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dancingcricket wrote:Not so sure about that last part. (Don't have the codex in front of me, and by the time I get home to double check I'll have forgotten this discussion). But if the one unit was completely wiped out, then the ones that stand up on the first WBB roll from that unit join the nearby unit that's providing the necron within 6" they need to qualify for WBB. It would seem that the ones you'd like to have stand back up get to teleport through the monolith to get a second chance, and because they have to join the unit that was closest, either they have to move closer to the unit providing the 'pattern', or the other unit that was next to them will teleport with them through the monolith, making one very large squad. This can get particularly troublesome, movement wise, with the addition of a tomb spyder. Where you can have models standing up, and joining a unit 6 feet away.


There are a few threads about this in YMDC I believe, but the reason you can't do it the way you're thinking is that until the units actually get UP from WBB, they are not a part of any unit except the one they were initially in. If that unit is 100% downed, your opponent has received a kill point and you no longer have 2 units of 10 warriors but now 1 unit of 17 warriors (or however many get up). But the original unit is gone and the downed warriors are not part of the second unit granting the WBB thus they don't get a second WBB roll because their unit is not being ported.
   
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Shadeglass Maze

I don't think necrons are a "bad" army if you're fielding 3 monoliths. Most armies have an "uber build" and... 3 monoliths would be the default necron one.

However... Bright/dark lances ftw...
   
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lances don't affect liths.
   
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Feasting on the souls of unworthy opponents

Backfire wrote:
Dashofpepper wrote:Hey folks!
I've been assembling Necrons.


Are they going to be pink?


That's up to the wife.

   
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Charleston, SC

An army of pink necrons would scare almost anything.
   
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You know you want to

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11,100 pts, 7,000 pts
++ Heed my words for I am the Herald and we are the footsteps of doom. Interlopers, do we name you. Defilers of our
sacred earth. We have awoken to your primative species and will not tolerate your presence. Ours is the way of logic,
of cold hard reason: your irrationality, your human disease has no place in the necrontyr. Flesh is weak.
Surrender to the machine incarnate. Surrender and die.
++

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Feasting on the souls of unworthy opponents

Those wraiths are AWESOME!

   
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Eternal Plague

I have to agree...

That would be the greatest Necron themed army for the Deceiver to be with, a bunch of flowers and butterflies with a fruity god of deception.

   
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St. Louis, MO

There are more pictures floating around in the galleries somewhere, but the Tomb Spyders were painted up like giant ladybugs as well

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11,100 pts, 7,000 pts
++ Heed my words for I am the Herald and we are the footsteps of doom. Interlopers, do we name you. Defilers of our
sacred earth. We have awoken to your primative species and will not tolerate your presence. Ours is the way of logic,
of cold hard reason: your irrationality, your human disease has no place in the necrontyr. Flesh is weak.
Surrender to the machine incarnate. Surrender and die.
++

Tuagh wrote: If you won't use a wrench, it isn't the bolt's fault that your hammer is useless.
 
   
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............ that would just throw me off so much if i played against an army painted like that....i wouldnt be able to stop laughing

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And you would lose because you couldn't stop laughing!

Dash, I think you found the nuclear weapon in the world of psychological warfare.

"Do not practice until you get it right, practice until you can not get it wrong." In other words, stop effing up.
 
   
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PINK ARMYS!!!

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Why did you change the name?

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Feasting on the souls of unworthy opponents

Gutsnagga wrote:Why did you change the name?


Because there were a bunch of conscientious objectors to calling this a battle report.

   
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It is a battle report, just not what we were expecting of you, with the whole 'hype' with the Dash does Necrons over in tactics and you building a list for competitive uses and then ...'this' is the first impression we have of it.

So, I think the reaction of some posters here is expected if a tiny bit pointed. Though I do like this new title.

This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
 
   
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Eternal Plague

Dashofpepper wrote:
Gutsnagga wrote:Why did you change the name?


Because there were a bunch of conscientious objectors to calling this a battle report.


I object to it now being called something else!

I demand you call it a Battle Report, right now!

   
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I much prefer the new title.

Whilst I'm not untoward this being called a battle report, which it very clearly is, I had some issues about the whole 'beating face' thing. If you make a claim such as that you really need to be absoloutely watertight on your rulings, which this report very obviously wasn't.

It goes without saying that you (Dash) get a *lot* of flak for portraying yourself (whether intended or otherwise) as a hardcore WAAC player, and I guess I expect a certain amount of humility from people, regardless as to what their previous achievements are.

I believe people got a bit annoyed with the language you use and, if I remeber correctly, you fell into pretty much the same caveat regarding your 'Store Champion' idea at a Not-so-FLGS. Digging up the past aside, I think you do need to be a bit more selective in the descriptions you use; it may just help alleviate some of the anti-Dash e-drama.

Just my £0.02, for what its worth. Besides that I don't have much more to contribute to the discussion. I see Necrons so very, very rarely that I cannot make any concrete claims on how ther rules work.

L. Wrex

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Runnin up on ya.

It's funny how it started out as a battle report, turned into a flame/hatefest against Dash, turned into a rules discussion and is now about the color of troops.

There is no proper forum for this thread.

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Should just go into Off-Topic from the looks of the road ahead

This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
 
   
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agnosto wrote:It's funny how it started out as a battle report, turned into a flame/hatefest against Dash, turned into a rules discussion and is now about the color of troops.

There is no proper forum for this thread.


I'm going to Nuts and Bolts to request a "Kill it with Fire" forum.

Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
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Haters gon' hate. 
   
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Runnin up on ya.

Monster Rain wrote:
agnosto wrote:It's funny how it started out as a battle report, turned into a flame/hatefest against Dash, turned into a rules discussion and is now about the color of troops.

There is no proper forum for this thread.


I'm going to Nuts and Bolts to request a "Kill it with Fire" forum.


LOL

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Lycaeus Wrex wrote:
It goes without saying that you (Dash) get a *lot* of flak for portraying yourself (whether intended or otherwise) as a hardcore WAAC player, and I guess I expect a certain amount of humility from people, regardless as to what their previous achievements are.


http://www.rankingshq.com/rankings/default.aspx?GameSystemId=3&RegionId=13

The rankings say that I'm the #1 ranked Warhammer 40k player in the country! Imagine what's going to happen to my humility now.

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Nm.

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Thought better of it.

You just keep on keeping on, buddy.

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Feasting on the souls of unworthy opponents

Oh, c'mon. Its FUNNY!

I'm writing an article titled, "A Day in the Life of a 40k Champion."

Here's an excerpt:
----------------------------------------------------
1130-1230: Exercise!

One of the key things that separates us pro-players from the masses of regular players is that we're ready to adapt to any situation. I've got these flash cards - every one has a picture of a unit from one of the armies in 40k on it. My trainer will shuffle up all the cards, and pull one out while shouting out an army. Then I have five seconds to assess the tools that the army I use out of that list has and how I would deal with the unit. If you want to be a pro at 40k, you have to keep your mental acuity up. For every bad answer, a chapter of Dan Abnett's horror-book Titanicus gets added to my homework to read later. Just thinking about those titans firing their turbolasers makes me want to recoil in abject horror. TURBOLASERS! Being forced to read that canon-stomping garbage is powerful motivation to answer well.

   
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Dashofpepper wrote:
Lycaeus Wrex wrote:
It goes without saying that you (Dash) get a *lot* of flak for portraying yourself (whether intended or otherwise) as a hardcore WAAC player, and I guess I expect a certain amount of humility from people, regardless as to what their previous achievements are.


http://www.rankingshq.com/rankings/default.aspx?GameSystemId=3&RegionId=13

The rankings say that I'm the #1 ranked Warhammer 40k player in the country! Imagine what's going to happen to my humility now.


You DO know that the rankings site doesnt really mean anything....right?

I have never failed to seize on 4+ in my life!

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St. Louis, MO

Dashofpepper wrote:Oh, c'mon. Its FUNNY!

I'm writing an article titled, "A Day in the Life of a 40k Champion."

Here's an excerpt:
----------------------------------------------------
1130-1230: Exercise!

One of the key things that separates us pro-players from the masses of regular players is that we're ready to adapt to any situation. I've got these flash cards - every one has a picture of a unit from one of the armies in 40k on it. My trainer will shuffle up all the cards, and pull one out while shouting out an army. Then I have five seconds to assess the tools that the army I use out of that list has and how I would deal with the unit. If you want to be a pro at 40k, you have to keep your mental acuity up. For every bad answer, a chapter of Dan Abnett's horror-book Titanicus gets added to my homework to read later. Just thinking about those titans firing their turbolasers makes me want to recoil in abject horror. TURBOLASERS! Being forced to read that canon-stomping garbage is powerful motivation to answer well.


El Oh El

11,100 pts, 7,000 pts
++ Heed my words for I am the Herald and we are the footsteps of doom. Interlopers, do we name you. Defilers of our
sacred earth. We have awoken to your primative species and will not tolerate your presence. Ours is the way of logic,
of cold hard reason: your irrationality, your human disease has no place in the necrontyr. Flesh is weak.
Surrender to the machine incarnate. Surrender and die.
++

Tuagh wrote: If you won't use a wrench, it isn't the bolt's fault that your hammer is useless.
 
   
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Feasting on the souls of unworthy opponents

http://www.baldandscreaming.com/uncategorized/a-day-in-the-life-of-a-warhammer-40000-champion/


There we go.

   
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Deadshane1 wrote:
Dashofpepper wrote:
Lycaeus Wrex wrote:
It goes without saying that you (Dash) get a *lot* of flak for portraying yourself (whether intended or otherwise) as a hardcore WAAC player, and I guess I expect a certain amount of humility from people, regardless as to what their previous achievements are.


http://www.rankingshq.com/rankings/default.aspx?GameSystemId=3&RegionId=13

The rankings say that I'm the #1 ranked Warhammer 40k player in the country! Imagine what's going to happen to my humility now.


You DO know that the rankings site doesnt really mean anything....right?


There. I wasn't going to be the first one to bring it up.

Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. 
   
 
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