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2018/05/07 14:27:01
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. Your career is just as dead as his.
I wish to be incredibly lucky
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/05/07 14:54:09
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! Your D&D character's luck is maxed out.
I wish to vacation in Bora Bora...
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2018/05/08 02:57:04
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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Granted but drugs are planted in your suitcase and you're caught while leaving. Enjoy that south Pacific prison, big boy.
When the machine overlords take over I wish for them to appoint me the overlord of North America.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2018/05/08 14:37:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, but they are terrible at understanding human biology. For years your severed feet sit in a jar in the oval office while they attempt to reestablish communication
I wish we had a full breakfast bar at work
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/05/08 14:56:01
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! It's full alright. Full of congee and gruel. Enjoi
I wish I had a Ninebot 1 S1 by Segway...
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2018/05/08 17:22:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Bloodthirsty Chaos Knight
Las Vegas, NV
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Granted but you celebrate your new ride with some cocktails and are arrested for SUI (Segway Under the Influence).
I wish I didn't get sleepy after big meals.
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What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns? |
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2018/05/11 09:33:30
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Tough-as-Nails Ork Boy
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Granted but you can't stop eating... never ever
I wish my mom where nicer
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Imperials fists 2060  Orks 1100 
Firestorm and Star Wars Armada |
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2018/05/11 14:26:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. She's incredibly nice after replacing you.
I wish I had compassion for others
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/05/11 15:05:12
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You get out of their way when they run into traffic.
I wish people could understand that sleeping in the daytime does not mean i'm free to run errands all day.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2018/05/11 15:10:32
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! They completely understand but nobody cares.
I wish I hadn't forgot my coffee at home this morning...
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2018/05/12 13:27:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You remembered you left it at home on purpose.
I wish for less rafter work.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/05/14 16:20:10
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! Rafter work has been reduced by 0.0001%
I wish my student loans were paid off...
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2018/05/14 16:27:07
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, once you get out of your mandatory term 100 year service in the space-time war.
I wish to destroy the planet and remake it in my own image! Bwahahaha!
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/05/14 17:34:40
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! But nobody likes it and it's immediately destroyed and restored to it's previous state.
I wish for my son to ace his AP exam tomorrow.
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2018/05/15 02:53:16
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But he forgets to turn it in and gets a zero.
I wish for accurate weather forecasts.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/05/15 14:27:44
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, but you lose all self-confidence and never believe in your own abilities.
I wish I had a paid vacation
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/05/15 16:09:00
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! But you are only allowed to use it once a week in 5 minute increments.
I wish Adeptus Titanicus were being released next week...
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2018/05/16 23:18:07
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! But it's only in their Pyongyang store and Kim Jong-Fatty puts them all up on Ebay with a 5000% mark-up.
I wish keeping my backyard pond free of algae wasn't such a constant pain in the ass.
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2018/05/17 14:07:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. It dries up.
I wish for more mornings like this one.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/05/17 15:04:31
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, but each one costs a year of your life
I wish it was illegal to work more than 6 hours a day
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/05/17 15:08:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! You wake up noon from now on.
I wish I had more time to paint miniatures...
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2018/05/18 13:33:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But you have only one miniature, and keep painting it over and over again.
I wish to set off some fireworks soon.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/05/21 15:02:32
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! They're all black magic snake pellets.
I wish for a wage increase...
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2018/05/21 15:34:05
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, but you are salaried now with a 60 hour minimum work week
I wish to perfectly assemble miniatures every time.
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/05/22 11:40:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You are a robotic piece of industrial assembly equipment.
I wish miniatures never went out of availability.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/05/22 19:24:34
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! They're readily available at the Chernobyl 'Atomic Anton's Miniature Super Store and Radiation Sickness Treatment Center'.
I wish I could paint like the Slayer Sword winner of this year's Warhammer Fest Golden Daemon competition. Just...DAMN!!!
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2018/05/23 13:37:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. Then you find out firsthand how long it takes to paint that way and say feth it.
I wish i could drive a devilfish to work.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2018/05/23 14:47:50
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted, but it's an amorous devilfish
I wish I could travel in time
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2018/05/23 15:05:31
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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GRANTED! But it's only ever backwards in time by 2.2 seconds.
I wish there were bowling lanes in the break room at work...
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2018/05/24 13:48:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. But they are so quiet you can hear a pin drop.
I wish for better seats.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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