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Ragnotz' plan will unfold as the story plays out!^^

hope so^^

I can see the hook is well in!^^

oh you know me by now, line, hook and sinker all the way in... and gulped it down we did willingly^^

No signs of shrike in some time though.

he is cought in the minecraft struggle, also being a teen he is due to some exams atm... it is that time of the year again...and it might be a case of not knowing the thread?

i think he could definatly contribute some thing or the other to orkses^^

Likely true, minecraft has his attention as well as exams, as wondering.

i´d drop him at least the link as he is a minimum of once per day here on the board despite all the other diversions^^

Viktor von Domm wrote:i´d drop him at least the link as he is a minimum of once per day here on the board despite all the other diversions^^

Cool.

I must admit, I find my self checking this page quite frequently for an update. The hook has indeed been well placed.

by the way, droped the line and he is hooked too, but tangled in work for school...exams and stuff...

All is well then!

I will drop more later as the tank took my time up today!

The night was raucous as the orks drank and ate, and figured out how each would fare best at what mission. The next day, well into the afternoon as they had gotten pretty full of fungus brew, Magnotz woke up and had the grots deliver the bags of teef to Tek' Sla. "Make sure all dem teef get's der or I'll stick ya in da stews ya runts!" he admonished them as they headed out the door.

His brothers and their Nobz all got up and went to make sure that their sections were all making ready for the WAAAGH!!!.
Tek' Sla was happy to see the payment arrive.
Ah! Ragnotz' part of the Upgrade pay ments! now we kin fix 'is ships and stuff for da WAAAGH!!!, put 'em ovah der" he pointed to a pile of bags of teef.

Before the grots left, he asked said to one, "oi come 'ere, I need you ta 'elp me test sumfing"

this gonna hurt^^

We shall see!

^^

Tek' Sla has a Genius idea!

now don´t tease, man, spill the beans^^...although i know this will probably have to wait till at least `morrow^^

The Grot began to tremble as he could not disobey a larger ork so he slowly went to the spot Tek' Sla indicated. "H-here boss?" he asked. Smiling, Tek' Sla smiled and said "Yeah! Dat's perfekt! Jus' sit right der, an' wot evah ya do, don't move!"

Tek' Sla went to the console he had set up. he spun some dials, flipped switches and pushed buttons, all the while laughing more maniacally as he did so. This in turn made the grot worry more as to what would happen, he stepped a little bit, and then froze as Tek' Sla barked out "Don't Move!"

The area around the grot sparkled and fizzed and changed colors as the device was taking effect. The grot felt his skin tingle and he found himself lifting up in the air, "B-b-b-b-b0ss!" he managed to get out as he went higher. "It works! Now I can make any grot or Ork float up an' observ' da enemy! Hur-hur-hur!"

The tingling became more intense on the grots' skin. "uh, boss?" he asked, and then again as it got more intense. "BOSS!?" And Tek' Sla looked up just in time to watch the grot burst into flame and scream just before exploding.

He reached back to the console and killed the power to the device. "Ooops! Back to da drawin' bord!, I better see about gettin' Magnotz a new grot." One of the grots approached cautiously "Uh boss, Uhm, dat was One a' Ragnotz' grotz."

Tek' Sla smiled, "So, den dat is a late fee fer his slow collectin'"

Viktor von Domm wrote:this gonna hurt^^

see told ya so! auaua!!! poor grot...

will ragnotz grot be missed by ragnotz? if so this will get him futher worked up than he evn is now..

Gotta keep those layers flowing!

Hmmmmmm! Waffles!

ähm...yes...er...whut?

I overdosed on Invader Zim recently, It was GOOD!, good.

But no worries, it will not stop more story from flowing.

lol....i watched some episodes of Invader Zim too...it is broadcasted in the wee hours at night for a reason^^

lol.... and it might be a nice inspiration for yer orks too^^

Well, it may work some for the orks, but with my Tau-luck, it would do better to paint them like Irkens and so forth.

When Magnotz heard from his grots what had happened to Ragnotz' grot at Tek' Sla's Mech-shop, he and his nobz could not stop laughjing for several minutes. As soon as they would calm down, they would look at each other and the servant grot and then the laughter would start up again.

The same thing happened at Gragnotz' camp site when his grot said the same thing as had happened at Zagnotz' camp the laughter was heard all through the valley.

As Tek' Sla worked on making Ragnotz' fleet ready(being the last to pay left himn last in line for such) word eventually reached Ragnotz as to exactly why his servant grot had not returned.

Ragnotz blinked at the news, mnost other Orks would likely have eaten the servant grot out of hunger or for a snack, or smashed his gob real good for some insult, but what a waste of a grot!

To his nobz he said, "Dat Tek' Sla ain't right in da 'ead! and dat's sayin' sumfing!" His nobz all agreed with him. "I mean for a Odd-boy he is da oddest! allays putterin' around with his odd designs, and wotnots!" Then he scowled, But da worst part is dat dey has been laughing 'bout it all a dis time!" he thumped his table. "How much more duz I have ta take?" He bellowed, "I iz a boss too! I could try an' challenge Magnotz, but I need to land alla my blows and get past his arma' ta knock 'im down an' takes ovva!"

He knew that one mistake and Magnotz would slam him down once more. So, a direct challenge would be difficult, and at this juncture, a last resort. No, he had already a Kunnin' plan set to go, now he would make sure that if the WAAAGH!!! were more a challenge that would draw more Orks to Magnotz' cause, it would attract more Orks to get a piece of the action, and they would elevate Magnotz to WAAAGH!!!-Lord status, that thought made Ragnotz' skin crawl (well, more than normal ).

No, as sad as it was, the WAAAGH!!! had to fizzle if Magnotz were to be discredited, and one thing Orks hated, was too easy a fight. He got messages out to the effect that the orks would assault several other worlds that were not this humie world of Narkutsk, this way, just their small patrols and puny PDF would be there, making the attack far to easy, and making Magnotz look weedy in the eyes of the others as he chose too soft a target for Orky liking.

Eventually, these messages reached Inspector General Mikhail's office of the S.C.H.M.E.R.T.Z. in the Khadrovian Konfederacy, all of the worlkd indicated in the intercepted Ork messages were under protection by the Konfedracy, forces would be mobilized to those planets. Mikhail also ensured a bolstering of forces at Narkutsk and other similar planets. Now the patience of Orks would be tested as Khadrovian forces were very good at protracted campaigns.

Of course the Konfederacy plans were unknown to the Orks as they were focused on Da WAAAgh!!! Magnotz!
Ragnotz was so very sure he had tricked the humies into shifting defenses away from Narkutsk that he could smell the embarrassment of Magnotz already, and that would cause more chances of challenges as he would have to restore his rule over the angrier bosses under his command!

One way or the other, Ragnotz would get his chance! After thinking about it his nobz were all surprised as he burst out in his own maniacal laughter at the thoughts
"Hur! Hur-hur! Hurrr-hurrhurhurhurhurhurh HURRR!"

Da Kunnin' Plan was rolling!

Datsa good bit right der

darksage wrote:Datsa good bit right der

Glad ya Liked it!

this ragnotz will cut his own throut by his sharp cunningness one day^^

and nice of you to get mikhail into the story again^^

Well, by this you can just how major a player Mikhail is in the S.C.H.M.E.R.T.Z.

Ragnotz will learn the hard way.^^