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**Hawky**

Granted. You are Boss. Hugo Boss. Now pay a huge fine because you used to made uniforms for the Nazis.

P.S. You did a good job, you made them the fanciest-looking of the whole bunch.

I wish to get a second wife.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. The two of them don't get along and have declined to be anywhere near you until you throw the other one out.

I wish Team Fortress had never been a thing

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, Fortnite was released instead and has all it’s current annoying-ness and Team Fortress’s.

I wish I had a magic wallet that generated $100 in cash every midnight that CANNOT be saved for future use in any way.

**snurl**

Granted. You lose it down a storm drain.

I wish there was a clown in my storm drain.

**Hawky**

Granted. It scares you every time you walk past.

I wish to live eternally.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It cost you your limbs.

I wish to be paid at work even if I take a nap

**Hawky**

Granted. You are paid as long as nobody knows. Unfortunately for you, you didn't notice the new CCTV camera.

I wish I had a driving license.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, you now have a license for driving a flock of pterodactyls across Atlantis on foot. Penalty for any of them flying is keel hauling down the length of the USS Enterprise aircraft carrier.

I wish I had a pet wyvern.

**Hawky**

Granted. You got miniaturized Wyvern as a pet. It drives closely behind you, honks on people and often shoots them with the Stormshard mortar.

I wish I could read other's minds.

**snurl**

Granted. The filth you read soon drives you to insanity.

I wish my truck was clean.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It was requisitioned by the government who maintains it in pristine condition.

I wish my soul was clean

**snurl**

Granted. You haunt a car wash.

I wish to get a big pumpkin.

**SKR.HH**

Granted. You receive the great pumpkin from the Treehouse of Horror XIX... and he instantly kills you.

I wish that christmas articles would only be sold in December.

**Hawky**

Granted. Corporate store owners now can't afford their 6th holiday house in the Bahamas.

I wish Christmas didn't exist at all.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. It's been replaced by Christmonth - a 30 day long religious mass with mandatory attedence for a minimum of 6 hours a day.

I wish I could rewrite the entire horus heresy plotline

**Hawky**

Granted. The majority of 40k fans now hate you.

I wish I wasn't poor.

**snurl**

Granted. You are absolutle bottom tier middle class. You can't afford anything, but you aren't poor.

I wish for exploding pumpkins.

**DeathKorp_Rider**

Granted, but they explode before you receive them

I wish for immortality

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, you even get eternal youth (21ish) and indestructibility included! Unfortunately you fall in a hole and are promptly buried. Over the next several thousand years you are slowly forced deeper and deeper until you enter the mantle, and eventually the core.

I wish for $1.97 USD.

**Hawky**

Granted. You received 82,749.68 Iranian Rials instead.

I wish I won the national beauty contest.

**helgrenze**

Granted. Your stunning beauty launches a look a like contest that you secretly enter... You place 6th.

I wish I had all the toys.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. They fall from the sky, crushing you beneath their bulk.

I wish our electric utility wasn't bankrupt

**snurl**

Granted. It never existed at all. You live in the stone age.

I wish to enjoy the weekend.

**Hawky**

Granted. An aunt with 6 loud children came to visit from all of a sudden.

I wish I had my own house.

**helgrenze**

Granted. Its 1500 sqmm (30mmx50mm).

I wish for some ice cream.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted, it’s old boot leather flavored and causes your body chemistry to permanently and irreversibly change in such a way squirrels are now aggressively “amorous” towards you.

I wish for helgrenze to be free of the attention of squirrels.

**Hawky**

Granted. Helgreneze now attracts coyotes is the same way.

I wish I had a permanent 99% discount coupon for grocery shopping.

**Not Online!!!**

Granted. You live in venezuela and inflation rate is only going to grow.

I wish for a visit in Budapest.

**Hawky**

Granted. You visited Budapest and tried the original Hungarian Goulash, but subsequently, you spent several days in the hospital with severe mouth burns. Too much paprika.

I wish to own an island.

**helgrenze**

Granted. You now own
Hans Island.... Though neither Canada nor Denmark recognize your claim. But hey.. free whisky and schnapps.

I wish I had some free whisky.