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The Emperor isn't on the Golden Throne, he just left a dummy there to fool Marbo.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
Catachan Devils are just the inbred offspring of Sly Marbo, because he is everyone on Catachan's father.
One means the Mechanicum truly loses their gak, and the other means the Eldar realize that Vaul is really a toaster and experience religion fail.
Techmarine Mario and Brother Adept Luigi to the rescue !
I think it is a small fraction of Jesus worshiping Christians who have psychic powers.
Join the Church of the Children of Turtle Pie <-- Second in Command of the Turtle Pie Guard -->
And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole
The Emperor quit the crusade because Sly told him too.
Sly isn't the missing Primarch. He is the Entire Missing Legion!
And whilst you're pointing and shouting at the boogeyman in the corner, you're missing the burglar coming in through the window.
Well, Duh! Because they had a giant Mining ship. If you had a giant mining ship you would drill holes in everything too, before you'd destory it with a black hole
Sly Marbo has no hair on his balls. Hair doesn't grow on steel.
Sly Marbo once went on a mission to the planet of Virgin Prime. The planet is now known simply as Prime.
Sly Marbo throws demo packs at his enemies. He then eats the shredded remains of his foes and gaks out more demo packs. The Ministorum refers to this as 'the circle of life'.
If you have five bucks, and Marbo has five bucks, Marbo has more money than you.
The sole export of Marbo is pain.
Contrary to popular belief, it is Sly Marbo, not the Catachan Devil, that is the most deadly animal on Catachan.
Sly Marbo doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths.
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Sly Marbo would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
The Leman Russ tank was originaly called the Marbo tank until Sly Marbo decided it wasn't tough enough to be associated with him. The Guard, for fear of Marbo, renamed the tank and promised to develop a weapon more fitting of his name. To date, no weapon created has been badass enough to be named after Sly Marbo.
Triggerbaby wrote:In summary, here's your lunch and ask Miss Creaver if she has aloe lotion because I have taken you to school and you have been burned.
Abadabadoobaddon wrote:I too can prove pretty much any assertion I please if I don't count all the evidence that contradicts it.
Sly Marbo never washes. Dirt is too afraid to touch him.
When MC Hammer is around, it's Hammertime. When Marbo is around, you know poor MC will never be back.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
Sly Marbo, Creed and Marneus Calgar are sat as the Golden throne, the emporer has summoned them to discuss who will take over as emporer of mankind when the throne finally packs in.
Creed speaks 'My lord! I am the most brilliant tactician in the imperial forces! I should take your place when you die', Calgar interrupts, 'NO! I am the most noble and courageous of the Space Marines! I should take your place on the golden throne!'
Marbo looks at Creed and Calgar, then he turns to the emporer and says: 'Get out of my F#####G chair..."
And that is why you hear people yelling FOR THE EMPEROR rather than FOR LOGICAL AND QUANTIFIABLE BASED DECISIONS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF THE MAJORITY!
Phototoxin wrote:Kids go in , they waste tonnes of money on marnus calgar and his landraider, the slaneshi-like GW revel at this lust and short term profit margin pleasure. Meanwhile father time and cunning lord tzeentch whisper 'our games are better AND cheaper' and then players leave for mantic and warmahordes.
daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
Valkyrie wrote:As if the whole "Chuck Norris" thing wasn't already pathetic enough, everyone's doing Sly Marbo rip-offs of it
Oh by the way, this isnt a "Sly Marbo Fact" in case you all think this is one
Get in the spirit of things. Don't be a dullard.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
Sly Marbo stole my heart. He still hasn't returned it.
People are like dice, a certain Frenchman said that. You throw yourself in the direction of your own choosing. People are free because they can do that. Everyone's circumstances are different, but no matter how small the choice, at the very least, you can throw yourself. It's not chance or fate. It's the choice you made.
hey valkyrie
how cares if you dont really like this post you dont have to read it we all find it funny, riping of chuck norris jokes
back to the post
they only reason the nids are attacking the galaxy is to stop marbo from killing them
sly marbo can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
sly marbo is the chuck norris of the 41st melliumn
Sly Marbo once challenged Calgar in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Marbo won by 5.
Marbo's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Sly Marbo.
Sly Marbo sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Sly Marbo once built a time machine so that he could kill Horus during the Heresy. He appeared on the Chaos flagship Between the Emperor and Horus, the latter who he proceeded to kill with a demo pack in the face. The Emperer is so amazed that his put into a coma and has to be put on the Golden Throne.
Sly marbo can judge a book by its cover.
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so no.
