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2011/01/23 00:58:57
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
I am sorry, I am unable to give that information. Instead, here is a picture of a cat.
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
2011/01/23 01:00:09
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
So, fun experiment. I've been playing a Facebook game called Neosaurs (basically an MMO with dinosaurs that you grind endlessly and get gear for, etc). I made a fake account with a pink Rex named "BadRomance" and I chose girly eyes. In a few days I've received three complete sets of gear, many potions, 5 free revives and about 10,000 gold. Those are the in-game items. I've also been hit-on or flirted with 9 times, 3 people have "asked me out," had 2 people ask me for naked pics, and had around triple the normal party invites, in many cases by higher level characters who have nothing to benefit from me being around. Granted I have played along with their whims once or twice (only when they asked for naked pics, then I linked them to terrible, terrible images and made them look stupid ), but for the most part I play normally and do nothing special. Nerd guys, TONE IT DOWN.
Worship me.
2011/01/23 01:20:40
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:So, fun experiment. I've been playing a Facebook game called Neosaurs (basically an MMO with dinosaurs that you grind endlessly and get gear for, etc). I made a fake account with a pink Rex named "BadRomance" and I chose girly eyes. In a few days I've received three complete sets of gear, many potions, 5 free revives and about 10,000 gold. Those are the in-game items. I've also been hit-on or flirted with 9 times, 3 people have "asked me out," had 2 people ask me for naked pics, and had around triple the normal party invites, in many cases by higher level characters who have nothing to benefit from me being around. Granted I have played along with their whims once or twice (only when they asked for naked pics, then I linked them to terrible, terrible images and made them look stupid ), but for the most part I play normally and do nothing special. Nerd guys, TONE IT DOWN.
Lol reminds me when I acted like a blonde chick on Wc3 for a day. It worked. Also did that once in Halo, and everyone was asking all these stupid questions. And I kicked all their arses with my sniper rifle and shotgun. They started asking me for my phonenumber. (Gave them a rejection hotline number instead.) And asked me if I like guys. And I said no. Then they asked me to have sex with them. And I said no. And I was being truthful with them and said, I only date girls, guys are disgusting. Then they started to hit on me over and over again. Then at the end of the game. I finally said. "Hey guys, guess what? I am a Dude." They all preceded to swear and I caught it in a screenshot which then got lost :(
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From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
2011/01/23 01:21:31
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:So, fun experiment. I've been playing a Facebook game called Neosaurs (basically an MMO with dinosaurs that you grind endlessly and get gear for, etc). I made a fake account with a pink Rex named "BadRomance" and I chose girly eyes. In a few days I've received three complete sets of gear, many potions, 5 free revives and about 10,000 gold. Those are the in-game items. I've also been hit-on or flirted with 9 times, 3 people have "asked me out," had 2 people ask me for naked pics, and had around triple the normal party invites, in many cases by higher level characters who have nothing to benefit from me being around. Granted I have played along with their whims once or twice (only when they asked for naked pics, then I linked them to terrible, terrible images and made them look stupid ), but for the most part I play normally and do nothing special. Nerd guys, TONE IT DOWN.
This is why you are one of my top 10 Dakkites.
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
2011/01/23 01:43:54
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:I feel ignored sometimes :(
Stop trying to supple,ent you with outlandish stories. I'm sure you're a cooo cat all on your own so just be you and leanr to be comfortable being you. It'll help moer than youthink
Worship me.
2011/01/23 02:00:50
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:I feel ignored sometimes :(
Stop trying to supple,ent you with outlandish stories. I'm sure you're a cooo cat all on your own so just be you and leanr to be comfortable being you. It'll help moer than youthink
But they are true! >.> I have yet to lie on Dakka Dakka about one of my stories. Halo Experiences are funny as hell as know one knows who you are as it is PC.
And what I mean by being ignored is that posters ignore my post. And plus If I be myself someone at my school will end up their head up their ass. Backwards.
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
2011/01/23 02:15:48
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:I feel ignored sometimes :(
Stop trying to supple,ent you with outlandish stories. I'm sure you're a cooo cat all on your own so just be you and leanr to be comfortable being you. It'll help moer than youthink
But they are true! >.> I have yet to lie on Dakka Dakka about one of my stories. Halo Experiences are funny as hell as know one knows who you are as it is PC.
And what I mean by being ignored is that posters ignore my post. And plus If I be myself someone at my school will end up their head up their ass. Backwards.
I get plenty of ignored posts (such as my "pussy" comment to Melissa ) but I don't complain, I don't expect everything I say to spark a conversation or to be interesting to people, but that doesn't stop me from posting.
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2011/01/23 02:20:24
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:I feel ignored sometimes :(
Stop trying to supple,ent you with outlandish stories. I'm sure you're a cooo cat all on your own so just be you and leanr to be comfortable being you. It'll help moer than youthink
But they are true! >.> I have yet to lie on Dakka Dakka about one of my stories. Halo Experiences are funny as hell as know one knows who you are as it is PC.
And what I mean by being ignored is that posters ignore my post. And plus If I be myself someone at my school will end up their head up their ass. Backwards.
I get plenty of ignored posts (such as my "pussy" comment to Melissa ) but I don't complain, I don't expect everything I say to spark a conversation or to be interesting to people, but that doesn't stop me from posting.
Ah that makes sense. But it most be because I have the 4083 posts that makes me look insane and critically nerdy to everyone.
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
2011/01/23 02:20:50
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
I didn't ignore it so much as I was playing SBCGFAP.
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
2011/01/23 02:26:50
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:I feel ignored sometimes :(
Stop trying to supple,ent you with outlandish stories. I'm sure you're a cooo cat all on your own so just be you and leanr to be comfortable being you. It'll help moer than youthink
But they are true! >.> I have yet to lie on Dakka Dakka about one of my stories. Halo Experiences are funny as hell as know one knows who you are as it is PC.
And what I mean by being ignored is that posters ignore my post. And plus If I be myself someone at my school will end up their head up their ass. Backwards.
Is it a bad thing that I would pay to see that?
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
2011/01/23 02:34:30
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:I feel ignored sometimes :(
Stop trying to supple,ent you with outlandish stories. I'm sure you're a cooo cat all on your own so just be you and leanr to be comfortable being you. It'll help moer than youthink
But they are true! >.> I have yet to lie on Dakka Dakka about one of my stories. Halo Experiences are funny as hell as know one knows who you are as it is PC.
And what I mean by being ignored is that posters ignore my post. And plus If I be myself someone at my school will end up their head up their ass. Backwards.
I get plenty of ignored posts (such as my "pussy" comment to Melissa ) but I don't complain, I don't expect everything I say to spark a conversation or to be interesting to people, but that doesn't stop me from posting.
Ah that makes sense. But it most be because I have the 4083 posts that makes me look insane and critically nerdy to everyone.
How does that make you anymore nerdy on site full of war-gamers?
2011/01/23 02:35:07
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
I am completely confused about everything at the moment, so i'm just gunna lean against this wall and look suppish.
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
2011/01/23 02:38:49
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Asherian Command wrote:I feel ignored sometimes :(
Stop trying to supple,ent you with outlandish stories. I'm sure you're a cooo cat all on your own so just be you and leanr to be comfortable being you. It'll help moer than youthink
But they are true! >.> I have yet to lie on Dakka Dakka about one of my stories. Halo Experiences are funny as hell as know one knows who you are as it is PC.
And what I mean by being ignored is that posters ignore my post. And plus If I be myself someone at my school will end up their head up their ass. Backwards.
I get plenty of ignored posts (such as my "pussy" comment to Melissa ) but I don't complain, I don't expect everything I say to spark a conversation or to be interesting to people, but that doesn't stop me from posting.
Ah that makes sense. But it most be because I have the 4083 posts that makes me look insane and critically nerdy to everyone.
How does that make you anymore nerdy on site full of war-gamers?
Because thats me. I feel nerdier all the time. When I am around a bunch of nerds i think "wow I am the only one here who plays 40k..."
chowderhead13 wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:
Cannerus_The_Unbearable wrote:
Asherian Command wrote:I feel ignored sometimes :(
Stop trying to supple,ent you with outlandish stories. I'm sure you're a cooo cat all on your own so just be you and leanr to be comfortable being you. It'll help moer than youthink
But they are true! >.> I have yet to lie on Dakka Dakka about one of my stories. Halo Experiences are funny as hell as know one knows who you are as it is PC.
And what I mean by being ignored is that posters ignore my post. And plus If I be myself someone at my school will end up their head up their ass. Backwards.
Is it a bad thing that I would pay to see that?
Mate. Most people when they see me in a fight it is brief. Violent and the kid usually ends up with at least 12 of his pressure points hit. And his coughing on the ground. But I dislike violence.
But Anyway I don't want to because the girl and I had a discussion about it and we decided that I should intervene in anything with violent measures. I've been Told by Gabs (The Girl) that I cannot intervene in anything with any type of violent activity. And I am stuck in the friend zone because of this.
And Avatar its fine just talk to Cannerus.
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
2011/01/23 03:16:18
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
My blog
2011/01/23 03:20:39
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Yes once you post here there is no escape, my mind and body have literally became devoted to keeping this thread alive and soon you will too. JOIN US!!!
2011/01/23 03:40:48
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Emperors Faithful wrote:Is it STILL you same 4-5 people that have moved this thread 20+ pages on? Good Lord.
No its like 7 people now. But 1/7 of them have been me.
I see You, Cheesecat, Cannerus, Chowderhead (lots of C fellows?) and Mellissia. Saner people don't count.
Do you understand the level of information that has passed in this thread?
We learned that Melissia is a sentient AI, Corpses made and fixed a rift in the space-time continuum, I became a massive supplies of fat women, and Asherian had a Baawwww thread!!!?!?!?
This thread is memeworthy, if not god worthy.
Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats.
2011/01/23 03:45:38
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Emperors Faithful wrote:Is it STILL you same 4-5 people that have moved this thread 20+ pages on? Good Lord.
No its like 7 people now. But 1/7 of them have been me.
I see You, Cheesecat, Cannerus, Chowderhead (lots of C fellows?) and Mellissia. Saner people don't count.
Do you understand the level of information that has passed in this thread?
We learned that Melissia is a sentient AI, Corpses made and fixed a rift in the space-time continuum, I became a massive supplies of fat women, and Asherian had a Baawwww thread!!!?!?!?
This thread is memeworthy, if not god worthy.
I think it's also truly passed its original purpose as well.
2011/01/23 03:48:48
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Just as something to add in, I assume everyone looks like their avatar pics untill I see something else. Little late to add this, but thought it would be okay. Also, this thread has lasted 40+ pages. Its CRAZY!
2011/01/23 05:50:03
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
Has anyone ever heard the problems girl have with movies that make fun of twilight.
Also what is the girls love for twilight though if the writer isn't even that good?
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war.
2011/01/23 05:56:37
Subject: Things you don't understand about the Opposite Gender
I just realized I spent my whole Saturday on DakkaDakka that may have been the most saddest thing of my 2011 year. Although I did say that I was being used as an energy source for this thread, along with the other top 5 users that Emperor's
Faithful refereed to as well so at least I have an excuse.
), but for the most part I play normally and do nothing special. Nerd guys, TONE 
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