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Granted, it is working, but you don't get ammo, infact your whole squad didn't get laspacks and is about to be swarmed by angry grotz, lead by a red clad one.


I wish for lower taxation.

Not Online!!! wrote:
Granted, it is working, but you don't get ammo, infact your whole squad didn't get laspacks and is about to be swarmed by angry grotz, lead by a red clad one.


I wish for lower taxation.

Granted. Now there is no money for roads, hospitals etc. Due to an accident on a poorly-maintained road, you die without hospital.

I wish for one penny,

Granted. You got one Penny. Unfortunately, she doesn't love you back and soon dumps you.

I wish to speak High Gothic fluently.

Granted, you get latin classes, bad, latin classes.

I wish for a car.

Granted, but Extinction Rebellion finds out and has it reduced to scrap you carbon loving monster

I wish to float like a butterfly and sting like a bee

Granted. Yours SO is not happy about your new rather chaotic walking patterns, as well about your stamina during intimate moments.

I wish for a powerful high-end gaming PC.

Granted. You don't know the password to use it.

I wish for better seats for the concert.

Granted. You are seated next to someone you despise and the band only plays variations of Baby Shark.

I wish for some cookies.

Granted. You are redirected to a different site and your computer fills with cookies.

I wish for a warm winter.

Granted, you were deported to a tiny island in the south pacific.

I wish for an X-ray vision.

Granted, you now see everyone as a walking skeleton and it quickly sends you mad.

I wish to be one of the High Lords of Terra.

Granted. You are pretty, smart and healthy as a person who's ancestors married their cousins since M.36 can be.

I wish to be a living skeleton.

Granted.

Having no flesh, tendons etc. to hold you together, you fall apart where you stand.

I wish I could time travel.

Granted. You travel to the past and marry a lovely young lady. Hardly you know she will become your own mother.

I wish for a bottomless beer keg.

Granted. Unfortunately it's literally bottomless, empty and by sheer accident you stumbled into it... So you are now falling foreveeeeeerrr.... (worst thing though is that you are still thirsty).

I wish for some sunny days again (can`t stand the grey in grey atm).

Granted. All of a sudden, you get teleported to Mercury. Enjoy your sunny day!

I wish for snow.

The snow is all yellow, and there’s so much of it that you are trapped and have to eat your way out.

I wish that there was an 8th ed Angry Marine Codex.

Granted: It's a supplement and so Op that IH pale in comparison and is therefore banned everywhere. Further it is so rage inducing for your opponent that you will be assaulted as soon as you put it on the table.

I wish for Coffee.

Granted. You went to Starbucks and bought an awful coffee for 47EUR, and they even misspelled your name.

I wish for a truckload of coins.

Granted. The coins turn out to be tokens for a long expired arcade and are not even worth the metal they were made of.

I wish for a snowy holiday.

Granted! Happy Easter Blizzard!

I wish to fool all of the people some of the time.

Granted, you can fool them into thinking that you can tie your shoes.

I wish I didn’t have to go to work today.

Granted. You are already there.

I wish for some inspiration.

Granted. It was Pol Pot who inspired you.

I wish I had a license to kill.

Granted. You get one, but only for yourself.

I wish for a shovel.

Granted, it’s encased in the center of a cube of concrete 4 meters on a side.

I wish I would quit injuring myself.

Granted! You now habitually fishslap yourself, but softly, leaving no injury.

I wish I could get a bottle Pappy Van Winkle 25-year old bourbon.

Granted. It's empty.

I wish for a nice Ham on Rye from Katz's Deli.

Granted. You had to go on a date with the ugliest woman you know to get it.

I wish I was Ork Warboss.

Granted. You got krumped by ghazkull and are now the lowest of his personal retinue filled with warbosses that krump you 24/7

I wish for better train connections.