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SLY MARBO FACTS:

Marbo once beat Yarrick & his power claw in an arm wrestling competition, to make it fair he used only his right pinky. (after breaking it first)

Marbo's tears can revive the Emperor. Too bad he's never cried.

Marbo has 78 distinct grunts for 'kill' but none for 'mercy'.

Marbo once beat an Ork to death with his own skull.

Anyone else know any Marbo feats?

A Khorne Berzerker, a Space Wolf, and Sly Marbo are sitting around a campfire, swapping stories.

"Once," said the Space Wolf, "I drank a hundred litres of strong Fenris beer without puking, and still managed to screw five daemonettes afterwards."

"That's nothing!" cried the Berzerker. "I once blew up an Imperator Titan with my bare hands! I ate my way into the cockpit and killed the crew with their own spines!"

Marbo said nothing. He just sat there stirring the coals with his penis.

Google won't search for Sly Marbo, because it knows you don't find him, he finds you.

Sly Marbo sleeps with a nightlight, not because he's scared of the Night Lords, but because the Night Lords are scared of Marbo.

Marbo's hate for you burns so intently that when he eats sand, he gaks glass.

Fact: Marbo can throw a Warboss further than he can throw his demo-pack.

Fact: Marbo stopped being sly when his new codex came out.

Fact: Marbo won't join the Greater Good, the Greater Good will join him.

Candlejack is afraid to say Marb-

The Emperor may walk on water, but Sly Marbo swims through land.

Sly marbo jumps into a lake, he does not get wet, the water gets Sly Marbo.

Sly Marbo is a waste of points....

Oh wait.....

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Marbo FTW
he wiped out an entire command post, killed all of the guards and sneaked off back into the jungle
the bad guys were scared shitless after that
Marbo is the best guardsman ever to serve the Emperor

Marbo doesn't actually carry a "demo charge."

It's just a nick-name he's given his boot.

Marbo doesn't fear death, after all why should death be afraid of itself?

Marbo's sweat is what gives his blade the +2 poison.

Commissar Agro wrote:Marbo FTW
he wiped out an entire command post, killed all of the guards and sneaked off back into the jungle
the bad guys were scared shitless after that
Marbo is the best guardsman ever to serve the Emperor

And to think he did all that just because he was looking for a pack of lho sticks and the command post was marked 7-11. He was ticked when he found out not only did they not have lho sticks but they didn't have any whiskey either. But the command post had some lives in it, so he took them. All of them.

Facts about sly marbo we have none.

Sly Marbo can hit you so hard, it alters your DNA. Years from now, your descendants will cluth thier head in pain and say 'What the hell was that?'

In the future there is no peace, there is only Sly Marbo

Sly Marbo has no ripper pistol. He just makes his hand into a gun shape, points it at you and shouts 'Bang!'.

Most races fear the Nightbringer, just as he fears Sly Marbo.

Sly Marbo wounds plasma rifles on a roll of 0+

If you ask an STC for a design for the ultimate weapon, it prints out a picture of Sly Marbo.

Sly Marbo can't be one of the missing primarchs, because he made Alpharous admit Sly is his daddy.

Sly Marbo doesn't move through the jungle the jungle just gets out of his way.

Sly Marbo is the Emperor in disguise.

Sly Marbo eats pin tacks, and sh*ts nails.

Marbo wasn't named after Rambo.. Rambo was named after Marbo.

Sly Marbo makes Assassins look like wanna-be hitmen.

When the Sisters of Battle enter an Imperial mess hall, the first person they see is Marbo, and his Demolition "Pack"

Marbo the Sly makes Kharn the Betrayer look like a bed-wetter.

Sly Marbo is so tough he read the Chaos codex and didn't cry.

Marbo's mere presence causes wraithlords and wraithguard to instanteously develop circulatory systems and vital organs specifically so that he can then poison them with his knife.

The only Fate Tzeench couldn't see was Sly's foot comming for his face.

Sly milked a Blood crusher and it didn't do Gak about it.
And it produced milk.

Sly slaps skulltaker around and takes his lunch money.

Humans fear when Daemons manifest in the universe. Daemons fear when Sly minefests in the warp.

Sly never paints his army, and nobody says crap.

Sly can win a Apoc battle with 3 units of fantasy beastmen, a skaven slave, and the 1975 christmas edition Playboy Mag.

Sly Marbo doesn't kill Catachan Devils, he uses them as a mount.

The Catachans have never won a battle. Marbo just forgot to kill them too.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Sly Marbo.

Sly Marbo doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Sly Marbo once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.

See spot. See spot run. See spot get demo charged in the face by Sly Marbo.

Contrary to popular belief Lottery numbers are not random. They are just the number of people Sly Marbo killed that given day.

Sly Marbo floats like a butterfly and stings like a tomahawk missile. At mach 3. In the face.

Sly Marbo grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Sly Marbo smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

In a fight between the Emperor and Horus, the winner would be Sly Marbo.

Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Sly Marbo. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Sly Marbo, dies by demo charge to the face.

The Eye of Terror is what happens when Sly Marbo glares. Once.

Sly Marbo is not only a noun, but a verb. You will Sly Marbo, or Sly Marbo will Sly Marbo you in the face.

Sly Marbo makes the Vortex Missile look like a bottle rocket.

Sly Marbo doesn't punch you in the face, you send your face into his fist, fearing what he would do if you didn't.

Sly Marbo makes Silvester Stalone look like a poser.

Sly Marbo is never a "casualty", he just gets bored.

Sly Marbo doesn't kill people, they commit suicide on Sly Marbo.

Abbadon doesn't launch Black Crusades to destroy the Imperium, he's just making sure Sly Marbo isn't around.

The Eldar once dicked around with Sly Marbo. They've never been able to get their helmets back in shape.

The Emperor is not actually guiding the Astronomicon from the Golden Throne... he's just hiding from Sly Marbo.

Sly Marbo once a semi truck, the offspring of this union was optimus prime.

Marbo once knocked up an angry marine. The child was Khorne.

The warp exists so the Chaos Gods have somewhere to hide from Sly Marbo.