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Do you get bored at work?
Do you get tired at work?
Do you dislike somepeople?
People take pills for everything nowadays.

Asherian Command wrote:Do you get bored at work?
Do you get tired at work?
Do you dislike somepeople?
People take pills for everything nowadays.

Do your legs move at night?
Does your back itch?
Do you yell at your children?
Does your face look different than that college girl's?

TAKE PILLS, Give us your money to fix natural human things

Thats what makes me mad.
Does your GF not like?
Do you speak different?
Does your breath smell in the morning?
Does your Legs hurt after a mile of running?
Do you have a cold that only happens every year?
Are you not making money?
Is your skin growing hair?
Are you not satisfied with your sex life?
Do you have a fansication with knives? Well you have cancer!
We have pills for all this

Asherian Command wrote:Thats what makes me mad.
Does your GF not like?
Do you speak different?
Does your breath smell in the morning?
Does your Legs hurt after a mile of running?
Do you have a cold that only happens every year?
Are you not making money?
Is your skin growing hair?
Are you not satisfied with your sex life?
Do you have a fansication with knives? Well you have cancer!
We have pills for all this

I grant you 2.4 internets to spend how you like. Good post, I agree

Goliath wrote:When people assume that because I don't drink at the age of 16, it means that I'm weaker/less brave/cool/tough than people who do.

I don't like the taste/scent of alcohol, and I'm not going to force myself to drink something that I don't like the taste of just to be seen as "hip".

For example, at a recent party, I was asked why I don't drink. During my explanation of why I don't drink, the imbecile who I was explaining to punctuated every other one of my sentences with insults under his breath, as if the fact that he drinks makes him intrinsically tougher than me.

I'm almost a foot taller than him, do rowing 8-10 times a week, and am a lot bigger than him muscles-wise, and yet people still seem think that because I don't drink and I "talk all posh loik" it means I'm a wimp.

(point of fact, at this party I was referred to as Jesus, behind my back, as not drinking is obviously the height piety.

This. Freeking this. Just because I hate that piss-waser beer you guys bought and refuse to drink some just to get drunk does not mean i'm weak. Example: my after prom. Twice in the night I was accussed of being boring for not being drunk. Oh so so so sorry I don't enjoy puking up and making a fool of my self. Go make your aquitance with Hel.


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People who play with my things and break them (usually inadvertently). Happened with two tape measures now - the tape no longer locks in place, and one of them is permanently bent at about the 4 inch mark because one of my buds was screwing around with it.

This too. A scratch-built revenant titan is NOT meant to be held like that "Oh sh--, sorry dude" I broke the leg off.....

Samus_aran115 wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Thats what makes me mad.
Does your GF not like?
Do you speak different?
Does your breath smell in the morning?
Does your Legs hurt after a mile of running?
Do you have a cold that only happens every year?
Are you not making money?
Is your skin growing hair?
Are you not satisfied with your sex life?
Do you have a fansication with knives? Well you have cancer!
We have pills for all this

I grant you 2.4 internets to spend how you like. Good post, I agree

My favorite is
Do you have trouble sleeping at night?
.. Well, yeah. My boss keeps kicking me awake.

'Do your legs hurt after a mile of running?'

Goliath wrote:When people assume that because I don't drink at the age of 16, it means that I'm weaker/less brave/cool/tough than people who do.

I don't like the taste/scent of alcohol, and I'm not going to force myself to drink something that I don't like the taste of just to be seen as "hip".

For example, at a recent party, I was asked why I don't drink. During my explanation of why I don't drink, the imbecile who I was explaining to punctuated every other one of my sentences with insults under his breath, as if the fact that he drinks makes him intrinsically tougher than me.

I'm almost a foot taller than him, do rowing 8-10 times a week, and am a lot bigger than him muscles-wise, and yet people still seem think that because I don't drink and I "talk all posh loik" it means I'm a wimp.

(point of fact, at this party I was referred to as Jesus, behind my back, as not drinking is obviously the height piety.

Kick his ass. Please.
And same for me, I hate it when my friends ask me why I don't drink underage. Its illegal, and tastes like piss.

Asherian Command wrote:Thats what makes me mad.
Does your GF not like?
Do you speak different?
Does your breath smell in the morning?
Does your Legs hurt after a mile of running?
Do you have a cold that only happens every year?
Are you not making money?
Is your skin growing hair?
Are you not satisfied with your sex life?
Do you have a fansication with knives? Well you have cancer!
We have pills for all this

Side effects include; diarrhea, heart palpitations, niacin flush, excessive gassiness, dizziness, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, gonorrhea, excessive sweating, galactorrhea, hemorrhoids, erectile dysfunction, halatosis, warts, restless leg syndrome, psychosis, hallucinations, sleep walking, sleep paralysis, paralysis, death.

Don't worry, we have pills for that too.

battle Brother Lucifer wrote:

Goliath wrote:When people assume that because I don't drink at the age of 16, it means that I'm weaker/less brave/cool/tough than people who do.

I don't like the taste/scent of alcohol, and I'm not going to force myself to drink something that I don't like the taste of just to be seen as "hip".

For example, at a recent party, I was asked why I don't drink. During my explanation of why I don't drink, the imbecile who I was explaining to punctuated every other one of my sentences with insults under his breath, as if the fact that he drinks makes him intrinsically tougher than me.

I'm almost a foot taller than him, do rowing 8-10 times a week, and am a lot bigger than him muscles-wise, and yet people still seem think that because I don't drink and I "talk all posh loik" it means I'm a wimp.

(point of fact, at this party I was referred to as Jesus, behind my back, as not drinking is obviously the height piety.

Kick his ass. Please.
And same for me, I hate it when my friends ask me why I don't drink underage. Its illegal, and tastes like piss.

Hey, there is nothing wrong with drinking when you are underage and if the beer tastes like piss you should probably get some better beer. Those guys are a bunch of tools though. If someone doesn't like to drink that's there business and "I don't like to drink" should be the only reason someone ever needs to not be drinking.

battle Brother Lucifer wrote:

Goliath wrote:When people assume that because I don't drink at the age of 16, it means that I'm weaker/less brave/cool/tough than people who do.

I don't like the taste/scent of alcohol, and I'm not going to force myself to drink something that I don't like the taste of just to be seen as "hip".

For example, at a recent party, I was asked why I don't drink. During my explanation of why I don't drink, the imbecile who I was explaining to punctuated every other one of my sentences with insults under his breath, as if the fact that he drinks makes him intrinsically tougher than me.

I'm almost a foot taller than him, do rowing 8-10 times a week, and am a lot bigger than him muscles-wise, and yet people still seem think that because I don't drink and I "talk all posh loik" it means I'm a wimp.

(point of fact, at this party I was referred to as Jesus, behind my back, as not drinking is obviously the height piety.

Kick his ass. Please.
And same for me, I hate it when my friends ask me why I don't drink underage. Its illegal, and tastes like piss.

Same here.

Most of my friends are 21+, and they try to invite me to drink all the time. I don't really want to, (no offense to anyone, but I hold myself as being better than the animals that people become at high school drinking parties.) and the stuff tastes like gak.

Wine, on the other hand, is amazing..... and I get made fun of because I am not "manly" and that "real men don't drink wine". To which I reply "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets!"

halonachos wrote:

Asherian Command wrote:Thats what makes me mad.
Does your GF not like?
Do you speak different?
Does your breath smell in the morning?
Does your Legs hurt after a mile of running?
Do you have a cold that only happens every year?
Are you not making money?
Is your skin growing hair?
Are you not satisfied with your sex life?
Do you have a fansication with knives? Well you have cancer!
We have pills for all this

Side effects include; diarrhea, heart palpitations, niacin flush, excessive gassiness, dizziness, nausea, heartburn, indigestion, gonorrhea, excessive sweating, galactorrhea, hemorrhoids, erectile dysfunction, halatosis, warts, restless leg syndrome, psychosis, hallucinations, sleep walking, sleep paralysis, paralysis, death.

Don't worry, we have pills for that too.

Magic-Side effects make include, Cancer, diarrhea, severe bleeding, dizziness, loss of memory, death, loss of limbs, or any or all the symptoms consult your doctor before use.

Pills here? PEEEEELZ!

5) People who activate their turn signal as they turn. It's too late, you jackass! You signal that you're going to turn, not that you are turning. We can fething well see you're turning. We wanted some warning so we could hit our brakes, and not your dumb ass.

4) Conservatives who accuse liberals of things that conservatives are clearly a 1000% time more guilty of, but can't see any problems with their side. Like claiming that liberals have "drank the kool-aid" while they spout fox news talking points. Or like attacking Harry Reid as islamaphobic for being opposed to the "Ground Zero Mosque." Especially when they make such comparisons as a defense for their actions. Like defending Fox by pointing at MSNBC.

4A) Conservatives who think liberals are the real racists despite all of the obvious examples of conservative racism that appear every newscycle, and despite the constant race-baiting of conservatives for the last fifty years. Conservatives who claim they aren't racist while calling Jesse Jackson a "race whore." And to a lesser extent, all white people who get offended when I say things like "Kill all the white people." Relax cracker, you still rule the world.

4B) The mainstream media for being is so freaking scared of offending ignorant conservative thought police that they won't point out the painfully obvious facts, like "Sarah Palin is a fething idiot and anyone who thinks otherwise is dumber than poo," for fear of being accused of "liberal bias." You don't have to be biased to recognize the woman is a fething idiot! You just need to listen to her speak.

3) Canadians who come to Seattle and think the speed limits are in KPH. YOU ARE GOING TOO SLOW. GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU FLOPPY HEADED BASTERDS. And plus, I have been to Canada, none of you moose-piss swilling cheeseheads ever obey your own damn traffic signs, why do you obey ours? Is it because our police are actually effective? I think so.

2) Women who compare sexism to racism. Sorry sweetums, but there are actual physiological differences in men and women's brains and hormones, and yes, that is actually going to produce statistically differing results. Meanwhile race is something some idiot in the 17th century who never knew about DNA dreamed up, and it has no scientific validity. So stop comparing gender and race. They be different things.

1) People who want to "agree to disagree" because they can't support or defend their position and you've pointed it out. Also, people who think that having an opinion is the same thing as having an informed, reasonable and opinion. People who don't realize that some opinions are stupid, foolish, and should be cause for embarrassment.

Gailbraithe wrote:5) People who activate their turn signal as they turn. It's too late, you jackass! You signal that you're going to turn, not that you are turning. We can fething well see you're turning. We wanted some warning so we could hit our brakes, and not your dumb ass.

4) Conservatives who accuse liberals of things that conservatives are clearly a 1000% time more guilty of, but can't see any problems with their side. Like claiming that liberals have "drank the kool-aid" while they spout fox news talking points. Or like attacking Harry Reid as islamaphobic for being opposed to the "Ground Zero Mosque." Especially when they make such comparisons as a defense for their actions. Like defending Fox by pointing at MSNBC.

4A) Conservatives who think liberals are the real racists despite all of the obvious examples of conservative racism that appear every newscycle, and despite the constant race-baiting of conservatives for the last fifty years. Conservatives who claim they aren't racist while calling Jesse Jackson a "race whore." And to a lesser extent, all white people who get offended when I say things like "Kill all the white people." Relax cracker, you still rule the world.

4B) The mainstream media for being is so freaking scared of offending ignorant conservative thought police that they won't point out the painfully obvious facts, like "Sarah Palin is a fething idiot and anyone who thinks otherwise is dumber than poo," for fear of being accused of "liberal bias." You don't have to be biased to recognize the woman is a fething idiot! You just need to listen to her speak.

3) Canadians who come to Seattle and think the speed limits are in KPH. YOU ARE GOING TOO SLOW. GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU FLOPPY HEADED BASTERDS. And plus, I have been to Canada, none of you moose-piss swilling cheeseheads ever obey your own damn traffic signs, why do you obey ours? Is it because our police are actually effective? I think so.

2) Women who compare sexism to racism. Sorry sweetums, but there are actual physiological differences in men and women's brains and hormones, and yes, that is actually going to produce statistically differing results. Meanwhile race is something some idiot in the 17th century who never knew about DNA dreamed up, and it has no scientific validity. So stop comparing gender and race. They be different things.

1) People who want to "agree to disagree" because they can't support or defend their position and you've pointed it out. Also, people who think that having an opinion is the same thing as having an informed, reasonable and opinion. People who don't realize that some opinions are stupid, foolish, and should be cause for embarrassment.

People who don't realize that their opinions are just that. Opinions.

And those same people that can't accept that they should just realize that perfectly intelligent people can come to different conclusions than them based on the same presented facts. It's a big world out there, skippy.

Monster Rain wrote:

Gailbraithe wrote:5) People who activate their turn signal as they turn. It's too late, you jackass! You signal that you're going to turn, not that you are turning. We can fething well see you're turning. We wanted some warning so we could hit our brakes, and not your dumb ass.

4) Conservatives who accuse liberals of things that conservatives are clearly a 1000% time more guilty of, but can't see any problems with their side. Like claiming that liberals have "drank the kool-aid" while they spout fox news talking points. Or like attacking Harry Reid as islamaphobic for being opposed to the "Ground Zero Mosque." Especially when they make such comparisons as a defense for their actions. Like defending Fox by pointing at MSNBC.

4A) Conservatives who think liberals are the real racists despite all of the obvious examples of conservative racism that appear every newscycle, and despite the constant race-baiting of conservatives for the last fifty years. Conservatives who claim they aren't racist while calling Jesse Jackson a "race whore." And to a lesser extent, all white people who get offended when I say things like "Kill all the white people." Relax cracker, you still rule the world.

4B) The mainstream media for being is so freaking scared of offending ignorant conservative thought police that they won't point out the painfully obvious facts, like "Sarah Palin is a fething idiot and anyone who thinks otherwise is dumber than poo," for fear of being accused of "liberal bias." You don't have to be biased to recognize the woman is a fething idiot! You just need to listen to her speak.

3) Canadians who come to Seattle and think the speed limits are in KPH. YOU ARE GOING TOO SLOW. GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU FLOPPY HEADED BASTERDS. And plus, I have been to Canada, none of you moose-piss swilling cheeseheads ever obey your own damn traffic signs, why do you obey ours? Is it because our police are actually effective? I think so.

2) Women who compare sexism to racism. Sorry sweetums, but there are actual physiological differences in men and women's brains and hormones, and yes, that is actually going to produce statistically differing results. Meanwhile race is something some idiot in the 17th century who never knew about DNA dreamed up, and it has no scientific validity. So stop comparing gender and race. They be different things.

1) People who want to "agree to disagree" because they can't support or defend their position and you've pointed it out. Also, people who think that having an opinion is the same thing as having an informed, reasonable and opinion. People who don't realize that some opinions are stupid, foolish, and should be cause for embarrassment.

People who don't realize that their opinions are just that. Opinions.

And those same people that can't accept that they should just realize that perfectly intelligent people can come to different conclusions than them based on the same presented facts. It's a big world out there, skippy.

I was going to go with people who think they have an informed, reasonable opinion when they actually have an informed, radical opinion and can't tell the difference.

Also, people who say kill all the white people and think that it's cool and that saying kill all the black people isn't.

Things that make my blood boil... hmm...

Well i hate kids in general if that counts.

Oh and women they annoy me for countless reasons..

Oh and and lets not forget men with earings, i hate them too.

Oh and also Cockneys, Mancunians, Scousers, Geordies, Monkey Hangers, Mackems, Scottish, Welsh, Irish, French, Italian, German, politicians, lawyers, police officers, Jade Goody, rappers, Labour voters, Paris Hilton, Jews, chavs, toffs, Muslims, squaddies, sailors, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers, Christians, all my neighbours, people who carry dogs, anyone who wears 3/4 length trousers, man bags, pikeys, feminists, old peop....

Ok just put down for everything and everyone.

BrockRitcey wrote:

Monster Rain wrote:

Gailbraithe wrote:5) People who activate their turn signal as they turn. It's too late, you jackass! You signal that you're going to turn, not that you are turning. We can fething well see you're turning. We wanted some warning so we could hit our brakes, and not your dumb ass.

4) Conservatives who accuse liberals of things that conservatives are clearly a 1000% time more guilty of, but can't see any problems with their side. Like claiming that liberals have "drank the kool-aid" while they spout fox news talking points. Or like attacking Harry Reid as islamaphobic for being opposed to the "Ground Zero Mosque." Especially when they make such comparisons as a defense for their actions. Like defending Fox by pointing at MSNBC.

4A) Conservatives who think liberals are the real racists despite all of the obvious examples of conservative racism that appear every newscycle, and despite the constant race-baiting of conservatives for the last fifty years. Conservatives who claim they aren't racist while calling Jesse Jackson a "race whore." And to a lesser extent, all white people who get offended when I say things like "Kill all the white people." Relax cracker, you still rule the world.

4B) The mainstream media for being is so freaking scared of offending ignorant conservative thought police that they won't point out the painfully obvious facts, like "Sarah Palin is a fething idiot and anyone who thinks otherwise is dumber than poo," for fear of being accused of "liberal bias." You don't have to be biased to recognize the woman is a fething idiot! You just need to listen to her speak.

3) Canadians who come to Seattle and think the speed limits are in KPH. YOU ARE GOING TOO SLOW. GET OUT OF MY WAY YOU FLOPPY HEADED BASTERDS. And plus, I have been to Canada, none of you moose-piss swilling cheeseheads ever obey your own damn traffic signs, why do you obey ours? Is it because our police are actually effective? I think so.

2) Women who compare sexism to racism. Sorry sweetums, but there are actual physiological differences in men and women's brains and hormones, and yes, that is actually going to produce statistically differing results. Meanwhile race is something some idiot in the 17th century who never knew about DNA dreamed up, and it has no scientific validity. So stop comparing gender and race. They be different things.

1) People who want to "agree to disagree" because they can't support or defend their position and you've pointed it out. Also, people who think that having an opinion is the same thing as having an informed, reasonable and opinion. People who don't realize that some opinions are stupid, foolish, and should be cause for embarrassment.

People who don't realize that their opinions are just that. Opinions.

And those same people that can't accept that they should just realize that perfectly intelligent people can come to different conclusions than them based on the same presented facts. It's a big world out there, skippy.

I was going to go with people who think they have an informed, reasonable opinion when they actually have an informed, radical opinion and can't tell the difference.

Also, people who say kill all the white people and think that it's cool and that saying kill all the black people isn't.

Heheheh.

mattyrm wrote:Things that make my blood boil... hmm...

Well i hate kids in general if that counts.

Oh and women they annoy me for countless reasons..

Oh and and lets not forget men with earings, i hate them too.

Oh and also Cockneys, Mancunians, Scousers, Geordies, Monkey Hangers, Mackems, Scottish, Welsh, Irish, French, Italian, German, politicians, lawyers, police officers, Jade Goody, rappers , Labour voters, Paris Hilton, Jews, chavs, toffs, Muslims, squaddies, sailors, butchers, bakers, candlestick makers, Christians, all my neighbours, people who carry dogs, anyone who wears 3/4 length trousers, man bags, pikeys, feminists, old peop....

Ok just put down for everything and everyone.

What did Candlestick Makers ever do to you?!?

Brunius wrote:Trains. And their lateness. Seriously, how hard is it to make a functioning schedule?

Would you happen to live in WA by chance. I hate Transperth.

People who believe everything the government and mass media tells them. Let me rephrase that, people who don't question authority.

Seriously. They lie to you and you still give them money in the form of taxes and buying gak they advertise. Wake up.

Monster Rain wrote:People who don't realize that their opinions are just that. Opinions.

And those same people that can't accept that they should just realize that perfectly intelligent people can come to different conclusions than them based on the same presented facts. It's a big world out there, skippy.

It's like a Carly Simon song. You're so vain, you probably think this comment is about you, don't you?

Of course, your comments are actually aimed at me, like you're accusing me of something. But that would be silly, because I am fully aware that perfectly intelligent people can come to different conclusions than them based on the same presented facts. Also, I'm totally aware that opinions are opinions. Do you honestly think I don't understand that a = a? Why would you assume otherwise? That's something else that makes my blood boil. People who toss out meaningless and vapid accusations that they can't substantiate and won't defend, all because they got their panties in a twist on account of reading themselves into a generic comment not directed at them. Check you ego, "skippy."

Anyways, I was talking about conservatives. Conservatives don't have any facts, and when you show a conservative facts, he just starts squawking about liberal bias, or going off on some screed about the horror of brainwashing that is a college education. I mean you have to know what I'm talking about, Rain. You're always running around here ignoring facts, making up nonsense, and failing to support any of the ridiculous positions you take.

Khornholio wrote:People who believe everything the government and mass media tells them. Let me rephrase that, people who don't question authority.

Seriously. They lie to you and you still give them money in the form of taxes and buying gak they advertise. Wake up.

Mate are you one of them mad conspiracy theorists or something? I question authority, i dont like any aspect of our society if im totally honest, but please explain to me, how do i NOT give them money in the form of taxes without getting sent to prison?!

I mean, i agree with you, and i dont WANT to give "them" my taxes, but how do you suggest i do so without either a)getting a jail term or b) sponge off the state and become everything i loathe

I mean, i cant claim benefits and keep my pride, so surely its work and pay taxes isnt it?

If you have a magic solution, im all ears. They dont spend my taxes on anything i agree with anyway! (foreign aid, child support, dole money, religious groups etc etc etc)

mattyrm wrote:

If you have a magic solution, im all ears. They dont spend my taxes on anything i agree with anyway! (foreign aid, child support, dole money, religious groups etc etc etc)

...the War in Iraq?


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Gailbraithe wrote:You're always running around here ignoring facts, making up nonsense, and failing to support any of the ridiculous positions you take.

This coming from the guy who likes to shout "Kill all whites"?

Turn signals are not optional equipment.

mattyrm wrote:

Khornholio wrote:People who believe everything the government and mass media tells them. Let me rephrase that, people who don't question authority.

Seriously. They lie to you and you still give them money in the form of taxes and buying gak they advertise. Wake up.

Mate are you one of them mad conspiracy theorists or something? I question authority, i dont like any aspect of our society if im totally honest, but please explain to me, how do i NOT give them money in the form of taxes without getting sent to prison?!

I mean, i agree with you, and i dont WANT to give "them" my taxes, but how do you suggest i do so without either a)getting a jail term or b) sponge off the state and become everything i loathe

I mean, i cant claim benefits and keep my pride, so surely its work and pay taxes isnt it?

If you have a magic solution, im all ears. They dont spend my taxes on anything i agree with anyway! (foreign aid, child support, dole money, religious groups etc etc etc)

If you believe in morals without religion, then you should be able to believe of society without government.

As for your questions, remove yourself from their paradigm is one answer. I did. I pay sales tax of 5%, and $90 or so a month for socialised medicine in this country. That is all. I too got sick of Canada flushing a good 30% of my paycheque away on whatever.

Emperors Faithful wrote:This coming from the guy who likes to shout "Kill all whites"?

Psst. I am white. Perhaps I'm being ironic.

Also, it's a song by Type O Negative. I love Type O Negative.

Gailbraithe wrote:

Emperors Faithful wrote:This coming from the guy who likes to shout "Kill all whites"?

Psst. I am white. Perhaps I'm being ironic.

Also, it's a song by Type O Negative. I love Type O Negative.

Oh joy. Does it really matter? *EDITED FOR ANGER*

All the 2012 nonsense.

1.Customers that come in to the computer store I work in giving me gak because they broke thier computer or are trying to get a refund on a computer that has nothing wrong with it.

2.People asking for computer advice when I'm off work for the weekend. I hate it so much

Khornholio wrote:People who believe everything the government and mass media tells them. Let me rephrase that, people who don't question authority.

Seriously. They lie to you and you still give them money in the form of taxes and buying gak they advertise. Wake up.

Yeah, man. This. x1000 times this.

Take everything with a pound of salt and investigate yourself, if it's that important. This is why people click on stupid ads on the internet, this is why people listen to glenn beck, this is why religion exists. Everything is a lie.