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Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You are Boss. Hugo Boss. Now pay a huge fine because you used to made uniforms for the Nazis.

P.S. You did a good job, you made them the fanciest-looking of the whole bunch.

I wish to get a second wife.

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Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted. The two of them don't get along and have declined to be anywhere near you until you throw the other one out.

I wish Team Fortress had never been a thing

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Palitine Il

Granted, Fortnite was released instead and has all it’s current annoying-ness and Team Fortress’s.

I wish I had a magic wallet that generated $100 in cash every midnight that CANNOT be saved for future use in any way.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You lose it down a storm drain.

I wish there was a clown in my storm drain.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. It scares you every time you walk past.

I wish to live eternally.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted. It cost you your limbs.

I wish to be paid at work even if I take a nap

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You are paid as long as nobody knows. Unfortunately for you, you didn't notice the new CCTV camera.

I wish I had a driving license.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Palitine Il

Granted, you now have a license for driving a flock of pterodactyls across Atlantis on foot. Penalty for any of them flying is keel hauling down the length of the USS Enterprise aircraft carrier.

I wish I had a pet wyvern.
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You got miniaturized Wyvern as a pet. It drives closely behind you, honks on people and often shoots them with the Stormshard mortar.

I wish I could read other's minds.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. The filth you read soon drives you to insanity.

I wish my truck was clean.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted. It was requisitioned by the government who maintains it in pristine condition.

I wish my soul was clean

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You haunt a car wash.

I wish to get a big pumpkin.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in de
Regular Dakkanaut




Hamburg

Granted. You receive the great pumpkin from the Treehouse of Horror XIX... and he instantly kills you.

I wish that christmas articles would only be sold in December.

My Element Games referal code: SVE5335 
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. Corporate store owners now can't afford their 6th holiday house in the Bahamas.

I wish Christmas didn't exist at all.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted. It's been replaced by Christmonth - a 30 day long religious mass with mandatory attedence for a minimum of 6 hours a day.

I wish I could rewrite the entire horus heresy plotline

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. The majority of 40k fans now hate you.

I wish I wasn't poor.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You are absolutle bottom tier middle class. You can't afford anything, but you aren't poor.

I wish for exploding pumpkins.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Mighty Chosen Warrior of Chaos





The Wastes of Krieg

Granted, but they explode before you receive them

I wish for immortality
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Palitine Il

Granted, you even get eternal youth (21ish) and indestructibility included! Unfortunately you fall in a hole and are promptly buried. Over the next several thousand years you are slowly forced deeper and deeper until you enter the mantle, and eventually the core.

I wish for $1.97 USD.
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You received 82,749.68 Iranian Rials instead.

I wish I won the national beauty contest.

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Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. Your stunning beauty launches a look a like contest that you secretly enter... You place 6th.

I wish I had all the toys.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted. They fall from the sky, crushing you beneath their bulk.

I wish our electric utility wasn't bankrupt

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. It never existed at all. You live in the stone age.

I wish to enjoy the weekend.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. An aunt with 6 loud children came to visit from all of a sudden.

I wish I had my own house.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. Its 1500 sqmm (30mmx50mm).

I wish for some ice cream.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Palitine Il

Granted, it’s old boot leather flavored and causes your body chemistry to permanently and irreversibly change in such a way squirrels are now aggressively “amorous” towards you.

I wish for helgrenze to be free of the attention of squirrels.
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. Helgreneze now attracts coyotes is the same way.

I wish I had a permanent 99% discount coupon for grocery shopping.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in ch
Anointed Dark Priest of Chaos





Granted. You live in venezuela and inflation rate is only going to grow.

I wish for a visit in Budapest.

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Who would win:
10'000 + years of veterancy, or some raidy Boys?
(Not Online in regards to the new Red Corsair battalion CP boost.) 
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You visited Budapest and tried the original Hungarian Goulash, but subsequently, you spent several days in the hospital with severe mouth burns. Too much paprika.

I wish to own an island.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted. You now own
Hans Island.... Though neither Canada nor Denmark recognize your claim. But hey.. free whisky and schnapps.

I wish I had some free whisky.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
 
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