen**

you have everything, but you have no one to share it all with. you die of a broken heart.

i wish i could go to sleep right now.

**Evaelc**

granted. you fall alseep however when you wake up you see a handsome prince charming over you. wait a second...

I wish that rihanna was assasinated. And her songs banned so that none had to listen to them ever again.

**snurl**

Granted. Rihannaa is gone but they play all her tunes on the radio as a memorial for months.

I wish my birthday was on Christmas.

Darned ninjas.

**loranafaeriequeen**

your birthday is on christmas, however everyone is so absorbed with the holiday bustle that they all forget and you are miserable.

i wish that handsome prince from the last wish looked like the blond guy from Celtic Thunder.

**snurl**

Granted. He looks just like him but talks like Donald Duck.

I wish they hadnt cancelled my shift tonight.

**loranafaeriequeen**

Granted, not only did you have to work, but you will be working double because your co-worker called in.

somehow the donald duck thing didn't bother me too badly. he doesn't need to talk much.

I wish for time to paint elves this weekend.

**snurl**

Granted. You have time to paint Elves but they wont hold still.

I wish for a cold beer.

**undivided**

Granted, enjoy your Liquid Nitrogen Beer.

I wish all models came to life whenever in a game, rules and stats all represented correctly by them.

**snurl**

Granted. They come alive and immeadiatly flee from the titan sized players.

I wish for a tasty cheeseburger.

**undivided**

Granted, however the cheeseburger was heavily loaded with artery blocking fat and cholesterol. You die tasting the best cheeseburger ever made, but die of a heart-attack immediately after taking one bite.

I wish the models in the previous wish didn't flee and believe that they are actual characters from the 40k-verse.

**Evaelc**

yes however as soon as the battle is over your CSM's decide that the foam just isn't for them and you have a full scale revolution. wait make that 1:70 scale. or something around that.

I wish that people like tau as friends.

**snurl**

Granted. Everyone likes the Tau as friends. Then they realise that the Tau are out to take over the world and beat them senseless.

I wish that my neighbors would rake leaves just one time.

**Evaelc**

Yes they rake your leaves just... this... once... Just... This once...

I wish for a bowl of noodles so that i can give it to the Tau as a peace offering. Even though we are beating them senseless.

**sluggaslugga**

Since you beat them sensless they can't accept it.

I wish for unlimited warhammers painted with my skill

**snurl**

Granted. You have unlimited Warhammers painted with your skill. You have no idea where to put them all.

I wish for my friends to find happiness.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Granted. They find happiness. but then they neclect you and you die of a broken heart.

I wish I had everything AND be able to share it.

**snurl**

Ouch.

Granted. You have everything and you are able to share it. In fact, you must, because people want their clothes and food and toothbrushes back.

I wish my heart was unbreakable.

**Chowderhead**

Granted. Your heart is tungsten Carbide. Too bad it doesn't pump blood well.

I wish Biology wasn't a class.

**loranafaeriequeen**

Granted. Biology is now instead a televised competition where you are the test subject and people take turns poking you with sharp objects.

I wish to get the job that I interviewed for.

**Evaelc**

Granted however your friend accepts the job you turned down and is now living the life as ceo of the company. meanwhile you are still sitiing in a menial office.

I wish that we had crunchy instead of smooth peanut butter.

**snurl**

Granted. You have crunchy peanut butter. You need a chisel to get it out of the jar.

I wish to have a good night at work.