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Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. A huge barrel of whiskey falls off a truck in front of you on the freeway.

I wish i was 34 again.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You are 34 again, but everybody close to you is twice as old as they were before.

I wish to have my own brand of beer.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted, but you've developed an allergy to alcohol. Even the smell of its starts vomiting.

I wish to be at the beach

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. It's the beach of Okinawa, April 1945.

I wish I was the greatest artist that ever lived.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in ch
Anointed Dark Priest of Chaos





Granted. You also suffer from multiple Psychological diseases.

I wish for cheaper catfood.

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page

A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
_______________________________

Who would win:
10'000 + years of veterancy, or some raidy Boys?
(Not Online in regards to the new Red Corsair battalion CP boost.) 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. You have a mousetrap and you know how to use it.

I wish for utopia.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Palitine Il

Granted, you fall in a giant meat grinder killing you and setting off a bizarre chain of events that lead to an ursine utopia.

I wish for an avian utopia to replace the ursine utopia.
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted, but its a Capitalist Utopia in which the machines of Avian glory and dominance is greased with the blood and sweat of the human permanently indentured slave class.

I wish for an infinite budget

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted, but you can only spend it on things approved by 541 people that do not share your interests and have their own stuff they want you to spend it on.

I wish my hot tub was working correctly.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted, it works correctly now, but the tap and drain are blocked so you have to fill and empty it by using a bucket.

I wish to live in a socialist paradise.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in ch
Anointed Dark Priest of Chaos





Granted. You live in it for 1 day before soviet tanks crush it.

I wish for a good Salami.

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page

A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
_______________________________

Who would win:
10'000 + years of veterancy, or some raidy Boys?
(Not Online in regards to the new Red Corsair battalion CP boost.) 
   
Made in de
Regular Dakkanaut




Hamburg

Granted. For an artisanal Salami you get a donkey, a shot gun and a meat grinder.

I wish for something useful to do.

My Element Games referal code: SVE5335 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Palitine Il

Granted you are now a pillar in a school basement.

I wish for an attack monkey.
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Granted, but it only responds to Mandarin and attacks you when you try it.

I wish for a Cure.

Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You receive a cure for an illness you don't suffer with.

I wish to be a woman.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted. You become Harvey Weinstein's wife

I wish for a complete set of magic books

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in ch
Anointed Dark Priest of Chaos





Granted, you can't read them and everytime you try to sell them they start screeching to the point the potential buyer drops dead.

I wish to be the cat in ChargerIIC's profile picture.

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page

A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
_______________________________

Who would win:
10'000 + years of veterancy, or some raidy Boys?
(Not Online in regards to the new Red Corsair battalion CP boost.) 
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You become the Emperor-cat, and it's minutes before you get killed by the Horus-cat.

I wish Zimbabwe was still Rhodesia.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted. The Rhodesians are now out looking for you, angry over your interference.

I wish for a hug

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in ch
Anointed Dark Priest of Chaos





Granted, i do it personally after survival week of militia training. (it's dirty and stinks)

I wish for for better french language capabilities.

https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page

A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
_______________________________

Who would win:
10'000 + years of veterancy, or some raidy Boys?
(Not Online in regards to the new Red Corsair battalion CP boost.) 
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You now speak fluently french, but only when you have a fake mustache on, beret on your head and baguette sticking out of your bag.

I wish for rain.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted. Its acid rain.

I wish to ace any technical interview I take

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. The only interview you took is for a deep fryer maintenance in McDonald's.

I wish to be a videogame protagonist.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in ch
Anointed Dark Priest of Chaos





Granted, you get decried by the media as inciting violence, drug use, human traffiking, etc. Whilest you were in a MLP alike game.

I wish to be owner of the Matterhorn.

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https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page

A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
_______________________________

Who would win:
10'000 + years of veterancy, or some raidy Boys?
(Not Online in regards to the new Red Corsair battalion CP boost.) 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Granted. The city makes you park at the top.

I wish to see the Matterhorn.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You saw it for a second before your plane crashed into it.

I wish to be a villain in a James Bond movie.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut





Palitine Il

Granted, you’re the replacement actor for the big bad of the previous film and are killed in the first five minutes.

I wish I could afford an armorcast warhound titan simply because it’s there.
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted, but you also need to afford leukemia treatments. Choose one.

I wish to know no fear

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
Made in cz
Mysterious Techpriest






Fortress world of Ostrakan

Granted. You knew no fear until you got caught in crossfire in the Dropsite Massacre on Isstvan.

I wish to write a book.


Neutran Panzergrenadiers, Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, Order of the Silver Hand
My fan-lore: Europan Planetary federation. Hot topic: Help with Minotaurs chapter Killteam






 
   
Made in us
Stubborn Prosecutor





Granted. You are chained to a desk in Washington D.C., forced to forever write apologist pieces on how various politicians on trail aren't really guilty of anything really other than loving thier nation too much.

I wish for a live ferret

Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.


 lolman1c wrote:
The ork train has no breaks mothersquiggor!
 
   
 
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