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**Mordoskul**

...Ronald Reagan, in full battle regalia, charged the Commulich with the Sword of Liberty...

**WarOne**

then Jesus decided it was time for a bathroom break...

**Mordoskul**

WarOne wrote:Jesus decided it was time for a bathroom break...

What? Explain, please.

**WarOne**

,said the carrot at the beginning of the rainbow.

**snurl**

..MEANWHILE: In their top secret headquarters, miles below the earth's crust...

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

The Legion Of Overpriced Poop Yellers (L.O.O.P.Y.),devise a evil plan to.....

**snurl**

finally get laid by

**Mordoskul**

...Cathy Bates, but...

**snurl**

there were complications because she

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

was already dead,due to....

**snurl**

being a vampire queen, and not being too enthusiastic about

**blood reaper**

Choclet muffens and

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

Banana pies, she....

**snurl**

stormed out the door in a huff when

**Mordoskul**

...Alfred Hitchcock proposed to her...

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

...And due to all the randomness and illogical-ness,the planet is destroyed by the pumpkins because they were controlled by Mr.Spock...

**snurl**

Who notes in his log that the randomness has been here since page one.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

"Thus giving me a reason to destroy this illogicalness "
He did so say,but the Tau came and......

**snurl**

began to clean up, (for the greater good), and then

**Mordoskul**

...the story quickly resumed a logical pattern and plot line. (I hope)

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

But,nay, not so. Thus John F. Kennedy wakes up with a shock...........

**snurl**

and a splitting headache. He finds that his wife has run off with a greek and there is an aircraft carrier with his name on it.

**Avatar 720**

forget this post; I can't think of anything since snurl ninja'd me ¬.¬

**Mordoskul**

Which is under attack by...

**Avatar 720**

...A vast array of talking fruit and vegetables equipped with...

**Mordoskul**

...Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

So John F. Kennedy hired Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus to assit them in fending off the Vegies,but......

**snurl**

the Windseeker was just too much for them and

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

they were completely destroyed and.......

**snurl**

the JFK sank in the cold waters off of the North Korean shore.