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**Mordoskul**

A hero emerged, his name was Chewbacca Pez, his mission...

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

To eat all of the donuts so that L.O.O.P.Y. will starve as that is there main part of there diet. And so...

**snurl**

under cover of darkness, he easily slipped past the sentries...

**Mordoskul**

...Taking their clothes, he...

**Torin the Wayfarer**

...Proceeded to wash them as he hated dirt...

**Mordoskul**

Chewbacca Pez stuck past security as he was dressed as a guard...

**Torin the Wayfarer**

... Until he remembered he left his keys outside and had to go back...

**Mordoskul**

...Cursing like a sailor, Pez reached for his keys, when...

**Torin the Wayfarer**

...He had the uncontrollable urge to shout loudly...

**Mordoskul**

...Waking the internet trolls...

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

And so the internet trolls preceeded to unleash there fatal attack on him,which was......

**snurl**

A total failure. Chewbacca Pez easily saw off the interlopers and proceeded further inside, keeping an eye out for

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

the super monkey ninja orphans,the most.....

**snurl**

bloodthirsty, nasty and plain mean varmints anyone would ever use to guard a

**Mordoskul**

...Gas station...

**snurl**

but there were none around, so Chewbacca Pez crept ever deeper into the complex.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

And reached the Donut Vault,were He.....

**snurl**

went straight to his gristly chore. He hacked and chopped and

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

ate all of the donuts away. But,he....

**Ma55ter_fett**

...left the jelly bismarck's alone because they were already practically inedible being filled with jelly and not custard as is customary and sensible.

**snurl**

As he began to make his escape from the vault......

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

The members of L.O.O.P.Y. in Gundam suits confront him...

**snurl**

And they are furious about their devasted doughnuts.
With a yell, they.....

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

charge forth,assault cannons firing away they ingage in combat with Chewbacca Pez.....

**snurl**

but his ninja like skills enable him to easily avoid their clumsy attacks. Years of a doughnut diet took their toll as one by one the members of L. O. O. P. Y. Were cut down in a one sided bloodbath.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

And so,the bodies spralled on the floor,and dramatic music in the background,Chewbacca Pez walked away in a very epic manner.......

**snurl**

but not before going back for a jelly bismark. Because a wookies gotta eat too.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

And so,when He exited out of the Fortress Of L.O.O.P.Y.,He then started to return.....

**snurl**

to Moscow. Which would be a long trek by pack train through the Himalayan mountains of Nepal and Tibet.

**Warlord Gazghkull Thraka**

But go he did. Through the difficult weather, He strode victoriusly...