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yup thats right but it seems magnotz wants some kind of blitzkrieg...and for now he got what he wanted...

Scary thought then eh?

darn right...all those big smelly orks storming against next to nothing that can hold them off...

Well, the initial day was a bad one for the human defenses, but all is not lost, I did mention a long, protracted fight.

the thing with orks is they hardly ever do a reality check... so when they draw first blood, so to speak it gets them all the more roared up...

Viktor von Domm wrote:the thing with orks is they hardly ever do a reality check... so when they draw first blood, so to speak it gets them all the more roared up...

The more you fight, the more riled up they get as they feel they have found a great place to go to! Major battles are like amusement parks to the Orks!

sounds also a bit like the incredible hulk... the mader he gets, the stronger he gets too...

Viktor von Domm wrote:sounds also a bit like the incredible hulk... the mader he gets, the stronger he gets too...

Fighting is Mothers milk to them! Orks that see a lot fo combat action grow Bigger! Ones that have a quieter life are smallish.

so commandos are smaller as they try to kill more silent?^^

I thought from the title it was going to be like good morning Vietnam, only with orks. I was disappointed.

@Vik: Nah, just quieter at it than most!

Toastedandy, sorry, I just couldn't Think up a better name, but it did start with him waking up though!

just a pun...if you got a small job send for the grotz^^

LOL! The grotz do all the non-combat work, and then some of the lower level work like mine clearing!

there is this red army of grotzes here on dakka, ever taken a look at them? lovley to say the least!

Da Grot Revolution? seen and loved 'em!

yep these ! saw the comic too?

comic? really? link or it never happened!

öhm... mom...

http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/325502.page

this is the army to the comic:
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/293742.page

you gotta love`em

Loved it! But I need to come up with the next installment, I have not made Needs' yet.

looking forward to both of them...

Needa' Breathanotz' tale



While the four Brothers, all told in the tales of WAAAGH-dom fought their glorious battles and had their kill counts go up, there was the least and un-mentioned brother, A warboss so unseemly, so smallish, so down and out, so (Awright awready! ya don't haffta make me look a total git now!-Ya smeggin' gimboid narrator!: Needa interjecting in the narration)

Ahem, well, this was the one Notz brother that had slipped through the cracks in Ork society, while not a grot, when he was finally out of the ground, and after the others had moved on to the village from the spawning ground, he had emerged and shuffled on after the party.When he came through the door, he was only the height of half a normal Ork. paler, and sickly looking, the brothers all looked and could not believe that he was related!Heading backl to the spawning grounds, they saw the smaller, fifth hole, they angrily consulted the shamans.

After consulting squig entrails and bones, and sitting ion hallucinogenic smoke pits, they meditated and decreed that indeed a fifth brother would emerge, one who would have the hardest of times as he was weedy, and not as 'ard as Magnotz or Ragnotz or Zagnotz. In fact, they even had the nerve to declare that he may ion fact become the brother that may, and they stressed MAY, outshine the other four , but that his fate was totally up to chance as even Mork and Gork could not see this wheezing, pale excuse of an Ork!

In time, suffering beatings from fights he did not win immediately, he grew bigger, until he was the normal size for a Boy. He still had trouble breathing, and when his eye got knocked out and eaten by a passing squig, the doks decided to do some kustom speshuls on his eye and breathing, so now he had a breathing assistance unit, and a bionik eye. Now with these "improvements" added, he was now a more capable fighter, but still lagged behind his larger brothers. In time he attained the size and physique of a Nob whilst the other four brothers were hulking warbosses, Magnotz was still fast growing to a Warlord size that one day mayt see him as big in stature as Gazkull Thrakka himself!

Now wouldn't that be great, musing to himself, to grow that big and lord it over all the boyz of the WAAAGH!!!?


Now, the WAAAGH!!! was on this human world of Narkutsk, and he had the task to subdue a moon base a smallish job that the others felt was what he could accomplish, being so weedy and all for a brother of the WAAAGH!!!leader that was so embarrassingly small. In fact, his most hated nickname amongst the brothers was "Grotnotz" Now he waould show that he was 'ard, he'd show 'em he was a boss! His forces, under his command all were moving to the moon base, a communications array that was defended, well, he decided that he could deal with puny humans now that he was big enuff! He snuck onto the bases grounds with a sqwad of kommandos, but soon separated, the other ladz attacked the outer defenses as they had snuck in under the diversion.

Now the Kommandos were planting bomms, and slitting throats as he went for the main node of the comms relay station, he'd take out all the humies in the room. As the carnage ensued outside, he opened the door lock the old fashioned way, he smashed and shorted the lock pad. He looked at the mess, and he looked at the door, his anger made him wheeze again. He reached into the wires and pulled all of them at once, by some blind luck, or help from Mork, (or possibly Gork) the doors slid open, and the astonished humies drew their little pistols and fired at him. For the most part they all pinged off his armor pates he had and even rang one off his bionik eye. He thumbed the button on his Big Choppa, the teeth swirled and shrieked as he attacked them, his lips parting in a snarl as he shouted his "WAAagGhH!!" at them, slamming one aside as he hit the second one cutting him in half with a spray of blood across the consoles and walls. One tried to use a chair as a makeshift club, but that broke on his body, all the years of being defeated had toughened his gnarled hide.

When the Kommandos arrived, they found him sitting at a console, all the humans hacked apart, and smoking a cigar. "Weeeze" "Now who's da boss?" he asked with a grin.

i like him already! getting him together with komandos is a good idea...this character has lots of sculpting oportunities!

i hope you have the time and the bitz to create him^^

by the way, liked the interjection at the beginning by needa^^ loled for real^^

Viktor von Domm wrote:i like him already! getting him together with komandos is a good idea...this character has lots of sculpting oportunities!

i hope you have the time and the bitz to create him^^

by the way, liked the interjection at the beginning by needa^^ loled for real^^

Well, I have a nob that may suit him already, it has a bionik eye and tubes up his noise and mouth, but more work on him will be needed.

Hey, I figure watching certain comedies has had an influence here. Glad that was liked.

absolutly^^

Hmmm, now if only I had a bottle of Absolut now.

i´d say cheers then^^

LOL! so would I! a container of Orange Juice and Absolut and I would make my own Orky Screwdrivers!

and after the third one you´d probably screw it all up...couldn´t keep me away from that line for a million bucks^^

Viktor von Domm wrote:and after the third one you´d probably screw it all up...couldn´t keep me away from that line for a million bucks^^

LOL!