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Marbo is so awesome that his name is not only a Noun, but an Article and a Verb too, meaning that the Sentence "Marbo marbo Marbo marbo marbo marbo Marbo marbo" is a Grammatically correct Sentence.

Marbo then decided to wipe out the word that used to go in that sentence, and did such a good job no one knows what it used to be.

There is no life-eater,there is only marbo.

Gork and Mork don't beat up the chaos gods, Marbo does.

Sly Marbo once met the Emperor. The ensuing explosion was mistaken for a super nova. Afterward, Marbo was heard to say "Dammit, Chuck, you spilled my beer..."

Sly marbo and Chuck norris, once stepped on an eldar world at the same time, The sheer level of awesomeness could not be contained and resulted in the eye of terror


Marbo once fought a unit of Howling Banshees in close combat, 5 seconds later, 10 pregnant banshees left

Sly once beat a Warboss to death using only Commisaar Yarrick's original right arm as a melee weapon.

The rest of the galaxy calls it an unending war, Sly calls it a hobby.

Sly Marbo's blood can cure cancer and bring life to dead worlds; it's to bad he doesn't bleed. He doesn't have the time.

When god said let there be light Sly Marbo said say please

When Sly Marbo farts, the galaxy trembles.

Sly Marbo is so tough that he drinks carnifex piss as part of a drunken wager with the emperor.

When Sly Marbo plays 40k, all his rolls are on a 0+, OR ELSE....

the Emperor is half-dead because he told a joke about Marbo's mom.

Orks go on Waaaghs to get away from Marbo.

Marbo is ridiculously over-powered.

A blind man once walked in to Sly Marbo the man was cured of his blindness. .5 seconds later same man dies to a Demo charge to the face.

Dreadwinter wrote:Sly Marbo destroyed Aldaraan.

Star Wars reference ftw.

Sly Marbo is not such a bad pilot.

Luke Skywalker tried to Blow up the Death Star Once, then Marbo Clenched his arsecheeks and crushed him

The reason the eldar are dying out is the fact that an eldar man said his races **** was longer than marbos... bad move

Who would win 1984 Chicago bears vs Marbo.............da bears(pronounced beers).

Ditka vs Marbo == no contest Ditka pins Marbo in 1st round.

Go bears(pronounced beers)


GG

The best thing about waking up in the morning? Knowing that Marbo didn't kill you in your sleep last night.

Moist guardsmen are afraid of the Lictor that hides in their closet. The Lictor is afraid of the Marbo that hides in his.

is the lictor the reason the guardsmen are moist, or is being moist a prereq for a closet lictor

greenskin lynn wrote:is the lictor the reason the guardsmen are moist, or is being moist a prereq for a closet lictor

Quoted for win.

Also, Sly Marbo doesnt really fumble demos onto his own feet, he just fakes his own death so you'll be suprised next time you see him.

Cheese Elemental wrote:


Marbo said nothing. He just sat there stirring the coals with his penis.

Winnah!

Sly Stallone once called Marbo a ripoff and an imposter.
He hasn't been able to talk properly since.....

Sly Marbo is in fact one of the erased Primarchs. The only difference is he was never given his own Legion simply because he IS his own legion.

Little known fact: The Emperor was actually created from Sly Marbo's geneseed.

Sly Marbo is also the 5th Chaos God.

Sly Marbo has the entire Black Library on his iPod.

And finally,

Sly Marbo actually killed off all the Squats. No Reason. Because Marbo doesn't require a reason.

THIS.. IS... COMEDY!!! (insert spartan smiley here)

Cheese Elemental wrote:A Khorne Berzerker, a Space Wolf, and Sly Marbo are sitting around a campfire, swapping stories.

"Once," said the Space Wolf, "I drank a hundred litres of strong Fenris beer without puking, and still managed to screw five daemonettes afterwards."

"That's nothing!" cried the Berzerker. "I once blew up an Imperator Titan with my bare hands! I ate my way into the cockpit and killed the crew with their own spines!"

Marbo said nothing. He just sat there stirring the coals with his penis.

Google won't search for Sly Marbo, because it knows you don't find him, he finds you.

Sly Marbo sleeps with a nightlight, not because he's scared of the Night Lords, but because the Night Lords are scared of Marbo.

Marbo's hate for you burns so intently that when he eats sand, he gaks glass.

ROFL does not even begin to describe this. It is too much too handle. Brain melting...


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Mekboy wrote:Sly Marbo has no ripper pistol. He just makes his hand into a gun shape, points it at you and shouts 'Bang!'.

Indeed it is so.


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Cryonicleech wrote:Sly Marbo and Boss Snikrot walk into a bar. The Bar explodes, unable to contain THAT much awesome

The truth speaks wisely from you.

I hope you don't mind me doing one a bit similar.

- Sly Marbo and Boss Snikrot walk into a bar. Snikrot orders a tank of gasoline and begins to douse the bar with it. As he is doing his dousing, Snikrot notices Sly Marbo set charges up a month in advance and the bartender was actually a broom with some lipstick on it. Snikrot says @#$%, Sly Marbo says bang!

- Sly Marbo once ran into Ghazgull Thrukka, and they went on a brisk walk in the woods. Ghazgull decided he didn't like Sly Marbo all that much, so he went home. Upon arrival Ghazgull ran into bits and pieces of himself, and began wondering how it happened.

- Sly Marbo is the cause of every know disaster and he eats politicians for brunch, in between a breakfast of bunnies, and a lunch of ork salad. Dinner of course is macaroni and cheese, because Marbo is just that cool.




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Cheese Elemental wrote:

Valkyrie wrote:As if the whole "Chuck Norris" thing wasn't already pathetic enough, everyone's doing Sly Marbo rip-offs of it

Oh by the way, this isnt a "Sly Marbo Fact" in case you all think this is one

Get in the spirit of things. Don't be a dullard.

This may be the funniest post here


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hellsguardian316 wrote:Sly Marbo has mistakenly been in drag for years, its just that no one has the balls to tell him

Ooooohhhh Right!!!


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Shinigami wrote:Exterminatus is Marbo's breath, bottled.

Marbo is the Shadow in the Warp; The tyranids are trying to get away.

Marbo can use Proxies in a tournement; if it looks and feels like a Coke can, but Marbo tells you it's a Monolith, it's a Monolith.

-Hey... Marbo... Marbo this looks like it is filled with plastic explosives and covered in puppy blood.
-You take the first sip


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aurelion wrote:Orks go on Waaaghs to get away from Marbo.

OH @$#


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Nobody_Holme wrote:

greenskin lynn wrote:is the lictor the reason the guardsmen are moist, or is being moist a prereq for a closet lictor

Quoted for win.

Also, Sly Marbo doesnt really fumble demos onto his own feet, he just fakes his own death so you'll be suprised next time you see him.

Corum wrote:The best thing about waking up in the morning? Knowing that Marbo didn't kill you in your sleep last night.

Moist guardsmen are afraid of the Lictor that hides in their closet. The Lictor is afraid of the Marbo that hides in his.

Yes... I understand now... HAH!!!


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WingWong wrote:

Cheese Elemental wrote:


Marbo said nothing. He just sat there stirring the coals with his penis.

Winnah!

HAH!!!

Sly Marbo ate Chuck Norris and Mr.T and then went on to rape Slaanesh!

Lord of battles wrote:Sly Marbo ate Chuck Norris and Mr.T and then went on to rape Slaanesh!

he even made sure Slaanesh didn't like it!

When Sly Marbo does a pushup, he doesn't move his body, he pushes the planet out of orbit, then pulls it back.

Sly Marbo doesn't wear a watch, because it's whatever time he says it is.

Before the first day, Sly Marbo made God, and then he said "Get to work!"

If Sly Marbo hit a Chinese tank with a breifcase, the tank would have exploded.

Sly Marbo allows Chuck Norris to live because he thinks dirtbikes with guns on them are cool.

Sly Marbo grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

The Necrons went into hiding because the saw Sly Marbo was coming.

The Tyranids arn't attacking, they are fleeing sly Marbo's home universe.

Sly Marbo's Ld is 13, fearless, and stubborn.

Sly Marbo writes the NY Times crossword puzzle, in his sleep.



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When a tree falls in the woods, and no-one is around to hear it, Sly Marbo knows.


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Sly Marbo gives cancer to cigarettes.



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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Sly Marbo Disease"

Sly Marbo is undefeated while playing Necrons in thousands of 5th edition 40k games.

Sly Marbo sold his soul to the Chaos gods for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Sly roundhouse kicked the Chaos gods in the faces and took his soul back. The gods, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted they should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Guns don't kill people, Marbo does

Sly Marbo Revived the Emperor back to his originally glory. He then beat the out of him to return him back to his more-or-less dead state. He then proclaimed, "The Marbo Giveth, and The Marbo Taketh Away."

The Siege of Terra failed for the Imperium because Sly Marbo was on vacation for the week.

Sly Marbo is actually the Star Child.

Little known medical fact: Sly Marbo invented the Caesarean section when he cut his way out of his mother's womb.