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**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but you aren't allowed to sit in them.

I wish for tranqulity

**gruebot**

GRANTED! It lasts exactly 2.2 seconds.

I wish for a DeLorean DMC 12...

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! On a simple traffic stop for a burnt out tail light, police narco dogs sniff out one of John's undiscovered stashes of blow in the rear quarter panel and you're thrown in the hoosegow with your new best roomie, whose nickname is 'Luscious'.

I wish I was in Milan looking at 'The Last Supper'.

**snurl**

Granted. You are in Milan looking at a plate of lasagne.

I wish to rock!

**Lupus Mortem**

GRANTED from now on you have an unstable spine that causes you to rock back and forth uncontrollably.

I wish every clown that blasts rap from their cars is sentenced to 5 hours a day of Pink Floyd songs.

**petitflacheur**

Granted, so they chilled out and now we are at peace with everyone...

I wish for WWIII

**gruebot**

GRANTED! The whole thing takes place in your city.

I wish for breakfast tacos!

**ChargerIIC**

~~Granted. You wake up in a pool of the Britiah Queen's blood with a pistol in one hand and a chinese flag in the other. Good luck.~~
Edit: ninja'd again - did not actually mean to respond to breakfast tacos with murder.

Granted. You are also now also allergic to meat.

I wish the DakkaDakka community had 24 hours in which everyone only used respectful and well reasoned out dialog.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! Your episode of 'Fantasy Island' has begun.

I wish the Cubs would get their World Series Champion groove back.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! https://goo.gl/UDZsPS

I wish Memorial DAY were Memorial WEEK instead...

**snurl**

Granted. You have to spend the whole time putting all the little flags on ALL the graves.

I wish everyone a safe and happy Memorial day weekend.
Remember, alcohol and fireworks don't mix.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! Fireworks are NEXT holiday.

I wish illegal fireworks weren't illegal...

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, neither are the mortars your neighbors started using after googling 'Why I should join ISIS'.

I wish for a giant Burrito Al Pastor on my desk.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! Moments after you chow down, you unfortunately discover that the Al Pastor Burrito was made from a local Church Pastor named Al.

I wish for the ability to "Scanners" people at will.

**snurl**

Granted. But the feedback is a hellish headache for hours on end.

I wish trees never needed pruning.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but they now feast on the flesh of people.

I wish my car had the ability to self-repair

**gruebot**

GRANTED! But it requires a human sacrifice for each repair.

I wish I could sleep in.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! You get to sleep in...a van down by the river.

I wish I could make it down to Dallas for the opening of the Warhammer Citadel cafe.

**snurl**

Granted. You get to stand in line behind 2000 small boys named Kevin with no responsible adults to be seen within miles.

I wish to find that golden Grenadier figure.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! You find it using sonar to map out the Marianas Trench.

I wish my hot wire foam cutter hadn't broke.

**BigWaaagh**

Granted! Your hot wire foam cutter is perfectly fine...the world wide shortage of foam board leaves it sitting on a shelf collecting dust.

I wish the existence of Bigfoot would finally be either proven or disproven, for God's sake.

**ChargerIIC**

BigWaaagh wrote:
Granted! Your hot wire foam cutter is perfectly fine...the world wide shortage of foam board leaves it sitting on a shelf collecting dust.

I wish the existence of Bigfoot would finally be either proven or disproven, for God's sake.

Granted. It's disproven, but a new belief in hidden hobbit-folk of the American NorthWest takes hold with the full power of the LOTR fandom behind them.

I wish I had a cleaning service

**snurl**

Granted. Your personal cleaning service always shows up at the most embarassing times possible and leaves the job half done.

I wish for dessert.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! Enjoy your Lamprey Pie!

I wish there was an In-N-Out Burger nearby...

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. They only sell Lamprey Pie

I wish everyone else had to pay me a sales tax on any financial transaction

**snurl**

Granted. And you have to fork it all over to your boss.

I wish to cut some foam today.

**gruebot**

GRANTED! You are trapped under a mountain of foam with an Exacto knife.

I wish I were Bat Man...

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. You're equipment manager for a AAA team.

I wish there was a miniatures game for the 1978 disasterpiece Starcrash.

**snurl**

Granted. Only one copy was ever produced. It did not sell, so it was remelted into napoleonic line infantry.

I wish to find the rest of the figures I need to complete my Heritage collection.

**Lupus Mortem**

Granted. An Ebay seller in Cambodia has them and he has really bad feedback.

I wish I owned blu rays of every women's prison exploitation film ever made.