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Sly Marbo travels through the warp unprotected.

Kid_Kyoto wrote:

Sly Marbo taught Galactus everything knows.

But not everything HE knows.

Sly Marbo once killed 20 chaos marines, a chaos sorcerer, and himself, with one demo charge.

The joys of epic scatter.

If Sly Marbo, Chuck Norris, Rambo, mr T and the Stig where on the same planet the universe would end.

Marbo once ate a tin full of nails and glass... 5 minutes later, he crapped wargear for a full Deathwing army, 3 Baneblades, 2 spare golden thrones, and a tin full of screws and sand.

vodo40k wrote:If Sly Marbo, Chuck Norris, Rambo, mr T and the Stig where on the same planet the universe would end.

Sly Marbo IS the Stig

A Necron Lord turned in its final moments to see Sly Marbo, and then it got Lynux.

Lord of battles wrote:

Kid_Kyoto wrote:

Sly Marbo taught Galactus everything knows.

But not everything HE knows.

WTF I did not write that!

Wow, pretty sure no-one remembered this threads beginnings....

The fonz smacks the record player and it starts to work.
Marbo smacked the record player and it turned into a Leman Russ battle tank.

Marbo can go faster than a drop pod and he doesn't slow like them.
Sly Marbo is the behind 4chan.

The necrons are waking up because Sly Marbo told them to get off their butts and get to work.
Sly Marbo challenged Tzeentch to a game of checkers, chess, and monopoly all stacked together. Marbo won by $371, Canadian.

Sly Marbo never has to sleep because he's afraid to dream.

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Green Blow Fly wrote:Sly Marbo never has to sleep because he's afraid to dream.

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No, Sly Marbo never has to sleep cause dream is afraid of him

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=balls_are_huge

Pretty much gives the story of Marbo's 2nd and 3rd best friends.

Karon wrote:http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=balls_are_huge

Pretty much gives the story of Marbo's 2nd and 3rd best briends.

lol

Sly Marbo took a wound once, just to see what it was like.

Marbo does not have a toughness characteristic, because he never gets hit.

Marbo has sneaked into the black library. Twice.

Khorne used to have a gold pedestal just for Marbo's skull. He has since melted it down for something more useful.

Horus made fun of marbo, now horus dun move no more.

When they do an exterminatus on a planet, its actually dropping marbo from orbit, fist out aimed to just punch the planet.

Marbo is looking for the first alien toilet to park his bricks who's first?

Duke nukem is modeled after Marbo.

My greatest Marbo game. He killed 10 dire avengers with a demo charge and 6 pathfinders, and 6 fire dragons in combat

As for other Marbo facts read my signature

Sly Marbo once had a near death experience. Death now refuses to come near him.

The reason the Dark Eldar haven't been updated is because they're too busy hiding from Sly Marbo.

Sly Marbo can outflank Creed.

He who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Sly Marbo...dies.

In the average Battle barge command room there are 1242 objects Sly Marbo could use to kill you. Including the room itself.

Sly Marbo is the reason Wally is hiding.

sly marbo once made chuck norris cry.

Sly marbo once shat blood - the blood of a thousand orks he just killed.

Sly marbo is so powerful he once killed sly marbo.

Sly marbo is a tactical geneius. he once outflanked creed.

Captain Solon wrote:Sly marbo is so powerful he once killed sly marbo.

Games workshop doesn't bring out new editions of 40k, Sly Marbo lets GW bring out new editions.

The planetkiller doesn't destroy planets, it shows them a picture of Sly Marbo.

Kharn collects skulls for Khorne. Khorne collects skulls for Sly Marbo.

The Tau are fighting for the Greater Good. The Greater Good is fighting for Sly Marbo.

Baneblades are named after Sly Marbo's wang.

The Dark Age of Technology happened because Sly Marbo wanted some peace and quiet.

The Great Crusade happened because the Emperor wanted to meet Sly Marbo, but didn't know where he was.

The Daemon Sword Drach'nyen contains not a the bound essence of a howling warp entity, but the bound essence of a warp entity howling because it's scared of meeting sly marbo.

An eye is the symbol of Horus because Sly Marbo only left him 1.

To be a man in the 41st millenium is to be one amongst untold billions. Sly Marbo told billions more and they're no longer men.

The Astronomican is Sly Marbo's night-light.

Orks wear Gork and Mork pyjamas. Gork and Mork wear Sly Marbo pyjamas.

The Orks hunger for endless warfare. Sly Marbo hungers for endless Orks.

The Adeptus Mechanicus wanted to name Terminator Armor after Sly Marbo, then realised it just wasn't tough enough.

Sly Marbo isn't behind you. You're in Sly Marbo's way.

The Catachan Devil is the deadliest animal on Catachan, because Sly Marbo is off-planet.

Sly Marbo isn't in the Imperial Guard, the Imperial Guard is around Sly Marbo.

The Black Library is full of arcane and deadly information, most of which can be found in this thread.

Sly Marbo looks at books until they tell him what he wants to know

When Sly Marbo's in the warp, the Geller Field protects daemons from *him*.

Duke Nukem Forever was canceled because Marbo sent them a C&D

A horse, a midget and Sly Marbo walk into a bar. SLY MARBO WINS THE JOKE.

Sly Marbo took my virginity.

Sly Marbo's bare hands (and other choice parts of his anatomy) are rending weapons... but they're too wussy to put that in the codex.

Sly Marbo doesn't produce sperm...he produces tiny white ninjas programmed to "Seek and Destroy"...also known as whiteSnotlings

Sly Marbo can beat all Gods of Chaos, The Emperor and his Primarchs, Khaine, all of the C'tan and the Hive Mind with a hand and without breaking a sweat.
He'd then die of laughter when challenged by CREEEEEEEEED!!!