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**Misclicking ork**

Granted, you didn't specify what kind of rain it is, so I hope you like a slow, painful death from battery acid.

I wish GW would put all weapon options in one kit (ie 4 schorchas in a deff dread kit)

**Super Ready**

Granted. That's one kit costing £300/$450 that contains all weapons options for all units, from ALL Codexes. Oh, but of course they're no longer with the models that can take them. Amputee Deff Dreads, anyone?

I wish this sinus pain would go away.

**Misclicking ork**

(yeah, allergy season in full swing) Granted, you now have pain so bad a serial killer would consider it inhumane to inflict across every part of your body except your sinuses.

**helgrenze**

Misclicking Ork's wish was devoured by the box of squigs he got sent. His wounds will heal in time, but the embarrassment will last a while longer.

I wish some nice girl would talk to me.

**Super Ready**

Misclicking ork wrote:
(yeah, allergy season in full swing) Granted, you now have pain so bad a serial killer would consider it inhumane to inflict across every part of your body except your sinuses.

You're meant to be an Ork, not a Drukhari.

Helgrenze - granted. She doesn't really want to, though - she's a prosecuting attorney. And boy, does she look DISGUSTED at all that evidence of those things you did. Did I mention your mother's attending the trial too?

I wish for bear arms!

**Misclicking ork**

Granted, but you get captured by the government and tested to make bear super soldiers, after which you are "disposed of".
(oh, and super ready, painboyz exist)
I wish Indomitus didn't cost so much on Ebay.

**Hawky**

Granted. The Indomitus box is now banned from selling worldwide, and all unopened boxes are to be thrown into a volcano.

I wish I was the fastest sprinter in the world.

**Not Online!!!**

Granted, due to beeing so fast you turn into a curiosity and then victim of the government as they cut you open to find your secret of speed.

I wish for more hours in a day.

**Super Ready**

Granted. This happens by the way of the Earth suddenly, rapidly falling out of orbit from the Sun. We go hurtling off out of the solar system and it takes only a matter of weeks for the planet to freeze over, killing most life as we know it, humans included.
All because you couldn't sort out your own damn sleeping pattern. Well done, you.

I wish work wasn't so busy.

**Hawky**

Granted. You are teleported into the Subsaharan Africa, right next to a group of lions. I hope you won't mind being so busy with survival.

I wish for an unlimited supply of Coca Cola.

**helgrenze**

Granted. Due to a math error, a Coca Cola pipeline replaces your water line. You now have infinite Coke, but no water for washing and such.

I wish my army was painted.

**ChaoticMind**

Granted! House paiii- nah, too easy. It’s painted to a crazy good standard! You now owe $2,347,692.37 or your firstborn’s beloved pet cat to the painter.

I wish I hadn’t agreed to the tedium of building a ghost ark for my friend.

**Misclicking ork**

Granted, you instead agreed to build a life-sized replica of the third war of armageddon, the whole thing, the whole planet, hive cities included.

I wish people would respond to my emails faster.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted, but its in Scottish Gaelic

I wish for the sky to quit raining ash

**Misclicking ork**

Granted, now what rains down is hot and toasty, and great for making rock sculptures, but it’s lava.

I wish GW would take their time between editions.

**Hawky**

Granted. All current editions are invalidated, and we move back to the 2nd edition. All models and armies that came out in between then also invalidated.

I wish dinosaurs lived.

**Super Ready**

Granted. ...they did! Past tense. Nothing changes, easy wish.

I wish the writing team and studio behind the 90's Batman animated series got back together for a new run.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. HBO's Sexy Action Time with Captain Donald Trump and Colonel Hillary Clinton should have some nice Dialog scenes if nothing else.

I wish that workplaces were required to provide naptimes in the middle of the day

**helgrenze**

Granted.... For employees working more than 35 hours per week. Also, you are now scheduled 5 6.75 hour days per week.

I wish my 'Toy Soldiers(tm)' came with lasers in their weapons.

**Misclicking ork**

Granted, you are killed by one of those lasers, and the authorities are still trying to find out what killed you.

I wish that I could tell at a glance what something on a miniature was.

**Hawky**

Granted. You spend a whole life studying what the something on a miniature is. At age of 97, you realize your life was pointless and die a broken man.

I wish for nuclear winter.

**Misclicking ork**

Granted, in the nuclear explosions needed to start nuclear winter, you, and many others are killed in one of the atomic blasts, and after all is said and exploded, billions are dead, all because you wanted it to snow a little.

I wish I didn't keep getting distracted by, well, anything.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. You are in a toilet when the wish kicks in. You were thinking about bowel movements and now you can't think about anything else. Ever. You get a nice job as a 4Chan server admin though.

I wish for the entire RiffTrax libary for free

**Misclicking ork**

Granted, it's so funny you die from cardiac arrest caused by laughing for 20 minutes straight (it once happened to a Scandinavian guy, look it up).

I wish I always knew exactly how much my paints needed thinning.

**Hawky**

Granted. You now are the master thinner, but you forgot how personal hygiene works.

I wish to have a T'au wife.

**Misclicking ork**

Granted, you get purged by the inquisition, don't what else you'd expect xenophile.

I wish I would stop having random sharp pains in my shoulder every once in a while.

**ChargerIIC**

Granted. We've removed them (the shoulders)

I wish for jump forward to next year.

**Super Ready**

Granted! It's done with an Astartes jump pack. You are wearing your power ar-? (*CRUNCH*) ...ooooooh, *OUCH*, that's gonna leave a stain.

I wish I had the reflexes of a Striking Scorpion.

**Misclicking ork**

Granted, but at some point, you find yourself in a fistfight near a cliff and he swings, and you sidestep, off the cliff and onto the rocks below.

I wish I had a better hobby knife.

**Hawky**

Granted. You switch a rusty table knife, which you use for a hobby knife, for a new table knife. Still bad, but slightly better.

I wish 1960's Rock 'n Roll was popular again.