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do the imperials understand completly the orks? and if orks are talking plain why so?

There are those devoted to understanding the ork language, and the orks do pick up standard. So, they get an idea but Ragnotz wanted to make sure to spoil the fun to embarrass his brother, so likely had it set more in standard(Gothic) so that they would know what was planned.

well he migt regret that idea...to the fullest...
but if i compare ragnotz to the LT...both have a kind of similar charcter position but somehow i like ragnotz much better...

Well, Lt. Troucescau was a venal social climber with an urge to become a general one day.

Ragnotz is tired of being in his brother's shadow and laughed at. Plus his Kunning plans are fraught with comical consequences.

well great hurt is always more comical with orks as you can pretty much grew back any missing limb from an ork body... the puny humans aren´t so easy mended^^

Viktor von Domm wrote:well great hurt is always more comical with orks as you can pretty much grew back any missing limb from an ork body... the puny humans aren´t so easy mended^^

Very true! Nobody is harder than Orks!

Tek' Sla worked to get the other weapons and ships ready for the WAAAGH!!, He of course had forgotten about the crisped grot already as he had so much to do! He did decide that the machine would go well on a stompa as a Lifta-Droppa weapon. Once he was done, he stood back and admired the work of the last ship finished. He then pulled out a one shot pistol weapon and fired it straight up in the air, it sent a single green flare into the sky.

Soon, all of the Bosses were at his shop. As Magnotz, Gragnotz, Zagnotz and Ragnotz even gathered around him with the lesser Nobz and bosses behind them, Tek' Sla made his anouncement.

"Great WAAAGH-lord, warlords, bosses an' Nobz, I Tek' Sla, Da bestest Mech evva, have finished da great work, and am pl;eased ta let ya know dat all is ready for you ta start ya WAAAGH!!!" he said.

With a toofy grin, Magnotz said "All right boyz! Da WAAAGH!!! is on!, Git ta yer ships and let's get goin'!" to which all gathered bellowed "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!


And with that, all of them, even Ragnotz scrambled for their ships to head to space for the start of the WAAAGH!!, and Ragnotz once in space grinned, with his kunnin' plan already in effect by now, this WAAAGH!! would embarrass Magnotz and allow the chaos for him to gain an upper hand!

Gragnotz grinned on his ship as well, he was waiting to see how his Rokkit/Big Shoota arm would work out in battle against Humies.

Ragnotz saw another chance to gather more trophies for his collection of beaten foes trophies!

All of the other bosses were excited as they could taste battle already.

And on the Kommand Dreadenought, Magnotz smiled as he contemplated how many more Orks would flock to his banner and swell his WAAAGH!! He would smash all enemies down, no matter who they were, even if they were other orks who challenged his dominance.

On all of the vessels leaving the planet Magnotz Prime behind, all were chanting "ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go now!" And the different groups went to the warp so that they could assault near their targets as soon as they came out, based on Tek' Sla's modified version of a Git-finda, it was supposed to help them show up in the system they wanted.

A few minor ships never made the system, popping up in other places, but the majority of the WAAAGH!! made it to Narkutsk, There a squadron or two of human warships awaited for them, this made Magnotz smile, he wanted a fight!, That would draw more to his banner!
This show of force by the runty humies was better than he expected, he must have made Gork, or possibly Mork happy for them to shower him with this good fortune.

Ragnotz saw the information from the scanners, he soon had pulsing veins and bulging eyes of rage, "Dis wasn't suppose' ta happen! now wit a fight, Magnotz will get a smoother WAAAGH!!!, and no chance for me to rise!" he smashed a boy to the bulkhead in his rage.

The Humans contacted the Ork fleet. "To the Ork Warlord, thanks to the messages we received, making it so obvious that you wanted this system undefended, we decided to do the opposite and make sure that you cannot take it so easily! Thanks to this messenger creature, (he pointed to a grot in the livery of Ragnotz, ) we were ready for you, prepare to die or run beast!"

The humans got a laugh back at them. "Hur-hur-hur! Knows dis humies, no Ork evva backs down once challenged! An' now dat I know dat dis will be a fair fight an' no cake-walk, I look forwards ta smashin' yer shiny toy ships to junk! Oh an' dis is good too! ya let me know sumfink else! based on dat grot ya got der!" to which he ordered the comms cut off, "Prepare fer battle! Let's give dese humies da fight dey want!"

"Open a channel ta Ragnotz!" he then yelled, Ragnotz was not sure what his brother wanted, but with the information now out of the bag, he was sure this couldn't be good. "Hello Magnotz, why ya callin' now?"

Magnotz looked angry from his one real eye, then he smiled , "Ragnotz! I didn' fink ya had it in ya! ya went to da trouble ta let da humies assemble a force fer us to make dis WAAAGH!! work better dan I hoped! Once we git done 'ere, I iz gonna give ya a reward!" and with that he signed off as the fleets engaged.

Ragnotz smiled, this was an unexpected turn of events. Out side the fleets exchanged shells and energy beams, missiles and torpedoes whizzed by each other, or were shot down by fighters and fighta-bommas. The space battle lasted some time, and then the Humies, what was left of them broke off, allowing the sections of the fleet to attack their planet and moon targets.

A few minor ships never made the system, popping up in other places

LOL...these green hides...what a joke^^

Once we git done 'ere, I iz gonna give ya a reward!

i smell a trap right there....this will gonna smart down on him^^

They do things in hilarious ways.

One never knows.

shasolenzabi wrote:Better on a battlewagon equipped with a borading plank, it allows him to assault the enemy vehicle w/o actaully leaving the battlewagon then he uses his mega can opener on the enemy vehicle.

heh, you should make a warboss hold a can opener
read the first post of fluff, good work as per usual.

Thanks Shrike! go on and read the other bitz, of course the usual banter is in between chapters.

I was going to, but alas I came home with a headache so couldn't read it and give proper judgement. I'll read the rest later today.

shrike wrote:I was going to, but alas I came home with a headache so couldn't read it and give proper judgement. I'll read the rest later today.

Hope you enjoy the rest!

Cool story bro!
Nah seriously i love the way you write the orkyness.

Thanks! My goal is to show any readers that an alien perspective can be done.

with great difficulty...

but I do love your "nursery shool with nuclear weapons, too much sugar and no teacher" description of their life...

Varl Sigmund wrote:with great difficulty...

but I do love your "nursery shool with nuclear weapons, too much sugar and no teacher" description of their life...

Thanks, it is odd to wrap and warp my head to the alien perspective, LOL! the simplicity of the Ork "Kultur" is well described as you stated above, they are like Nursery school kids on too much sugar for their own good and there being no teacher to reign them in!

hey no fair using a german word to describe orks...*looks hurt*....arrrr who am i kiddin`^^

Hey, that is the GW word for the Orks use of culture, just 'coz it looks german, oh yeah, and Kromlech minis makes germanic looking Ork stuff..............

to be fair they do russian stuff for orks too^^

Well, the kommando hats are very Brit

yup saw them too...!

All good stuff!
More story later on

Magnotz went to Tek' Sla for a upgrading of his gear and weapons!
When done, he was ready for the land battles against all who opposed his WAAAGH!!!
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A meaner Power Klaw!
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Shoota/skorcha of impressive dimensions! Tek' Sla dubbed it the "Skorchinata!"
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Not only did this refit set Magnotz apart from any of his brothers, It would also allow him to de-moralize any foes that saw the size of the "Skorchinata!" one handed as if it were nothing,m and who would wish to get grabbed by the Power-Sklaw? Magnotz was pleased, with this he would terrorize humie tanks and soldiers alike!
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That, and his trophy display of marine and guard heads as well!

he is a mean fella, the scorchinata is totally true to the spirit of orks... so much dakka^^

and the pwoerclaw looks like a true canopener now^^ lol

Viktor von Domm wrote:he is a mean fella, the scorchinata is totally true to the spirit of orks... so much dakka^^

and the pwoerclaw looks like a true canopener now^^ lol

Yes, Magnotz da Mean! he has opened Monoliths before, and they are not easy to open! Now he can flame cook enemies before charging with his boyz to rip them apart!

Several days later, as they were busy breaking down the orbital defense satellites and boarding the space stations around the planets of Narkutsk, the Orks found out how annoying the humies could be, as the squadrons that had fledd days before came back, and with a few fresh friends. The ensuing space battles delayed the operations and forced the orks to concentrate more on getting rid of the annoying humie ships. But the Humies had no idea as to how they would be dealt with. Smiling sadistically, Tek' Sla pulled the lever when each Kommando team climbed into his speshul telly-porta, and they went to the human vessels to plant bombs at critical spots. several of the ships, big ones exploded spectacularly as the kommandos either protected their bombs to the last, or came flying out in a looted shuttle.
Again, the numbers were on the side of the Orks, and the naval battle ended with the Orks having the field as it were. Tek' Sla commed Magnotz, "Oh mighty Magnotz, I have used the Telly-porta Kommandos to help see off half of da humie fl;eet! now da rest are flyin' away! hee-hee-ha-ha! It worked! My Lovverly Telly-porta worked!"


"Dat's nice Tek' Sla, you came thru on alla da promisses so far and earned alla dem teef we paid yaz!" Magnotz replied via comms. He then turned to the war council he had convened aboard his flagship, the Star Krusha, "Now lissen up good yer lot, now dat da humies is gone,,,again!, we kin start ta mop up da orbitals good an' proppa, den we kin hit da surface and get some real good an' proppa fightin' on da ground!" for emphasis, he let the circular blade on his "Power-sklaw" spin menacingly, the other warbosses and nobz all whooped in appreciation. "Now, git yer ladz ready, we hit da ground as soon as da stashuns iz ours!" With that they all roared WAAAGH!!, and disturbed their holo-projections in the war-room. It did not take that much longer for the stations to fall. Now, on all of the worlds inhabited in the Narkutsk system, the PDFs wited, for they knew the orks were invading, and they all prayed fervently to the Emperor for some other form of intervention so that they would not be easily slaughtered. Some read their manuals, and took comfort from the words regarding orks therein.

The PDF were well dug in, trenches scarred the planetary surfaces, dug in artillery emplacements, mortars, machine gun nests, heavy bolters and dug in tanks waited the orks. First PDF to fight were the air guard units as the orks sent in waves of fighta bommas and fightas, once engaged, Magnotz and his brothers had the Bommas drop in for bomm runs on the enemy, plenty of bomms hit open fields, but the main attacks were focused on the PDF air strips, and fuel supplies for the air guard. Once a fighter squadrons' base was located, it drew swarms of fighta-bommas and Big Bommas to it, the Hydra batteries spat upward flying hailstorms to send burning Ork aircraft screaming to the ground, to explode harmlessly miles away, or, in some cases right down into their midst. Surviving units of the PADG, or (Planetary Air Defense Guard) would suffer having to use less developed airfields, and shortages of parts and fuel for the rest of their campaigns against the orks. They would make up for that lack by becoming better pilots.

Then the Roks fell, and so dis ork versions of planetary assault landers, from these came Magnotz's looted tanks, battlewagons, guntrukks, big guns, anbd trukk-loads of boyz. Bikers and deff koptas screamed out as well as buggies, wartrakks, and skorcha wagons! These vanguards were followed by massive mobz of Boyz. With gusto, these all went straight into the PDF guns and fire fields, grot-mobz would clear the minefields for their larger cousins, the Orks would attack making headway into the zones, but at so many laying there, to be collected later by orderlies and trukks, for surgery by the painboyz to come back the next day as cyb-orks, or with other Ork parts sewn on for their own use, patches showed where rifles had punched their skulls. No one in the PDF could come back from such wounds so easily, the priests exhorted the men to stand firm, the Kommissars shot any who attempted to flee in the face of the green tide coming at them.

Next up: How each brother did, that's right,. I am working on a separate chapter for each of the Brothers 'Notz!

Ragnotz will be sporting a pet from now on! not painted yet, but here is his attack squig which will feature into the story more.
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the attacksquigg looks nice^^ a good idea to add something new to the model!

a very devasting attackseries...don´t be mad at me but i still cross fingers for the pdf´s to get some help! that telly porta tech of tek`sla reminds me a bit of that big ork weaponsmith from the armageddon battlefields...dunno the name anymore...

sounds very promising to get chapers for each brother! will be interresting how each fares in battle and how different they are...

cheers, vik