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Sly Marbo has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.

thats funny I fought Marbo the other day and he died to 6 scouts with snipers and he had the charge

Marbo once farted and chuck Norris was almost killed in the explosion

Marbo does not sleep, he waits...


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Altanis wrote:There once was a man from nantuckett, Sly Marbo found and killed this man.
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Winnah #2


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Cheese Elemental wrote:In Soviet Russia, Marbo will feth you with a rake.

Winnah #3!


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Silverthorne wrote:Sly Marbo has two speeds. Walk and Exterminatus

Winnah 4!

(though Cheese Elemental has this one overall I am afraid)

Sly Marbo is the reason the last c'tan is hiding

Sly Marbo scares the living s*it out of all the Iquisitorial Ordo's put together.

Sly Marbo can slam a revolving door.

The Boogyman wears Sly Marbo pajamas.

Sly Marbo is Darth Vader's Father.

little known fact

Commissar Yarick and Sly Marbo once had a friendly arm wrestling contest...

Sly Marbo can create a rock so heavy he can't lift it. Then he'll lift it.

marbo can sneeze with his eyes open.
marbo can kill 2 stones with one kroot.
there is no evoulution. onlt animals marbo let lives.

garret wrote:marbo can sneeze with his eyes open.

lol good one.

Sly Marbo gives out a special rule... Feel MORE Pain.

Sly Marbos balls are so massively gargantuan, they officially have their own solar system, and you are just a speck on his left nut.

Very deep part of Marbo his balls are.

Sly Marbo - Don't push him!

Abbadon stole the planet killer off the shelf in his local supermarket. When he got home and opened the box he found Marbo sitting inside.

Sly Marbo is the jungle. Welcome to the jungle.

The Emperors Champion challenged Marbo to a duel and drew his relic blade. Marbo said, "Thats not a knife," unsheathed his own, "THIS is a knife. Look it's got tassles on it and everything."

Marbo has girly tassles on his knife, but no ones been brave enough to tell him.

exterminatus are just clones af marbo.

They developed a new branch of the Inquisition specifically for Marbo - Ordo Marbo-icus

Sly Marbo killed Batman's parents.

Sly Marbo destroyed Krypton.

Sly Marbo taught Galactus everything knows.

Lightsabres are powered by Marbo's toe nail clippings.

Ever wonder what the Borg's mission is? They're fleeing Marbo.

marbo is the 5th,6th, 7th,8th,9th and 10th c'tan.
marbo can lead a horse to water and make it drink.

Sly Marbo doesn't sleep, he waits.

Oh son of a bitch, someone did that already.

God said, "let there be light", and the light was good.
Marbo said, "turn that damn light off. Don't you know there is a bloody war on."
God turned the light off, and the darkness was good.
Marbo loves the dark.

A bit of British blitz/blackout humour for you.

i heard that Marbo once sucked a blackhole through a straw.

Now that was original

If you have 5 iho sticks and Sly Marbo has 5 iho sticks, Sly Marbo has more iho sticks than you.

Sly Marbo once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Sanguinius while he was fighting Horus.

I like the second one ... I like it alot

Sly Marbo once fought Nurgle and changed him into a flower.

Sly Marbo once fought Khorne and had to give him a glass of water since Khorne had blood kicked out of his vocabulary.

is so sneaky that he make his name appear after sentences that his name appears in. Sly Marbo


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Marbo has a emperor titan as a RC toy.

Darth Vader wasn't Luke's father, sly marbo was.

When Sly Marbo falls in water he doesn't get wet. The water gets Sly Marbo. More importantly, Sly Marbo does not fall in water.


While searching online for a quicker, more efficient way to bake muffins, Sly Marbo encountered the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button on Google. Taking this as a snide remark, Sly Marbo proceeded to destroy the search engine and fourteen orphanages for good measure. Sly Marbo is the only known man to have demo charged a search engine.


Sly Marbo doesn't need to use toilet paper because **** is too scared to stick to his ass.


Santa Clause once told Sly Marbo to sit in his lap. There were no survivors.


Sly Marbo had sex with your mom, and your dad gave him a high five.


The Milkshake doesn't bring Sly Marbo to the yard.


Sly Marbo knows where in the galaxy Leman Russ is, but he won't tell because he doesn't want anyone to find the body.


Sly Marbo was intended to play Luke in Star Wars, but Sly Marbo decided that Luke was too much of a bitch.


To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Sly Marbo smoked 15 cartons of lho sticks a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes.


The Imperium once made a Sly Marbo toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.


Sly Marbo does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Sly Marbo goes killing.


Sly Marbo once made an appearance on "Emeril". When Sly said "Bam!," Emeril's head exploded and a pregnant woman in the audience gave birth. Undeterred, Sly Marbo finished the show by preparing roast Emeril with a raspberry glaze and a side of baby.

marbo once used a roundhouse kick against an ork. that roundhouse kick was so hard it kicked the ork through time and he hit adolf hitler when he took a shower

Fact: the real Sly Marbo killed a squad of 6 GKT with Grand Master on the 4th of July.

sly marbo once taught lion el'jonson a few hiding tricks, thats why we haven't found him yet.

Squats.

When Sly Marbo fails his leadership test, the entire enemy army flees.

When Sly Marbo's demo charge scatters off the board, it kills the opposing player.

the emporor may be able to walk on water but marbo can swim through land.