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Exterminatus is Marbo's breath, bottled.

Marbo is the Shadow in the Warp; The tyranids are trying to get away.

Marbo can use Proxies in a tournement; if it looks and feels like a Coke can, but Marbo tells you it's a Monolith, it's a Monolith.

There once was a man from nantuckett, Sly Marbo found and killed this man.

It is said that Sly Marbo's tears can bring back the emperor, Sadly Marbo never cries.

People think that when tyranids destroy worlds they strip all life from the planet, in all reality it is just Sly Marbo deciding he doesn't like that planet.

Sly Marbo didn't mean to blow up your army, it just tripped. Better believe him.

@Valkyrie 61 posters disagree with you, if you don't like it, follow these directions (gives him a map) to get to a remote island somewhere in the caribbean. I'm sure you might find someone who actually cares about you not liking it.

Sly Marbo once beat up a bear with his own bare hands ... the bears own hands that is

Sly Marbo doesn't drive vehicles, the vehicle drive themselves trying to get away

Sly Marbo steals lunch money from the Primarch's

Sly Marbo enjoys talking about Sly Marbo in the third person perspective.

Sly Marbo doesn't roll dice when playing 40K, he tells you what numbers he is using

In Soviet Russia, Marbo will feth you with a rake.

Sly Marbo doesn't fire his weapon, the ammo inside his gun is scared fethless and fire themselves.

Sly Marbo can cut a land raider with a tank, and get a 7 on the damage table

Sly Marbo can do sweeping advance on enemy units...... during the movement phase....and anywhere on the table

Knight commander Pask can drive a tank up a waterfall. Sly can just run up it.

Sly Marbo's stare yeilds a explosive force equal to a 50 megaton bomb

Sly Marbo plays with 6th editon rules

Sly Marbo will always preform penertrating hits from the rear

The only reason Sly Marbo isn't a primarch is because it would be a demotion.

Ever here about the fourth war for Armageddon? No? Thank Sly Marbo.

Kreig was never purged by the Death Korps. Marbo just ate too many beans.

Marbo just killed you, you just don't know it yet.



:::story:::

The Emperor awoke from his sleep, having fully resurrected for some reason or another. He called for the bravest of the Imperium, so that he may judge them of their great deeds.

To test them one last time, the Emperor had them all ride the same ship from front lines. When the ship arrived, only one person left the ship; a crewman.

When asked what happened, the he said, "It was Marbo, he judged them before the Emperor ever had the chance!"

The Emperor spoke, having overheard the man, "Then let us hope he judges well of us, he is behind you."

Teh_K42 wrote:Sly Marbo once challenged Calgar in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Marbo won by 5.

Xanthos552 wrote:Sly Marbos mother didn't give birth to him.

Wat?

Leigen_Zero wrote:Sly Marbo, Creed and Marneus Calgar are sat as the Golden throne, the emporer has summoned them to discuss who will take over as emporer of mankind when the throne finally packs in.

Creed speaks 'My lord! I am the most brilliant tactician in the imperial forces! I should take your place when you die', Calgar interrupts, 'NO! I am the most noble and courageous of the Space Marines! I should take your place on the golden throne!'

Marbo looks at Creed and Calgar, then he turns to the emporer and says: 'Get out of my F#####G chair..."

Victory is at hand.

There is no Greater good. Marbo just looked at the entire tau race with a disapproving look.

sly marbo crapped the eye of terror into existance.

jesus didnt go to heaven; he was resurected as sly marbo

what happens when in unstopable force hits an immovable object? no one knows, there is only one sly marbo

There is no safety on Sly Marbo's gun. Nothing is safe around Sly Marbo.

You can't go back in time and kill Sly Marbo, because Sly Marbo was shat out by Chuck Norris.

You are only alive because Sly Marbo is too busy Stirring Coals with his Penis to kill you.

Gwar! is only alive because Sly Marbo approves of trolls.

A Chimera can carry 12 guardsmen, A Sly Marbo can carry 12 Chimera.
Q:Who would win in a fight every chaos god or every loyal Primarch
A: Marbo

Sly Marbo destroyed Aldaraan.

The Death Star didn't fire lasers, it fired Marbo's fist.

Grievous isn't wheezing because of a force attack, he just inhaled pure Sly Marbo particles and couldn't handle the awesome.

The Tyranids actually came to our galaxy fleeing from Chuck Norris. What they don't realise, however, is that Norris, in a classic pincer maneuver, has sent them right into Sly Marbo's waiting arms.

Marbo put those mother- ing snakes on that mother- plane.
Marbo gives Eldrad tactical advice.
You know your mother? Well so does Marbo


Oh and your sister

Warp-storms are what happens when Chuck Norris, Sly Marbo and Mr. T come within ten feet of each other.

The Nightbringer doesn't go outside at night because he's worried that Sly Marbo is waiting for him.

Abaddon is just Sly Marbo in drag.

Marbo is just Chuck Norris in drag.

Sly Marbo has mistakenly been in drag for years, its just that no one has the balls to tell him

Sly Marbo kills rogue guardsmen for business.
But he kills Slaneeshites for pleasure.

As a side note he also kills carnifexes when he needs more toothpicks.

A Lictor bite Sly Marbo and after 2 weeks of pain and agony the lictor died.
great thread

Sly Marbo IS the cadian gate, any Chaos Marine with brains knows not to go there.

The Horus Heresy ended when Sly Marbo was born, no one in their right minds would fight that.....

At one point, Slaanesh made a sexual remark to Sly Marbo, He/She now hides in shame in the warp, after a certain gunshot to a certain area.....

Cryonicleech wrote:Sly Marbo IS the cadian gate, any Chaos Marine with brains knows not to go there.

Your mum's the Cadian gate. OH YEAH!

Sly Marbo once felt a tiny bit of pity. This event is blamed for the creation of the Maelstrom.

Remember the Squats? They were a bit slow giving Sly his beer.
Remember the Lost and the Damned? One of them once stepped on Sly Marbo's toes.
Remember the Jokkero? Let's just say that flinging poo at Sly Marbo ain't such a good idea.
Remember the Ajek%fjdk? No? Sly Marbo killed them so hard they were erased from history.

Sly marbo once read twilight and did not puke
then he killed meyer

i typed in sly marbo onto google and the computer crashed from the shear awsomenes of marbo