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2019/11/11 13:01:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. It lives in your breifs and attacks you if you try to remove it.
I wish to find the perfect gift for my wife.
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Trust in Iron and Stone  |
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2019/11/12 06:40:22
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. You bought her a nice, expensive handbag but she yells at you because it does not match the color of her phone and car. She clearly stated she wants it in Burgundy color, and you bought a Carmine-colored purse. How could you?
I wish Greta Thunberg was the next US president.
Edit// Unknown? How dare you!
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This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2019/11/12 13:52:20
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2019/11/12 13:16:55
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Granted. You drive editorial cartoonists everywhere into a frenzy trying to find photos of this unknown protégé of yours.
I wish for less politics.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2019/11/12 15:18:41
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. In a whirlwind couple months the world is now split between the Russo-Chinese Eastern Defense Coalition and the Western New Prosperity military-industrial compact formed when Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump fell in love, married and consummated their passion in a live television broadcast. There's no longer any elections or political advertisements to speak of, but the resulting nuclear fireball is probably your fault - and the massive need for eyebleach.
I wish to give the world a Coke (tm)
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2019/11/13 06:06:59
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! *Ahem, just clearing the vomit from my throat after a Trump/Clinton mental image.* You get fries and a Big Mac to complete your combo meal.
I insert a cure for pediatric cancer.
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2019/11/13 07:23:15
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. For every child cured of cancer, two random adults get cancer.
I wish to end world hunger.
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2019/11/13 21:33:39
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Granted, corpse starch is now rationed and freely available, to fullfill the quota Max age is 30.
I wish for a marine doll.
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https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH. |
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2019/11/13 22:21:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stalwart Space Marine
Wasteland(free from wreck but still stuck on the death world)
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Not Online!!! wrote:Granted, corpse starch is now rationed and freely available, to fullfill the quota Max age is 30.
I wish for a marine doll.
Granted. But its dedicated to slaanesh and its a portal for daemons.
I want to be grimdark
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2019/11/14 04:29:03
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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Granted! And you live on a planet that is about to be Virus bombed in 3, 2, ...
I wish we could wall in Trump.
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2019/11/14 07:22:18
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. You moved to Mexico.
I wish my country was a world superpower.
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2019/11/14 07:50:14
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Granted, you get reintegrated as the industrial complex of a reanimated K.u.K empire. Worshiping the emperor is mandatory. Otoh, your wages rise and the beaurcracy get's competent again, allbeit lazy.
I wish to be said emperor.
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https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH. |
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2019/11/14 10:41:26
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. You get assassinated in Sarajevo. Again!
I wish to be a medieval king.
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2019/11/14 16:55:37
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted, you do 2 shows a night at the local Medieval Times.
I wish I had a Kite and a Key.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2019/11/14 17:09:03
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. When combined the bring out the power of captain Neckbeard, who refuses to leave your room or help with the chores.
I wish for a pepperup potion
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2019/11/14 17:35:42
Subject: Re:corrupt a wish!
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Stalwart Space Marine
Wasteland(free from wreck but still stuck on the death world)
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Granted. Everytime you try to pick it it get teleported across the room.
I want to be unluckiest man alive.
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2019/11/15 07:12:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted, but unfortunately for you, you are only second.
Despite you being bitten by an alligator, losing car keys in a sewage drain, being robbed in the street, scammed by a street performer, beaten by a local gang, ran over by a bus, learning you are not the biological father of your son, being struck by a lightning, losing your job, being arrested by a mistake, and having your mother-in-law moving in into your flat all within a single week, the truly unluckiest man was struck by a lightning one more time.
I wish to win a singing competition.
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2019/11/15 10:11:45
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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You won a singing competition , by singing so badly all other participants and publicum died.
I wish for GW to finally fix the CSM traits.
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https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH. |
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2019/11/15 23:58:24
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. They are behind a lootbox storefront that requires a $5 purchase per game and are randomly determined after purchase
I wish to have frontline gaming to paint all my miniatures for free
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2019/11/16 00:52:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Combat Jumping Rasyat
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Granted, they subcontract it out to a couple of 5 year olds.
I wish for an angry monkey.
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2019/11/16 15:08:34
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Granted. You are now haunted by the ghost of Davy Jones who wants to know where his locker is.
I wish for more Life.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2019/11/19 11:18:40
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. You got a shipment of Life for free. Nobody knows that those supposedly miraculous pills are for, but they contain traces of lead, morphine, clipped toenails, and random deep-sea creatures.
I wish to be a billionaire.
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2019/11/19 15:24:02
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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Granted.
It's in the currency of venezuela.
I wish for a Black spray can.
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https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH. |
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2019/11/19 15:28:49
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Combat Jumping Rasyat
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Granted, the solid black spray can is full of neon pink paint laced with highly toxic Zombifying fungus spores.
I wish I had energy.
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2019/11/19 16:12:48
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. You are struck by lightning
I wish to live in Ireland
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2019/11/20 08:25:59
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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You live on a tiny island in a shed, with a herd of sheep and nothing else.
I wish for a hearty breakfast.
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2019/11/20 10:38:46
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stalwart Veteran Guard Sergeant
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 Hawky wrote:You live on a tiny island in a shed, with a herd of sheep and nothing else.
I wish for a hearty breakfast.
It’s poisoned and you die.
I wish for a full-size apocalypse class Titan, with me as the princeps.
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See that stuff above? Completely true. All of it, every single word. Stands to reason. |
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2019/11/20 14:05:51
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. You stand naked in the middle of the town square, as there is no Apocalypse-class Titan.
I wish I had a 1950's Cadillac.
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2019/11/20 14:23:58
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Combat Jumping Rasyat
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Granted, it’s been sitting outside untouched with the windows down in the upper peninsula of Michigan since 1950. Good luck cleaning the animal nests etc. out without punching through all the rust.
I wish for an armadillo from Amarillo.
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2019/11/20 16:42:53
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Stubborn Prosecutor
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Granted. It has leprosy.
I wish for a life-sized working chainfist.
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Bender wrote:* Realise that despite the way people talk, this is not a professional sport played by demi gods, but rather a game of toy soldiers played by tired, inebriated human beings.
https://www.victorwardbooks.com/ Home of Dark Days series |
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2019/11/21 09:44:13
Subject: corrupt a wish!
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Mysterious Techpriest
Fortress world of Ostrakan
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Granted. It's big, heavy, cumbersome and you end up cutting off your own leg with it.
I wish for a working Lasgun.
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Neutran Panzergrenadiers, 
Ostrakan Skitarii Legions, 
Order of the Silver Hand